The rage is real!!
Dom -
gorgeous girl. I can't understand how she has kept so calm. She should have rampaged through the lot of them (Ella excluded).
Jack -
what a cracking boy. My all time favourite MAFS groom.
Ella -
she's so sweet and needs, nae, deserves a man who will treat her like a queen.
Mitch - I really have nothing else to say about Mitch. Maybe he's hiding his personality in that folder in his phone?
Jackson - he's wetter than a wet wipe that's been flushed down the toilet and is stuck underwater on a wetwipeberg.
Cody Comb over - I believe I said previously he should
duck off and then
duck off some more. Now he should just
duck off as far as he can and never come back.
Selina - she needs to grow a backbone and carry Cody Comb Over to his destination.
Brent - you all may reform an orderly queue to sit on his face. I think he deserves some pussy power.
Dory / Tamara the trout - gormless and a bit of a cold fish (pun intended). Brent can do better.
Al - still no clue what is going on. Byeee.
Sam - byeee.
Olivia - take your pills you absolute crazy
bleep! Crocodile tears and manipulation. She's defo a narc or sociopath. Absolute horror of a human