Married At First Sight Aus s11 (E4 pace) #10 Beware the leprechaun with a top knot that shops in the kids aisle

[Sonz1981]

I’m bored. There’ll be no drama with Tori here. At this point jack could shag all 3 ixperts in front of tori and she’d still look adoringly at him and say it’s their dark humour

 

[InstaHunDone]

Now I turn older this year, and it's a quite big one. I'm thinking about having some minor tweaks done to my face, nothing major, teeny bit of botox maybe and a scrap of lip filler. Do we think Alessandra has had anything done and if so what? Cos she looks AMAZING

The only cosmetic inspiration I'd be taking from this show is to point out exactly what you don't want!

Its turned me off lip filler for life.

Edited to add - hope you have a very lovely big birthday!

 

[Anynamewilldome]

I've become very bored

So have we John, so have we............

 

[Offish]

Now I turn older this year, and it's a quite big one. I'm thinking about having some minor tweaks done to my face, nothing major, teeny bit of botox maybe and a scrap of lip filler. Do we think Alessandra has had anything done and if so what? Cos she looks AMAZING

Definitely Botox, carefully and lightly done, definitely lip filler. I expect also some filler in her cheekbones. She’s 50 years old, and used to be a lot heavier than she is now, there’s No way she hasn’t had work done

 

[me myself and karma]

Definitely Botox, carefully and lightly done, definitely lip filler. I expect also some filler in her cheekbones. She’s 50 years old, and used to be a lot heavier than she is now, there’s No way she hasn’t had work done

I'll try and find the article and link it, she was very open about her VSG and plastics x

 

[ElektraWintour]

Fucks sake, I'm crying

Ooohhhh anyone watch the latest Bluey episode!? For the record my kid is almost 17 but heard yesterday's episode was sad. I was not ok after, I might binge Bluey after MAFS!

Bluey is amazing! I had to wait for my husband to get home from work yesterday before we could watch the new one Have the tissues handy for Baby Race!

 

[malibu skies]

Definitely Botox, carefully and lightly done, definitely lip filler. I expect also some filler in her cheekbones. She’s 50 years old, and used to be a lot heavier than she is now, there’s No way she hasn’t had work done

She is NOT 50 whaaat?!

 

[Anynamewilldome]

If this doesn't get juicy now, I'm rioting!

 

[me myself and karma]

Jack just thinks he's the whole cheese!!!
Jack is a cnut.

 

[Aussie]

Bluey is amazing! I had to wait for my husband to get home from work yesterday before we could watch the new one Have the tissues handy for Baby Race!

Good to know!!!

 

[Offish]

Oh good god. Give me strength. ‘She makes me feel good’ that’s nothing, that’s not ‘she’s amazing, she’s funny, she is exciting, she’s intelligent’ nothing about her, just about him

 

[Princess of Scots]

On behalf of your cat please add a side of tuna to every dinner. Tvm.

You wouldn't believe this but he hates fish.

Jack's been to the politician school of skirting the question.

 

[Diagnosis123]

None of us are

 

[Scotch Mist]

He's sleeping well

 

[malibu skies]

@Diagnosis123 can you please make me a nice gif of Ixpert John, pretty please

 

[NoTeaHere]

Cut them in half horizontally?! Is this like when @aimzalicious taught me about horizontal toast?!

Yep cut em in half. Turn em over. Pop em inside out. Game changer. Still not happy with vertical toasting. I Cut the end crust off mine so it fits h wise

 

[malibu skies]

Ixpert Mel’s husband is a lucky man!

 

[Anynamewilldome]

FFS Jack, what is she... human Diazepam.... or is that just what you're putting in her drinks?

 

[Offish]

What is there to say? There’s nothing deep and meaningful here, who cares?

 

[Princess of Scots]

Better chance of pigs flying than them two shagging