MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[malibu skies]

NATIONWIDE ALERT

 

[Thank(space)you]

Clinical Sexologist? What kind of bullshit job title is that, how does one train for it and where do I does my friend apply for this job?

I was actually just looking at it on Google. Seems to be psychology degree with a focus on sex. Although sexologist is not a protected title

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Someone bleeping tell me what b-bay…baconaise is I MUST know

 

[aimzalicious]

NATIONWIDE ALERT

B-BEY-CONAISE

 

[EnoughAlready]

Gem and Poppy and Baconaise klaxon!

 

[crispycrunch]

And they're not actually married, they're participants in a TV show. I really do think she's playing a game, she should have left last night!

Only fans pending that's why they all stay. Maximum exposure for free.

 

[malibu skies]

@aimzalicious this is random but as we’re on the toast chat - I remember you saying ages ago about how you toast bread horizontally rather than vertically and honestly, it’s changed my life!

 

[Webster1357]

Your bathing in windex mate I literally see right through you ! Er no you don't Brontë or you wouldn't be crying over that prick

Right? It's not like he love bombed her at the start, he's been a total bleep from the get go!

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Someone bleeping tell me what b-bay…baconaise is I MUST know

And why buying something you've never heard of so clearly don't need, is good budgeting?

 

[crispycrunch]

Right? It's not like he love bombed her at the start, he's been a total bleep from the get go!

Yep the cock flopped that should have been a warning sign in itself!! I know some men do have medical issues etc but young lad I use to think my ex was stressed but his floppy dick was cause it was in the local slagggggggg

 

[aimzalicious]

@aimzalicious this is random but as we’re on the toast chat - I remember you saying ages ago about how you toast bread horizontally rather than vertically and honestly, it’s changed my life!

Love that you remembered that horizontal toast is the way!

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

I seriously think Josh should take out a protection order.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Melissa looks deranged. Josh is in for a very frightening evening.

 

[crispycrunch]

And why buying something you've never heard of so clearly don't need, is good budgeting?

You can get toasted baconaise in Costco

 

[me myself and karma]

Love that you remembered that horizontal toast is the way!

Grill over toaster every time!

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Look at sexpest nodding along that intimacy isn't just about sex. Thats totally what it means to her.

 

[Webster1357]

Cor this is a bit much for 8pm isn't it?? My 13 year old son just walked in and saw that massive dildo!

 

[crispycrunch]

Ohhhhhhhhh Melinda

 

[ElektraWintour]

I don’t understand grown women who have never owned a vibrator

 

[Offish]

Getting all shy over talking about a vibrator but rode a married man for six months, make it make sense