Married At First Sight Aus #12 Mitch is wiggin all the way to enter his suit to the Chelsea Flower Show brah

[Shesaidwhat?]

Might get a flight home to Sydney and push Olivia, Sam and Tamara off the Harbour Bridge and hope that bleeping Jaws eats them up. Might get me passport taken off me but it’ll be worth it x

Can I come and help?

 

[Ellen]

I don’t know how those three witches of eastwick can go through life full of such hatred.

Sam wasn’t so bad earlier in the season but she is just as much of a prized witch as the other two

 

[Webster1357]

The way fat duck drinks her wine I just want to ram the glass in her fat gob

I think she may have a drinking problem...Tamara too based on her recent behaviour!

 

[crispycrunch]

Fuckkkkkk Brent

 

[noseybirdxo]

Can I come and help?

Can I come too plz thanks

The more the merrier

 

[EnoughAlready]

Tamaras face when someone doesn’t play ball is such a picture, it instantly falls into goldfish mode

 

[aimzalicious]

She has such gorge skin! Sitting here moisturising my scaly milk bottles super jealous

honestly i looked down at my legs at the gym and they looked like chalk

I'm hereeeeeee, i was having my therapy phone call and watching MAFSA with captions on at the same time

 

[Thank(space)you]

I think Brent has overtaken DILF in my drooling stakes

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It’s good riddance you thick fucker

 

[Gairlfb]

Could the other husband Tamara messaged be that ginge Andrew? She was all over him when they ganged up on Holly

 

[Princess of Scots]

Who the duck put 50p in Sam? Never said two words the whole time she was in now she hasn't stopped bitching the whole time she's been here.

 

[BelleAmie]

Yes Brent, you lay it out hard

 

[bettyiwontmakeassumptions]

Pucker up.

Oh, okay Brent, I mean, if you insist

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

calm down you bunch of horn-bags!

 

[noseybirdxo]

Tamara needs to bleeping blend her contour bruvvvvvv

Brent, I wish you’d pucker up for me big boy x

 

[Webster1357]

Sam just threatened to glass Brent? What an absolute lowlife

 

[hanlosc]

Here come the fanny flutters

 

[crispycrunch]

Yes Brent, you lay it out hard

Ooooooo Brent hard

 

[Emmadale]

Tear her apart Brent!

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Can I come and help?

We could charter a plane at this rate, so many of us want to go