Married At First Sight Aus s11 (E4 pace) #10 Beware the leprechaun with a top knot that shops in the kids aisle

[NoTeaHere]

Here, eating my dinner ( although the cat is trying to steal it).

On behalf of your cat please add a side of tuna to every dinner. Tvm.

 

[Webster1357]

He really squeezed that tear out i’ll give him that

Almost shat himself in the process.

And urgh, his mardy wee face afterwards - thundercunt!

 

[Hellofish]

I'm kind of over this season already

 

[me myself and karma]

Can one of the ixperts not point out it's a bit freaking soon???

 

[Deb788]

Heard more about V than my work colleagues kids! Packed lunch FFS

 

[InstaHunDone]

Love Jade's dress (even if a little padding on the cups wouldn't have gone amiss)

 

[Offish]

This is all so inappropriate. They’ve known each other a couple of weeks and she’s talking about him moving into her child’s home. She’s a bleeping idiot.

 

[Anynamewilldome]

Awww.... what kind of alternate universe did I end up in where Deece is the most decent groom????

 

[Noppa]

He was actually making that packed lunch for himself sorry love

 

[JombleWomble]

Ooh I don’t. I think he’s a manipulative wanker and he’s trying to guilt trip her into behaving the way he wants her to.

I think they've both come across as quite manipulative tonight and it's annoyed me that the experts haven't mentioned it.

Every couple is annoying me Jade and Ridge are ok but it doesn't sit right with me that she's already so keen for her child to bond with him.

 

[me myself and karma]

My 3rd husband

 

[Now I get it]

Jaxon

 

[Miss Begotten]

I'm kind of over this season already

It’s absolute pants. I’m only here for Alessandra and to find out what everyone else is eating.

 

[Clovis]

Next up, Jack & Tori.

Cue the horror film music.

 

[aimzalicious]

Eaten my Cheerios and now I'm ready to watch Ixpert John have a go at Tori!

 

[Aussie]

We've got 30 mins left. Is Andi & Dickie left after these twats?

 

[Offish]

Ridge leaning in was hilarious then
I am so bored with Jack and Tori. They’re both crappy people, just let them at it. Send them off to live on some island somewhere. Maybe ‘Tassy’ with nurse ratchet (Tayla)

 

[Noppa]

‘I’ve become very bored’

You’re not the only one John

 

[Webster1357]

Now I turn older this year, and it's a quite big one. I'm thinking about having some minor tweaks done to my face, nothing major, teeny bit of botox maybe and a scrap of lip filler. Do we think Alessandra has had anything done and if so what? Cos she looks AMAZING

 

[Offish]

My 3rd husband

Jaxon ♥

Never over him