Made in Chelsea #5

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I'm just going to say what we're all likely thinking, I would reverse cowgirl Digby Edgely into another dimension.

Right, now that I've got that off my chest...

I really like Emily. I think she is one of those women who really heeds and honours her natural intuition/gut feeling for when a situation is off and it will always serve her well in the long run. I think she will find a partner who adores her and knows better than to cross her for banal reasons. I think she would do best with a man about 5 to 7 years older, or so. Maybe even a decade, honestly.

Maeva. She is fantastic TV but sometimes I wonder if TV is good for her. I can see her unravelling if she isn't careful, I think she operates on a very specific, personal, emotional logic and this might be her downfall.

Miles. I just don't care. I do like that his energy is usually quite upbeat though, I think he'd be fun to go for drinks with.

Liv is one of those individuals who turns so cold, abrasive and dismissive should you so much as DARE to express disappointment or hurt due to her actions. However she seems like an incredible night out drinking, dancing and doing Class As. I think you'd be in splits laughing with her in the good times and find her absolutely unsettling in the bad. As long as you see her patterns clearly you should be fine.

Verity, I wonder how she will cope with aging. That's the main thought that strikes me with her. Her behaviour would read so horrendously on any individual outside of their 20s and I think she may end up quite lonely, bitter and dysphoric if she continues on this way.

James. A cornball, but I do love how English he is - especially in contrast to Maeva. The way he emotes feels very familiar and funny.

Inga. I really dont mind her as much as the rest of you seem too. However it's hard to respect anyone who wrapped themselves up in The Mask (aka Sam Prince). I saw them in Soho around January or so one night. I actually cringed when he glanced over. My immediate mental reaction was 'Oh Inga, why? Why?'

Robbie is sometimes at Feel It party at Omeara nightclub with his partner Joel. They're very affectionate with each other, both taller in person than expected.

Paris. Actual capital/wealth. Definitely doesn't need the show. Also have you seen her Mother?! A dream.
 
Did anyone listen to the recent Jamie podcast with Alex mytton. They did a lie detector test and 2 questions related to Alex’s cheating era with a Binky. One question he failed was “did you cheat on binky more times than you let on”. It was a fail and they started manic fits of laughter like it was the funniest thing in the world. Do they not realise that this scared Binky for life and her self confidence at the time was gone. It led her to be Insecure and chasing the next man who didn’t want a relationship but ended up impregnating her.
The other question was “did you cheat on Binky with 20 women”. He said no - it came out true but Alex then joked it was 19. So that’s why it’s didn’t alarm. but I’m not sure how true this is. Imagine getting cheated on 19 times!! But some of that was probably the mad orgy.

Then Jamie had a turn on the lie detector machine but Alex didn’t really ask juicy questions. It would have been interesting to ask “does he really love Sophie, was he interested in her when Sam was seeing her or crying to him about her etc. Apparently Jamie’s friends say he’s a narcissist, self obsessed and cold behind the eyes. Alex mytton says this quiet often on the podcast. Sophie has said it a few times. So how does a narcissist love someone?

I believe this about Alex Mytton. His ex, Lottie Moss, was on the Call Her Daddy podcast, and said that he cheated on her. (Although she didn't say his actual name, she did drop hints that it was him). She also said it shouldn't have come as a surprise, as she was aware that he had cheated on all his pevious girlfriends. Apperently, he was awful to the point where she felt obliged to sleep with two of his bestfriends to get some sort of revenge.
I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was a Jamie. Who I myself, have always suspected was a raging narcissist.
 
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Finally got to watch the episode and my thoughts are...

James was really cruel when he said he didn't know if Maeva knew him at all and that he didn't want to keep the ring to wear on the other finger. I understood his reaction last week but he keeps harping on about it now and needs to stop. Like you could tell that Maeva just wanted to make things right but he wasn't willing to give her a bone. Also, I hate how he is blaming other people for 'egging her on' like she has no mind of her own and basically was trying to call her state of mind 'hysterical'. Maeva also needs to stop lying on Miles to James. She always makes it seem like it is just Miles starting things and knows James hates him.

Another poster mentioned the other guys are jealous that girls are interested in Miles and I agree. They act catty to him 24/7 when they are guilty of being just as crappy. But because they don't like Miles, he gets held to this higher standard about how he treats women. How is Miles 'the child' when you have Rez at his age still acting as he does? Sam Prince is another child and yet James loves to be in his company. Tristan sure likes to want things he cannot have. James, just admit you are threatened by the chemistry between Miles and Maeva. Take up your issue with Maeva because Miles owns you nothing, not even the truth (which I believe is that he still has feelings for Maeva). Also, Maeva needs to be honest because she lies just like Miles. They both have excuses for everything. They will continue to cry to each other and then deny it when confronted. They are the same.

Tristan and Rez should be a couple. They clearly feel they are the smartest people in the room and live to validate each other 24/7. I laughed when Emma told Tristan she did not like him like that lol. His ego needs some bruising.

I liked Inga's response to Verity. It was very mature and I hope she sticks to it and continues to not give Verity the reaction she so desperately wants.

