Married At First Sight Australia #13 Horsey, Fatberg and Pink Eye sitting in a tree, B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G

[aimzalicious]

New thread made quickly as I've never seen the thread move so fast as it has done tonight!

Previous thread:

Married At First Sight Aus #12 Mitch is wiggin all the way to enter his suit to the Chelsea Flower Show brah

Thanks to @Princess of Scots for combining everyone's suggestions about using our boy Mitch's fave words, wiggin and brah, with @breakfastattiffanys amazing comment last night about Mitch's suit being entered into the Chelsea Flower Show 💀 I shortened the word Australia to fit the title in. Hope...

tattle.life

NO SPOILERS PLEASE - this includes links to spoilers or comments referring to spoilers. Also please don't tell us how much a certain contestant gets worse or better as it's considered a spoiler

If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was. Thanks!

Nicknames below:

Ronaldo Lightyear - Al ❤
Niles - Cody
Hoops - Mitch
Obese Olivia/Fatty/Fiona - Olivia
Queen Ella - ELLA
Ixperts - our way of saying experts because of the accent

Recap:

Fatberg and Jackson have moved in together
Dom and Jack have come in seperately
Sam and Tamara and Fatberg are bleeping horrid
Who's Tamara been texting??? EDIT: OMG IT WAS HOOPS!!!

Count down until Mitch goes off on one again!!

 

[EnoughAlready]

tit a brick Tamara you skank!!! Thanks for the new thread Aimz!

 

[Emmadale]

Brent is loving this!!!!

 

[noseybirdxo]

Can’t believe this is the last thread! Thanks Aimz for making it

BRENT DROPPING THE TEA HAHAHAHAHAH GO ON BRENTY BOY

 

[Sickofthissh1t]

Her silence is golden here she doesn't know what to say!

 

[Offish]

Here for king Brent

THATS SO FUNNY (dead straight face) she’s embarrassing man

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

 

[Gairlfb]

This is SO GOOD. She’s an embarrassment

 

[Princess of Scots]

Get her squirming Brent! Get her told.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Yes John! She’s a horror.

 

[noseybirdxo]

Brent, come and collect your crown King x

 

[bettyiwontmakeassumptions]

Well hoops is quiet as a little mouse isn’t he, speak boy, use your outside voice

 

[crispycrunch]

duck me Brent getting even sexier

 

[Sickofthissh1t]

It's Ella... Not Alla you dopey blonde bleep

 

[other things online]

Has Tamara just scribbled highlighter all over face

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

B is being nice about Al my head is

 

[Emmadale]

I actually imagine it wasn’t a come on text but the fact it’s making her squirm and look like the bleep she is I’m all for it!

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

I’d be piping up on this if I was cuntolina or Poundland Ryan

 

[Gairlfb]

Selin coming in as well, love her tit stirring

 

[@ngels]

MY LEAST FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN SOMEONE GETS CALLED OUT AND DOES THE crappy FAKE LAUGHTER TO TRY AND DEFLECT
(yes this required caps)