Made in Chelsea #7

[Sliceofpizza]

How sad not to be able to smile or laugh properly like Melissa, I’m not just referring to the above photo, although it’s another case in point.

In most recent ep she the way she squints her bitchy eyes and horrendous granny lips when she’s supposedly laughing and having fun is pretty frightening. She is such a mean girl.

Re Tristan, sometimes I think he’s fit he’s tall (sorry my little lover Rez) and has a good body but sometimes I feel like his face looks like a squished up play-doh character.

 

[Staceyk88]

This is totally wrong. I have brown eyes and tanned skin (like miles) and my husband has blue eyes. All three of our children have blue eyes and much fairer skin exactly like their father. I am mixed race woman. brown eyes are not always the dominant gene. They can be recessive. There is actually a 50% chance of the childrens eyes being blue or brown.

what I said is that was impossible for James and Maeva to have a brown eyed baby as they are both blue! It’s entirely possible for two brown eyed parents to have blue, as you quite rightly point out it’s recessive, but not the other way around!!

 

[icebergdrifter]

I honestly think Miles enjoys hurting girls

I honestly think Miles is gay

I think he does all this getting together-not getting together with girls as a front to not only himself but to everyone else

 

[doodlebug]

I know it’s wrong to assume, but I think Miles is going to continue to find romantic encounters (with women) unfulfilling until he’s honest with himself. That’s the only explanation I have for his behaviour. He’s bored. Spencer was a fuckboy too but you could tell he did actually like some of the women he fucked over loool.

Miles in the new seasons so far:

a) Finally has the balls to tell Emily his feelings (oh wait that was staged as she already had a bf at this point)
b) Meets Issy. Breaks it off because he wants something serious and she’s too young.
c) Meets Yasmin. Ends it before it begins because he’s met someone else
d) Enter Ella. Ends it after a few days because he “doesn’t want anything serious” (see point b…)

I really can’t see Miles finding a girl he wants to settle down with. He can’t even use age as an excuse anymore. I’m not even saying he needs to date a man I’m just saying I really see him as a chronic bachelor. Can’t imagine him with a girlfriend.

 

[Sliceofpizza]

I wonder what his friends and family really think?

I do recall when his father met Ruby was it on a live chat and he said ‘thank goodness, some females’ or something like that… Perhaps it’s pressure like this stopping him from coming out?

I don’t think they’re together (but who knows?) but I think that awful Temptation is similarly inclined and they perpetuate this fake laddy persona when they know the truth about each other. I think that’s why they’re so close, same goes for much of his mates like that.

I also find it odd people like Lily posting things like “he’s single ladies…” just seems disingenuous to me. They can’t honestly think he is genuinely interested?

 

[doodlebug]

Let’s not forget that time he was high at the hospital and the first thing he did when he came to was hit on his male doctor

 

[Youonlyliveonce]

Tristan looking gorgeous on livs story. He’s back from wherever he was

His lips are the same colour as the rest of his face and it gives me the ick

 

[Summernights]

This IS a safe space I’ve been rocking and muttering this to myself repeatedly since I became the founding member of the Rezettes (or whatever we are called) It feels good to be free doesn’t it @Summernights, and you’ve made me howl.

Hmmm Princey eh..Don’t see it myself.. his hair looks like a faced down banana slapped on his head but I do enjoy his gusto!

I think it’s his personality and just how much of an absolute tit bag he is. I also found him hilarious during his beef with spring onion.

Us princettes (only me so far) and you Rezettes can stick together

So many interventions to be had in this thread! We need a prayer circle. We need some crystals to ward off the evil lol. May I ask do you prefer him with the bleached and balding hair or head completely shaved? There are no wrong answers. The intervention just needs to know what we're working with.

Oh no absolutely team bleached and balding

 

[tspnwn]

I think it’s his personality and just how much of an absolute tit bag he is. I also found him hilarious during his beef with spring onion.

Us princettes (only me so far) and you Rezettes can stick together


Oh no absolutely team bleached and balding

Princettes and Rezettes nearly made me snort hot tea through my nose, cheers for that

 

[coriander]

I’m gunna say it, I feel like this is a safe space and a no judgement zone and I just need to get it off my chest














I fancy Sam Prince

I used to fancy him when he had dark hair and first appeared on MIC. Not so much now but I get you

 

[Daisyjane2]

I have to admit…

I also fancy princy
I can’t put my finger on it there’s just something about him

 

[storminaDcup]

Back together then…

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Omg Melissa looks horrendous in this pic, not a flattering one whatsoever

I have to admit…

I also fancy princy
I can’t put my finger on it there’s just something about him

I think it’s the quick wit. You’ve got to admit he is hilarious and very quick off the smackbacks. His new blonde hair sucks though

 

[Musings30]

Did anyone have a weird Francis Boulle phase?...I mean back in the Sophia days, when he was the endearingly nerdy underdog, pre him turning into a total douche? Asking for a friend...

 

[Thelaalaa]

Sam Prince is the ick personified (just my opinion)

 

[AshM]

Did anyone have a weird Francis Boulle phase?...I mean back in the Sophia days, when he was the endearingly nerdy underdog, pre him turning into a total douche? Asking for a friend...

Ugh me! Now we’ve admitted it, we can start the healing process and absolve our sins. Apparently he’s very odd these days, has extreme views and that’s why he’s no long on the private parts podcast.

 

[soph30]

This is interesting- whoever this other Cowdrey is seems to be related to Julian and is also a life/mindset coach. Nepotism?

 

[micfan]

Did anyone have a weird Francis Boulle phase?...I mean back in the Sophia days, when he was the endearingly nerdy underdog, pre him turning into a total douche? Asking for a friend...

Never Francis but I always had a crush on Proudlock haha. I liked Francis when he was hanging with my man and Jamie.

This is interesting- whoever this other Cowdrey is seems to be related to Julian and is also a life/mindset coach. Nepotism?

That is Julian's fraternal twin. He played cricket like their father and I think he did the life coach stuff before Julian.

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

Did anyone have a weird Francis Boulle phase?...I mean back in the Sophia days, when he was the endearingly nerdy underdog, pre him turning into a total douche? Asking for a friend...

I did, bit I've always like the quiet nerdy guys. I still quite like him.

I thought Tristan was fit when he first came into it. He reminded me of Christian Bale. But now his personality has made him ick to me. All I can see is the mouth and moles.

There's not anyone really fit in it now. They needs some more variation instead of all this soft boys with over tonned gym bodies. I'm not a princette but at least he's a bit different to the rest of the clones.

 

[Musings30]

Ugh me! Now we’ve admitted it, we can start the healing process and absolve our sins. Apparently he’s very odd these days, has extreme views and that’s why he’s no long on the private parts podcast.

It's been quite the character arc for him, hasn't it? Awkward-dweeb-turned-massive-twit. He's another one who's inexplicably pulled a woman who's ridiculously out of his league.

Never Francis but I always had a crush on Proudlock haha. I liked Francis when he was hanging with my man and Jamie.


That is Julian's fraternal twin. He played cricket like their father and I think he did the life coach stuff before Julian.

Haha, he definitely earned some kudos when he got pally with Jamie. Never got the Proudlock thing. He has a pretty face though

Yeah, that's his twin, who's been a life coach for years. Tbf he seems like a really decent and professional bloke who wouldn't disrespect or try anything sly or underhand with his clients (cough)

 

[miku]

Back together then…

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they have the same face