Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #5 Obese Olivia's tissue still dry as f***

[Offish]

I know this has been mentioned before but Tamara is so manly looking

She is the image of the woman who was best friends with my ma… until my dad shagged her and consequently ran off into the sunset with her… for the whole of three months before she realised he was, in fact, a bleep like ma said after all.
I hate Tamara even more because of that

 

[crispycrunch]

They gonna cheat

 

[Aussie]

She is the image of the woman who was best friends with my ma… until my dad shagged her.
I hate Tamara even more because of that

Omg!!!

 

[Chez300]

Carolina fishing for compliments again

 

[Miss Begotten]

bleeping hell Carolina’s perked up now she’s found Mr Sensitive. Has she had a sneak preview of his bank account?

 

[Scotch Mist]

I like Dion and Carolina is being horrible to him. She fancies Daniel more than Dion.

 

[Offish]

They gonna cheat

How could you fancy him?! He’s got zero game, he’s all red and stuffed sausage looking, and he doesn’t have any discernible personality

 

[BelowDeckJen]

He bloody told her he felt like they were going to be walking in as enemies in the taxi! That set it all up for Jess. Then he’s sitting there like a victim.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Carolina showing her usual superficial level

 

[crispycrunch]

Only time he's looked someone in the eye whilst talking to them

 

[Clovis]

Ooh, are we getting a partner swap???!?

I was wondering how long it would be before it happened.

 

[Offish]

He bloody told her he felt like they were going to be walking in as enemies in the taxi! That set it all up for Jess. Then he’s sitting there like a victim.

He is, in fact, a little witch

 

[Scotch Mist]

He bloody told her he felt like they were going to be walking in as enemies in the taxi! That set it all up for Jess. Then he’s sitting there like a victim.

Daniel is an absolute wanker

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ooh, are we getting a partner swap???!?

I was wondering how long it would be before it happened.

Can you seriously see bitchy Jess being happy with Dion? He seems nice - she’d destroy him.

 

[Justrealising]

Late to the party tonight, watching on catch up...Jess is giving on me Honeymoon Selin vibes...hateful!

 

[Now I get it]

How could you fancy him?! He’s got zero game, he’s all red and stuffed sausage looking, and he doesn’t have any discernible personality

He hadn't mentioned his niece yet! What until she hears about that 24/7! Dion and his cash will start to look more attractive

 

[Offish]

I really warmed to Dion tonight, what a hun talking to sad Selina and making her laugh. Hard not to laugh when faced with a grown ass man in sequins and high heels

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Daniel & Carolina -like Coco & ??? What’s his name def CHEATERS

 

[Offish]

Daniel & Carolina -like Coco & ??? What’s his name def CHEATERS

God I hated Coco can’t even think of mateys name, he drove diggers didn’t he?

 

[Now I get it]

Daniel & Carolina -like Coco & ??? What’s his name def CHEATERS

Sam. He had a very round head.