Finally, Maeva and Paris are really gorgeous in my opinion. I wish they'd hang out more on the show but at least they seem friendly on Instagram.

Next week's preview looks wild.
Harvey needs to go do one. James...BOO. Tristan and Rez at the scene of the crime yet again and no doubt ready to lecture and deflect from their enabling. No thank you to Emily and Miles. Can no one on this show just stay platonic with the opposite sex? Emily does not need that sort of fuckboi antics in her life.[\spoiler]

Yeah how does he get away with it? Is it because he's rich? Like if I behaved like him I'd have no friends 😭
Haha probably. But it is legit frightening to see his lack of remorse. I believe he might have acted up some things for the camera but I believe at the root of it all that is truly who he is. It makes for entertaining drama but in real life, I would not go near that. I don't care how friendly/charming he acts to your face. I would run in the other direction lol.
 
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I'm just going to say what we're all likely thinking, I would reverse cowgirl Digby Edgely into another dimension.

Right, now that I've got that off my chest...

I really like Emily. I think she is one of those women who really heeds and honours her natural intuition/gut feeling for when a situation is off and it will always serve her well in the long run. I think she will find a partner who adores her and knows better than to cross her for banal reasons. I think she would do best with a man about 5 to 7 years older, or so. Maybe even a decade, honestly.

Maeva. She is fantastic TV but sometimes I wonder if TV is good for her. I can see her unravelling if she isn't careful, I think she operates on a very specific, personal, emotional logic and this might be her downfall.

Miles. I just don't care. I do like that his energy is usually quite upbeat though, I think he'd be fun to go for drinks with.

Liv is one of those individuals who turns so cold, abrasive and dismissive should you so much as DARE to express disappointment or hurt due to her actions. However she seems like an incredible night out drinking, dancing and doing Class As. I think you'd be in splits laughing with her in the good times and find her absolutely unsettling in the bad. As long as you see her patterns clearly you should be fine.

Verity, I wonder how she will cope with aging. That's the main thought that strikes me with her. Her behaviour would read so horrendously on any individual outside of their 20s and I think she may end up quite lonely, bitter and dysphoric if she continues on this way.

James. A cornball, but I do love how English he is - especially in contrast to Maeva. The way he emotes feels very familiar and funny.

Inga. I really dont mind her as much as the rest of you seem too. However it's hard to respect anyone who wrapped themselves up in The Mask (aka Sam Prince). I saw them in Soho around January or so one night. I actually cringed when he glanced over. My immediate mental reaction was 'Oh Inga, why? Why?'

Robbie is sometimes at Feel It party at Omeara nightclub with his partner Joel. They're very affectionate with each other, both taller in person than expected.

Paris. Actual capital/wealth. Definitely doesn't need the show. Also have you seen her Mother?! A dream.
I feel like you can easily pick out the ones who are truly WEALTHY because they just hold themselves slightly differently. I feel like it’s just Paris and Mark V though 😆 - I have always loved him. Has anyone seen that sort of spin off E4 show he did? One of them was him going to a dancehall club, he’s a really funny guy who seems to be up for a laugh!
 
Yeah I’ve always thought Paris is thr only one with real money. You can tell from her insta stories; she always eating out at lavish places, and she wears a lot of Chanel.

wearing designer clothing doesn’t equate to wealth though. The wealthiest people I’ve met are pretty … normal. Don’t feel the need to show it off. I was friends with the son of an oil tycoon. When he came to pick his son up for a day out he was driving a pretty regular car and wearing a bog standard plaid shirt. The only thing that could’ve singled him out as wealthy was a nice looking (but not especially flashy) watch. He could’ve been a geography teacher. Except He was an oil exec who owned property in central London and a vineyard in the south of France.

likewise my sisters ex drove a Lamborghini (on finance obvs) was obsessed with labels (frequently shopped at Chanel, LV and D&G) and really snobby about how much people spent on clothing (he once sneered at me because I was worried a coat I’d spent £50 had been ruined). Had to wear super flashy expensive watches etc etc. Was very cash poor, in a crappy job going nowhere and lived at home.
 
Who is her mother? Do we have any pictures?
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Blimey, don’t drag up the old guard! Spenny is such a head and really seems jaded with the Husband/Father role. It wouldn’t surprise me if she is breeding like a rabbit to try and keep her grip on him. He looks miserable in anything I see in him these days. I give it 2 years before a huge scandal hits.

