MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #10 It's not a dinner party without buttdials and gaslighting (No Spoilers)

[Webster1357]

I'm going to take all the oceans and ram them up Dan's arse. SAY OCEAN AGAIN DANIEL, I DOUBLE DARE YOU

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

The beach and the ocean has got to be code for something else surely weird af.

 

[Princess of Scots]

So, Dan isn't sexually attracted to her because Sandy doesn't like the beach? What the duck

 

[me myself and karma]

The studio lights keep catching his bald patches

 

[Miss Begotten]

Him and his bleeping ocean..

 

[happylife32]

The ixperts are grilling him. Yesss

 

[Thank(space)you]

For the love of all that is holy sandy tell the ixperts that he fucks off for 6 hours a day PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

 

[Clovis]

Lmao good one, Mel.

 

[EnoughAlready]

John the ixpert with almost a thread title there! "key ingredient to a healthy relationship is not the love of an ocean." Take that you big Shamu wannabe.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Go on John! Dan tries to come across as this empathetic spiritual person, all bollocks.
I'm at one with the ocean

 

[Shoequeen91]

The studio lights keep catching his bald patches

He’s really trying to comb over

Ain’t fooling no one

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Here we go. Noise cancelling headphones when she puts a Bollywood movie on. “Different lifestyles”

 

[Diagnosis123]

"I've married a Merman"

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Honestly why is Melinda the only person on this show with at least half a brain cell? She needs to join the experts side and speak for the viewers.

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

bleeping chinless wonder.

 

[Dogtanian]

I missed what Harrison said but it was probably something dumb as a rock

 

[Aussie]

This guy is giving me bleeping rage

 

[me myself and karma]

Harrison needs to button it.

 

[Noppa]

Is it too much to say I hope he drowns in the ocean?

 

[Dogtanian]

“The beach and the ocean is calling me, and I have to go home”… what the actual f…?