Married At First Sight Aus #12 Mitch is wiggin all the way to enter his suit to the Chelsea Flower Show brah

[Miss Begotten]

Brent is so bleeping hot. SO. bleeping. HOT.

Whew.

bleeping hell you’re brave. @crispycrunch will seriously duck you up if you even think about sitting on his face.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I did read in the NZ newspapers, Dom has got a fab makeup artist job offer on the back of MAFSA…. Yay!!

 

[Offish]

My sister and I are (remotely, she’s a few hours away) watching this together and the rage we both have for Tamara, Sam and bleeping FATBERG (love that for her ) is unparalleled

bleeping hell you’re brave. @crispycrunch will seriously duck you up if you even think about sitting on his face.

I can fight

 

[BelleAmie]

I don’t get why Carolina and lil Red witch keep turning up, they know they won’t be welcome?!

 

[Now I get it]

New thread title idea because the thread is moving so fast I feel very stressed:

Married At First Sight #13 Horsey, Fatberg and Pink Eye sitting in a tree, B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G

sorry its crap

bleeping ace title

 

[EnoughAlready]

The audacity and gumption of these two! They are like a bad smell that won’t piss off!

 

[crispycrunch]

bleeping hell you’re brave. @crispycrunch will seriously duck you up if you even think about sitting on his face.

You know it sista

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Tits OR Legs Cuntolina.

Not Tits, Legs, Back, Pussay.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

New thread title idea because the thread is moving so fast I feel very stressed:

Married At First Sight #13 Horsey, Fatberg and Pink Eye sitting in a tree, B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G

sorry its crap

It’s not crap at all

 

[Miss Begotten]

More or less than Al?

A bleeping billionty percent more than Al. If it meant they would disappear off the planet I would adopt Al, let him live in my spare room and do all his ironing.

 

[Clovis]

Cuntolina going, "look at Dion daring to breath over there, what a jerk!"

 

[Webster1357]

WHEN IS THE TAMARA STUFF COMING OUT???

Sorry, so sorry, I got carried away.

Hic

 

[RaeRae]

That reaction from Tamara? It MUST be hoops she was sexting

Could it be Tamara in Hoops' vault

 

[Chez300]

So is it only Divorce force that’s was a no show?

 

[aimzalicious]

A bleeping billionty percent more than Al. If it meant they would disappear off the planet I would adopt Al, let him live in my spare room and do all his ironing.

*googles how to assassinate the Kardashians without getting caught just because I want to see you deal with Al*

I'd love a spin off show where Miss B and Al travel around Aus

 

[bettyiwontmakeassumptions]

Holly cringes me out man, it’s the same horrific, organ clenching reaction as it would be if my mum walked in as a contestant on here

 

[Sickofthissh1t]

So is it only Divorce force that’s was a no show?

Jess?

 

[Turmeric123]

A bleeping billionty percent more than Al. If it meant they would disappear off the planet I would adopt Al, let him live in my spare room and do all his ironing.

You really hate them you've made my day with that reply

 

[bettyiwontmakeassumptions]

Could it be Tamara in Hoops' vault

Surely if it was he would have just said to Ella it was a folder of photos of his equestrian hobbies and interests?

 

[noseybirdxo]

Oh god sorry, I mean no offense, I genuinely don't know and wondered if it was a thing. I feel like Brent and Dom, maybe Ella too, may have come from a different background, and given that Tamara called an Italian journalist a 'salami bleep' it's a fair assumption that she's racist!

I can tell that you're lovely!!

Hahahaha don’t worry I took 0 offence. Australia is deep rooted in a lot of racism and stuff like that. I grew up with Chinese and Macedonian best friends in Sydney and I can assure you there was prejudice even as a youngster. There’s always a blonde mean girl mentality though wherever you go even in England xx