Just watched episode 7, and although I love Maeva I think James was well within his rights to question her actions. Didn’t take a rocket scientist to work out that he’s a traditional man who would choose to take traditional steps in their relationship. I do really like them both together, I’m just getting boredof this fixation with Miles. The guy has the patience of a saint. How he hasn’t absolutely lost it by now god only knows. It seems to me that he is one of the only honest ones in the group. He’s single, he can do whatever he wants really and quite honestly, if he’d wanted a piece of Maeva at any time he could easily have had it.
Watching Riz and Tristan just gives me the ick. They might as well be 69 because although they do is flatter each others egos and simper over each others crap. Tristan bleats on like an old boy with Alzheimer’s, waving his hands around like he’s translating to BSL while Riz sits there nodding like a lapdog.
Also, Hugo Taylor looks like a human tortoise. That is all.
 
wearing designer clothing doesn’t equate to wealth though. The wealthiest people I’ve met are pretty … normal. Don’t feel the need to show it off. I was friends with the son of an oil tycoon. When he came to pick his son up for a day out he was driving a pretty regular car and wearing a bog standard plaid shirt. The only thing that could’ve singled him out as wealthy was a nice looking (but not especially flashy) watch. He could’ve been a geography teacher. Except He was an oil exec who owned property in central London and a vineyard in the south of France.

likewise my sisters ex drove a Lamborghini (on finance obvs) was obsessed with labels (frequently shopped at Chanel, LV and D&G) and really snobby about how much people spent on clothing (he once sneered at me because I was worried a coat I’d spent £50 had been ruined). Had to wear super flashy expensive watches etc etc. Was very cash poor, in a crappy job going nowhere and lived at home.
Yeah I know but she’s actually from Chelsea, went to school there etc. so we can assume her family has money. Plus she actually has a job unlike most of the cast members and some models do make quite a lot of money!
 
I'm just going to say what we're all likely thinking, I would reverse cowgirl Digby Edgely into another dimension.

Right, now that I've got that off my chest...

I really like Emily. I think she is one of those women who really heeds and honours her natural intuition/gut feeling for when a situation is off and it will always serve her well in the long run. I think she will find a partner who adores her and knows better than to cross her for banal reasons. I think she would do best with a man about 5 to 7 years older, or so. Maybe even a decade, honestly.

Maeva. She is fantastic TV but sometimes I wonder if TV is good for her. I can see her unravelling if she isn't careful, I think she operates on a very specific, personal, emotional logic and this might be her downfall.

Miles. I just don't care. I do like that his energy is usually quite upbeat though, I think he'd be fun to go for drinks with.

Liv is one of those individuals who turns so cold, abrasive and dismissive should you so much as DARE to express disappointment or hurt due to her actions. However she seems like an incredible night out drinking, dancing and doing Class As. I think you'd be in splits laughing with her in the good times and find her absolutely unsettling in the bad. As long as you see her patterns clearly you should be fine.

Verity, I wonder how she will cope with aging. That's the main thought that strikes me with her. Her behaviour would read so horrendously on any individual outside of their 20s and I think she may end up quite lonely, bitter and dysphoric if she continues on this way.

James. A cornball, but I do love how English he is - especially in contrast to Maeva. The way he emotes feels very familiar and funny.

Inga. I really dont mind her as much as the rest of you seem too. However it's hard to respect anyone who wrapped themselves up in The Mask (aka Sam Prince). I saw them in Soho around January or so one night. I actually cringed when he glanced over. My immediate mental reaction was 'Oh Inga, why? Why?'

Robbie is sometimes at Feel It party at Omeara nightclub with his partner Joel. They're very affectionate with each other, both taller in person than expected.

Paris. Actual capital/wealth. Definitely doesn't need the show. Also have you seen her Mother?! A dream.

There is something about Liv I like but you could never trust her. I agree with you that she turns cold and abrasive when challenged but I wonder if she would do that with ALL friends or those she perceives “weaker” than her in some way. Do you remember when Habbs was angry with her for getting with Harvey (vom, though I thought he seemed ok in the early days) and she was simpering and back tracking. I also question whether she'd speak to Tiffany Watson like she did Inga - I feel like Tiffany just wouldn't tolerate it. Anyway! I feel a bit sad for thinking about it so deeply 🤣
 
Blimey, don’t drag up the old guard! Spenny is such a head and really seems jaded with the Husband/Father role. It wouldn’t surprise me if she is breeding like a rabbit to try and keep her grip on him. He looks miserable in anything I see in him these days. I give it 2 years before a huge scandal hits.

Just watched episode 7, and although I love Maeva I think James was well within his rights to question her actions. Didn’t take a rocket scientist to work out that he’s a traditional man who would choose to take traditional steps in their relationship. I do really like them both together, I’m just getting boredof this fixation with Miles. The guy has the patience of a saint. How he hasn’t absolutely lost it by now god only knows. It seems to me that he is one of the only honest ones in the group. He’s single, he can do whatever he wants really and quite honestly, if he’d wanted a piece of Maeva at any time he could easily have had it.
Watching Riz and Tristan just gives me the ick. They might as well be 69 because although they do is flatter each others egos and simper over each others crap. Tristan bleats on like an old boy with Alzheimer’s, waving his hands around like he’s translating to BSL while Riz sits there nodding like a lapdog.
Also, Hugo Taylor looks like a human tortoise. That is all.
In terms of scandal it isn't Spencer's personal scandal but I am surprised that it isn't in that muxh news about his father. The father is currently being investigated for drugging and assaulting a 15 year old girl in the 90s or 2000s. I think it happened at the resort the family owns in the Caribbean and the girl now woman is related to the family. I read it was being investigated again but it is still pretty on the low in terms of attention.
 
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