MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[EnoughAlready]

Talking of brews I got some Earl Grey from the kids in a little hamper at the weekend and hark at me with me pinky out like i'm in Downton watching Mafs

 

[Offish]

The one with a mullet

Big fan of a mullet

 

[Comewhinewithme]

That's when I brew up

I'm only here too

 

[docmum]

Genuinely thought Mel was in nurses uniform

 

[malibu skies]

Kick off with a bang? I’m sure she is!

 

[Comewhinewithme]

There is NO WAY Mel is 41!

 

[Aussie]

How is a muffin sexy

 

[Now I get it]

Mel on heat. Jeeez give it a rest Sheila.

 

[Offish]

Be Christ, this man is boring ay

 

[Vegasbaby]

This woman annoys the crap out of me she is absolutely sex mad

 

[Noppa]

He is a bit dull bless him

 

[docmum]

Meet him half way to the fecking dining table then?! Fml

 

[Princess of Scots]

It's first thing in the morning, let the man wake up.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Christ shes got sour dough and intimacy week...she's going to be in a constant puddle!

 

[crispycrunch]

If u look at her eyes properly she's got psycho eyes too

 

[Thank(space)you]

I'm sorry, josh is such a drip

 

[ElektraWintour]

Mel does realise she can change the subject and talk about something else, he just doesn’t want that something to be sex?

 

[Offish]

He is a bit dull bless him

He’s so bleeping boring, he gives me the ick just listening to his slow tit voice

 

[me myself and karma]

And grab a flake. I put on half a stone per episode

Looked at celery, ... picked up crisps

 

[Webster1357]

To be fair I'd rather have a nice piece of toast than a shag these days, throw in some peanut butter and...