Made in Chelsea #9

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shadowofdoubt said:
Whyyyyy do I have the most random feeling that Melissa is pregnant?!
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I don't reckon she is. She appears to be drinking champagne in the pics from Sophie's tenth hen do yesterday. What makes you think she is?
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Poor Habbs and Tatty...I think I'm yet to see a pic in which the pair of them don't look like they suffer from bad flatulence. Someone pass them some wind relief tablets already!!
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Musings30 said:
I don't reckon she is. She appears to be drinking champagne in the pics from Sophie's tenth hen do yesterday. What makes you think she is?
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Poor Habbs and Tatty...I think I'm yet to see a pic in which the pair of them don't look like they suffer from bad flatulence. Someone pass them some wind relief tablets already!!
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That's what I look like in work after holding a fart in for 2 hours
 
Urgh this season is dire. Half the cast are so unlikeable. What's with Robbie and Paris saying sweetheart during arguments, patronising twats. Paris used to be likeable, when did she turn into a petty spiteful witch. Maybe she's playing up to the cameras to add drama, if so her acting is superb and the spite is very believable. Joel is a clingy moaning perpetual victim too. What controversy surrounds Inga exactly?
Team Inga all the way.
Miles' behaviour is disgusting, as usual. How any woman can find him attractive I'll never know, he gives me the ick.
The newbies - Yas, Issy & Co are soooo boring, I can't even be bothered to comment on their boring storyline.

I'm only still here for Inga, Sam Prince, Tristan, Liv, James and Maeva.
 
Sliceofpizza said:
He’s tall….? This surprises me…! I have to assume he is handsome irl somethings going on otherwise it doesn’t make sense! Same for Inga - she must look ok irl because imho she doesn’t on tv and neither does he. Interesting.
Why do you think he’s from EG & not just visiting?
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He's got a houseplant business and set up a stall in Bicester (or somewhere like that) at some yuppie market a few weeks ago. Maybe he's being a travelling plant salesman around the south of England? 😅
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Laughalong said:
Probs a reflection on my personality but I do like Ruby and Emily etc lol
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I could never stand Emily and could never fathom why everyone regards her as the face that launched a thousand ships. Actually, I gave her some kudos in her first few series (when she was a regular girl with bad dress sense) and Harry Baron cheated on her with Frankie and she pied him (calling them "a pair of wrong 'uns). With each series, she's become increasingly more irritating with her constant sticking her nose - and massive forehead - into other people's business, coupled with the shrill voice and Croydon Facelift. This whole "I'm so ditzy with my idiotic comments; isn't it cute and endearing" persona she likes pulling isn't at all endearing or funny.

On the plus side, she's probably one of a few - if not the first - woman on the show to finally find a boyfriend who isn't complete trash. Good luck to them, but get off my screen pls🥴
 
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Musings30 said:
He's got a houseplant business and set up a stall in Bicester (or somewhere like that) at some yuppie market a few weeks ago. Maybe he's being a travelling plant salesman around the south of England? 😅
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I could never stand Emily and could never fathom why everyone regards her as the face that launched a thousand ships. Actually, I gave her some kudos in her first few series (when she was a regular girl with bad dress sense) and Harry Baron cheated on her with Frankie and she pied him (calling them "a pair of wrong 'uns). With each series, she's become increasingly more irritating with her constant sticking her nose - and massive forehead - into other people's business, coupled with the shrill voice and Croydon Facelift. This whole "I'm so ditzy with my idiotic comments; isn't it cute and endearing" persona she likes pulling isn't at all endearing or funny.

On the plus side, she's probably one of a few - if not the first - woman on the show to finally find a boyfriend who isn't complete trash. Good luck to them, but get off my screen pls🥴
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if I have the right company (forager health Ltd) he’s not actually the owner of said company, he’s just a “content strategist”.

aka he’s been roped in because he has a big insta audience that the company can leverage.

same with verity’s clean eating “business”. She’s not the brains or hard work behind it, she’s a glorified promoter.

they always have a partner in the background who actually owns the company, actually do the work etc.
 
cee-bee said:
if I have the right company (forager health Ltd) he’s not actually the owner of said company, he’s just a “content strategist”.

aka he’s been roped in because he has a big insta audience that the company can leverage.

same with verity’s clean eating “business”. She’s not the brains or hard work behind it, she’s a glorified promoter.

they always have a partner in the background who actually owns the company, actually do the work etc.
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Ahhh, he seems to run/have some involvement in another houseplant business called Bellr. He and Tristan were manning a stall in Tunbridge Wells a few weeks ago. That's funny about Forager Herbs - Sam calls himself "co-founder" on LinkedIn.

Yeah, the Verity thing annoys me. She really loves painting herself as some hard-working entrepreneurial boss witch and waxing lyrical about the many business conferences she's spoken at around the world. She's effectively just a PR girl🥴

 
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