Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #5 Obese Olivia's tissue still dry as f***

[aimzalicious]

Taking @crispycrunch new nickname for Olivia and combining it with some comments about her fake crying to come up with the thread title

E4 PACE - No Spoilers!!!!

Previous thread recap -

Holly vs Yankee Doodle at the dinner party
Olivia's a nasty witch
We've done a 180 on Dom (and potensh Selin for sticking up for Holly)
Selina and Cody slept together
Still loving our Ronaldo Lightyear

NO SPOILERS PLEASE - please don't tell us how much a certain contestant gets worse or better as it's considered a spoiler

If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as
spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was. Thanks!

Nicknames:

Ronaldo Lightyear - Al ❤
DILF/Daddy - Anthony
Niles - Cody
Yankee Doodle/Divorce Force - Andrew
Hoops - Mitch

Please let me know if I've missed anything out! Continue here thread fam!

 

[BelleAmie]

duck her for upsetting our Al

 

[noseybirdxo]

I just want to give Al a big cuddle.

 

[Not_another_flogger]

It kinda annoys me how the other couples get more and more vocal each season.

ETA during the commitment ceremony

 

[crispycrunch]

Omgggggggggg I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my parents who had to be "intimate" and made me

And for my MAFS fam whom I adore

 

[Aussie]

She does not like him

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Poor little Al, he was a right cocky twit in his intro video but he's showing himself to be a different person. Sam needs to decide if she actually wants him to touch her or not

 

[Miss Begotten]

She does not like him

She tolerates him. She likes being on telly.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

She absolutely does NOT like him

 

[noseybirdxo]

@under the ivy said at the end of last thread about Al being emotionally stunted and it’s no surprise when he’s never had a proper relationship at 25 and been a mummy’s boy, will never have actually experienced a range of emotions that you would through these things

 

[aimzalicious]

The day Al decides to leave will be a sad sad day in MAFS thread land

ETA: dead at Miss B's laugh react

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Fs Hoops how can anyone take him serious looooool

 

[Chez300]

She does not like him

Yeah she’s all over the place. She just wants to create drama. Poor Al is genuinely clueless anyway but she is spinning his brain!

 

[other things online]

Who called Al a dopey twit spot On

 

[Chez300]

DADDY!!!!

 

[crispycrunch]

Selin I've just seen your footwear

 

[Clovis]

Wasting no time on those two!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Who called Al a dopey twit spot On

Probably me. But in all fairness he is.

 

[crispycrunch]

No stop talking about rumpy pumpy there is no need for it

 

[emm]

"just happy to be involved"?!!?! wtf