So I have some thoughts that I need to air…. (I’ve paused episode 5 purely to come on here and rant.)
Verity marching in to shout at Digby. Wtf? Never have I applauded someone so hard for telling a woman to shut up. I was taken aback with her thinking it had a single duck to do with her?
on the topic of Digby, give it 5 years when they have all grown up and been messed about and grown tired of duck-boys and he will be fighting them off. I hope he turns each and every one of them down.
Liv is vile. Unloyal to every single friend she’s ever had and that slaggy member of the group that everyone has had a goon but nobody wants to commit to. Will grow up and live on a really messy farm, be a little bit smelly and probably have dreadlocks and wear a lot of tie-dye and become a support worker with an alcohol problem.
Rubys voice alone is enough to send her to prison for a very long time.
Sam Prince has had so much work done to his face that I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Maeva has grown on me like a rash. I couldn’t stand her at first, but her bitchiness, slyness and unapologetic simmering rage has grown on me and she’s now one of my favourite cast members.
Tristan. God, what a bleeping narcissistic prick that man is. His pale lips make me so angry and he loves the sound of his own voice. Absolute melt.
Ollie, Gareth, Mark V, Paris and the mini-mark boy (I can’t remember his name.) Are by far the MVP’s. Bring back Sophie Herman and Victoria full-time and it would make the show.
And lastly, Fred is possibly the most beautiful specimen to grace the screen.