Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #4 Our knees are weak, arms are heavy for Al's spaghetti

[aimzalicious]

Copying the first post layout from the last thread compiled by the lovely @Chez300 ❤

E4 PACE - No Spoilers!!!!

Previous thread recap -

The first commitment ceremony confirmed our love of the ixperts
A lot of us have gone off DILF and moved on Brent and Al (except Miss B!)
Andrew mistook Holly's cupcakes for brownies then turned neon pink
Cody combover is a closet racist ("I'm not racist but...")

NO SPOILERS PLEASE - please don't tell us how much a certain contestant gets worse or better as it's considered a spoiler

If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as
spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was. Thanks!

Nicknames:

Ronaldo Lightyear - Al ❤
DILF/Daddy - Anthony
Niles - Cody
Yankee Doodle/Divorce Force - Andrew
Hoops - Mitch

Please let me know if I've missed anything out! Continue here thread fam!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Where’s Hoops & Zebraelle?

 

[crispycrunch]

TF Al son pick up on the signs

 

[noseybirdxo]

Where’s Hoops & Zebraelle?

They’re boring x

 

[Clovis]

Aw, little Al missing the cues...

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Eh? Wasn’t she just complaining that he didn’t put it on her?

 

[other things online]

Wtf are her boots

 

[aimzalicious]

Ronaldo Lightyear not getting a Woody

 

[Princess of Scots]

He's not a mind reader hun

 

[crispycrunch]

Poor lad was rejected he's so scared. Like a bunny in headlights.

 

[Now I get it]

Aww leave him alone, he was watching SpongeBob square pants. New episode as well

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Wait, she wants him to jump on her suddenly? She's only just given him a peck on the lips! I'd be confused if I was him too

 

[Clovis]

The thing is, Sam's been rejecting poor Al since the wedding day. Now she wants him to throw her on the bed and duck her like a dog.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

In fairness every time he’s tried to kiss you you’ve pied him.

 

[crispycrunch]

Alessandra needs to have a word with just him alone

 

[Turmeric123]

Imagine if he watched Cocomelon his head would explode

Aww leave him alone, he was watching SpongeBob square pants. New episode as well

 

[noseybirdxo]

Didn’t she reject his advances to begin with on the honeymoon lmao

 

[Miss Begotten]

Maybe they need to airlift Ronaldo’s mum into the apartment so that she can supervise the shagging.
He is hopeless.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Why is she wearing cowboy boots

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Touching me, touching you whoaaaa