Married At First Sight Australia #13 Horsey, Fatberg and Pink Eye sitting in a tree, B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G

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Does anyone know if last nights episode is going on to 4oD? I’ve just gone to find it and the latest episode is 36, which is the episode from Thursday 😩
 
The only thing is why did they “argue” if they were seeing each other at the time. Like I’d not let someone speak to me like that if we were having sex surely tamara would have been like wtf to Mitch. Although maybe she wanted to “protect” her reputation.

also CRYINGGGG that she’s from Ballarat. (Not that there’s anything wrong with being from there). One of the loosest cities in VIC and def not the GC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yeah I mean they’re both pieces of tit so who knows!!! also Tamara apparently was on first dates too previously, I only saw a tiny clip of it on instagram but I want to find the ep!

I’m still laughing at Ballarat 😂 my partners Aunty lives there on a farm and just the fact that she and Tamara are from the same place but completely opposite people is making me giggle, so funny
 
It's painful


Right I know I said I wasn't bothered by Brent's pinky ring and clothes etc but DILF's shirt collar over his jacket lapel 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Woah she's proper cock eyed where she looking?? Defo not same direction as him and as for her tit shoes with that dress H to the HELL NO!!!!
What’s this McDonald’s business all about? Fill a Mafs sister in pls! Xx
 
I can't believe it is the end. I know I was a little late to the party but my god, you are a bunch of funny cunts!

Shout out to @jesuslovesme who wants to hire one of bag ladies bags, take a tit in it and send it back. Genius! But don't use your own tit, use someone else's in case of DNA...

Dom - 👑

Ella - 👑

Jack - I love him, he's such a sweet bleep 👑

Cody - Bare faced liar bleep

Selina - it's okay, I'll contact the bachelorette Australia bleep

Tamara - old yella faced bleep

Mitch - waster fuckboy bleep who deserves old yella faced bleep's yella foundation on his Egyptian cotton sheets

Brent - handsome wee bleep

Al - funny shoey bleep

Holly - crazy, with some great comments, bleep

Selin - bleep from the beginning but loving her wee snidey comments

Sam - sneaky mean witch bleep

Carolina - needs elocution lessons bleep. What are you saying? Move your mouth when you talk!

Daniel - sitting there like the cat that got the cream when really he got a big pile of steaming shite bleep

Can't think of any others at the moment cos Mr Minky is wittering in my ear about WW3 and the snooker 🙄
I'm a 'tit in the Louis Vuitton' bleep

I'm sure this has been mentioned before on here but does anyone else think Mitch is gay? I don't get remotely any straight vibes from him at all 🤷‍♀️
He's a modern day Chesney Hawkes
 

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