Married At First Sight Australia #13 Horsey, Fatberg and Pink Eye sitting in a tree, B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G

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It’s my birthday today… look at the card my sister has sent me 💀
 

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Chez300 said:
This man didn’t even have sex with her! 🤦🏾‍♀️
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You've got to fill me in on the outcome. Did Captain Traction Engine get some in the end? I saw the naked butler with the lovely attitude winding up the young woman and I saw the two gay guys sit down for drinks but then went to bed. I could watch it on catch up but I can't be arsed.

Offish said:
It’s my birthday today… look at the card my sister has sent me 💀
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Happy Birthday
 
ShowingMyMinkyOnIG said:
Mitch - still not sure about this bleep, bleep
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After last nights episode I'm really confused about Mitch.

All through the show he was a an absolute knob and then last night really redeemed himself!!

He'd got his act together and seemed really into Ella, who seems really happy. He was totally honest about all the texts from Shergar. Also the fact he is very protective over Dion is very quite sweet.
 
ShowingMyMinkyOnIG said:
My blood pressure was through the roof watching this this morning!

Carolina - try hard but put in her place bleep

Daniel - Hitler comb over bleep

Holly - as mad as a bucket of frogs bleep

Samantha - hyena bleep

Matthew - sexual pest bleep. I'll leave YOU with that thought you creepy bastard.

Al - burpy baby bleep 😂

Brent - KING bleep 👑❤️ Flaps at the ready ladies...

Jack & Dom - for fucks sake get back together cunts 🙄

Olivia - Aileen Wuornos psycho killer bleep

Jackson - victim bleep. So suck on that 🍆 Jackson

Ella - THEE queen 👑

Mitch - still not sure about this bleep, bleep

Tamara - fishy snakey bleep

Dion - funny designer bleep

Kate - weird single forever bleep

Selina - finally found her voice bleep

On the cutting room floor cunts - Selin, Cody, Jessica, DILF
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Yes to this! I'm just watching now .

Okay I hate burping especially at the dinner table but Tamara deserved that . Good on ya Al!
 
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Offish said:
It’s my birthday today… look at the card my sister has sent me 💀
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Happy birthday……!

Dont suppose you and your sister fancy another sibling? Mine buy boring tit card factory cards! 🙄

ElektraWintour said:
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It only ey? 😂

Bought a new dress this morning. Unfortunately when I got it home and tried it on you could see my belly button through it just like fat Fiona 😭 I’m taking it back!
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Your belly button or the dress?
 
Offish said:
It’s my birthday today… look at the card my sister has sent me 💀
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Omg that is gold! Happy Birthday lovely x

ScrambledEggs said:
Yes to this! I'm just watching now .

Okay I hate burping especially at the dinner table but Tamara deserved that . Good on ya Al!
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My neighbour & I howled laughing at that, too the point my husband could hear from our house!
 
aimzalicious said:
Incredible card!!! Happy birthday, I hope you've had an amazing day ♥ does your sister watch MAFSA too or does she just know you enjoy watching it?
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We watch it together apart, if that makes sense! We live far apart but we text throughout and sometimes FaceTime. It’s really special to me, I’m going to miss it when MAFS ends!
As for another sibling @sh1tsandgiggles why not? We’ve loads already, we’d all welcome another!
 
v glad you’re all just one ep off being caught up 😂

NOW we can finally celebrate the fact Jackson has fucked off to NSW and left my suburb in melb so no more fatberg and her own personal doomed titanic around here 🥳

also for the person who brought up the racism thing, unfortunately it is a thing, i have seen those with European backgrounds experience it plenty, especially from your typical white bogans. Even I have experienced it, not on a huge level but my grandparents moved here from Hungary (can imagine the jokes people have made to me just about that) and so my last name is Hungarian. My last name can sound like a different word that is pretty much a jackpot for a bully, my grandpa was teased so badly about it that he changed his last name to an Anglo version of it, my dad changed it back when he was old enough too so that’s why I have it and not the Anglo one (rest of the fam never changed it back) and so I ended up getting the same teasing in school. It’s fairly insignificant to other racism that happens here but it does exist.

ANYWAY back to MAFS, al burping was a highlight, I might’ve peed a little after it
 
I really don't think the three wicked witches are racist! Carolina is part of their group! She is the evil step sister who shows up every now and then. They are just vile people to anyone who tries to call them out, regardless of race. Olivia first started hating Dom because she was the only person in the group who asked any sort of difficult questions or called people out on things she didn't think were right or made sense!
 
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