Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[Dipdab]

Ok see you all tomorrow when hopefully we’ve all had time to process whatever the duck that episode was ….

 

[BelleAmie]

Ok see you all tomorrow when hopefully we’ve all had time to process whatever the duck that episode was ….

I’m amazed the highs and lows of that episode didn’t send you into labour!

 

[Sophielee]

Never forget.
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@Clovis you need banning for that tit mate

Ok see you all tomorrow when hopefully we’ve all had time to process whatever the duck that episode was ….

I hope it doesn't bring on early Labour. fml ptsd again............

 

[Emmie5000]

either the horse has big feet or jake has small feet small socks

I was thinking the same thing

 

[aimzalicious]

Ok see you all tomorrow when hopefully we’ve all had time to process whatever the duck that episode was ….

Just remembered I'm out tomorrow hopefully you'll give me 20 pages to catch up on

 

[Sophielee]

Just remembered I'm out tomorrow hopefully you'll give me 20 pages to catch up on

You better get another thread started on standby otherwise we'll be fucked like literally like how dare you even abandon your thirst hungry horny thread starting responsibilities

 

[aimzalicious]

You better get another thread started on standby otherwise we'll be fucked like literally like how dare you evev abandon your thirst hungry horny thread starting responsibilities

Girl you can more than carry my responsibilities of thirst hungry horny behaviour

New thread title to be Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #6 - Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett

 

[Dipdab]

@Clovis you need banning for that tit mate


I hope it doesn't bring on early Labour. fml ptsd again............

Nah I’m trying to get things going so another dose of Belinda and pat naked and we maybe be good to go

 

[Sophielee]

Nah I’m trying to get things going so another dose of Belinda and pat naked and we maybe be good to go

stop I can't deal I've actually abandoned my crisps I'm still really confused but what the actual duck happened in THAT episode..........

 

[Chez300]

I wish they'd shown more of Brett and Booka in previous episodes so we'd understand all this. They've barely been on so we haven't seen the build up.

They’ve literally shown just under 30 secs of them at each time at the commitment ceremonies.

Booka has gone too far, this is petty to another level. This is the end of them i think.

 

[Sophielee]

anyone still sat on the sofa staring at the TV like "TF just happened in my life"

 

[Rosie glow]

Nip out the back Patrick and have a jonny quango by yourself because I think belinda tried it once and didn't like it you ain't getting any

 

[Aussie]

This tweet made me laugh

 

[avabella]

I don't understand why Belinda 'I don't want to see your *thing*' with plaits in her hair and sleeps with a teddy bear walks around half naked? Like, I know they can be mutually exclusive but I find it such a strange combo??

 

[Sophielee]

I'm not gonna lie i feel like the MAFS Australia needed to be Mon-Thurs cause I feel exhausted mentally and physically or am I just way too invested in this
I feel like at the weekends I can breathe again

 

[Frankspencer]

I really think Belinda will eventually get boob implants and end up as a stripper

 

[BelleAmie]

I'm not gonna lie i feel like the MAFS Australia needed to be Mon-Thurs cause I feel exhausted mentally and physically or am I just way too invested in this
I feel like at the weekends I can breathe again

It’s a serious emotional investment

 

[ElektraWintour]

The reactions to Pat and Belinda’s naked drawing on this thread have had me howling

 

[Sophielee]

It’s a serious emotional investment

That’s why i think when it ends we’re gonna be lost in the evenings without each other maybe we should get a barrister onto this, actually no a QC and sue channel 4 for our trauma and weight gain from MAFS snacks

 

[hereforthememe]

I lurk these threads as I catch up the next day and it can't come fast enough, love a good cringe session and I can tell I'm in for a treat