Made in Chelsea #5

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So I have some thoughts that I need to air…. (I’ve paused episode 5 purely to come on here and rant.)

Verity marching in to shout at Digby. Wtf? Never have I applauded someone so hard for telling a woman to shut up. I was taken aback with her thinking it had a single duck to do with her?

on the topic of Digby, give it 5 years when they have all grown up and been messed about and grown tired of duck-boys and he will be fighting them off. I hope he turns each and every one of them down.

Liv is vile. Unloyal to every single friend she’s ever had and that slaggy member of the group that everyone has had a goon but nobody wants to commit to. Will grow up and live on a really messy farm, be a little bit smelly and probably have dreadlocks and wear a lot of tie-dye and become a support worker with an alcohol problem.

Rubys voice alone is enough to send her to prison for a very long time.

Sam Prince has had so much work done to his face that I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Maeva has grown on me like a rash. I couldn’t stand her at first, but her bitchiness, slyness and unapologetic simmering rage has grown on me and she’s now one of my favourite cast members.

Tristan. God, what a bleeping narcissistic prick that man is. His pale lips make me so angry and he loves the sound of his own voice. Absolute melt.

Ollie, Gareth, Mark V, Paris and the mini-mark boy (I can’t remember his name.) Are by far the MVP’s. Bring back Sophie Herman and Victoria full-time and it would make the show.

And lastly, Fred is possibly the most beautiful specimen to grace the screen.
 
nosiep4rker said:
So I have some thoughts that I need to air…. (I’ve paused episode 5 purely to come on here and rant.)

Verity marching in to shout at Digby. Wtf? Never have I applauded someone so hard for telling a woman to shut up. I was taken aback with her thinking it had a single duck to do with her?

on the topic of Digby, give it 5 years when they have all grown up and been messed about and grown tired of duck-boys and he will be fighting them off. I hope he turns each and every one of them down.

Liv is vile. Unloyal to every single friend she’s ever had and that slaggy member of the group that everyone has had a goon but nobody wants to commit to. Will grow up and live on a really messy farm, be a little bit smelly and probably have dreadlocks and wear a lot of tie-dye and become a support worker with an alcohol problem.

Rubys voice alone is enough to send her to prison for a very long time.

Sam Prince has had so much work done to his face that I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Maeva has grown on me like a rash. I couldn’t stand her at first, but her bitchiness, slyness and unapologetic simmering rage has grown on me and she’s now one of my favourite cast members.

Tristan. God, what a bleeping narcissistic prick that man is. His pale lips make me so angry and he loves the sound of his own voice. Absolute melt.

Ollie, Gareth, Mark V, Paris and the mini-mark boy (I can’t remember his name.) Are by far the MVP’s. Bring back Sophie Herman and Victoria full-time and it would make the show.

And lastly, Fred is possibly the most beautiful specimen to grace the screen.
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Digby is so bleeping hansom and lovely, I can't believe they're not all fighting over him. I don't think he's that wealthy though which maybe why he's not fighting those girls off.

I agree on Mavea, I thought she was a super bitvh when she came into it, but she's actually a genuine and sensitive person, I think a lot of the meaness is a defence mechanism. I like her now too and she's much less fake than the rest.

I'll add I bleeping hate Riz, always sticking him ore in and thinks he's so clever and mature. He's really rude and controlling yo Ruby too.
 
Brigitjonesbuttcheek said:
Digby is so bleeping hansom and lovely, I can't believe they're not all fighting over him. I don't think he's that wealthy though which maybe why he's not fighting those girls off.

I agree on Mavea, I thought she was a super bitvh when she came into it, but she's actually a genuine and sensitive person, I think a lot of the meaness is a defence mechanism. I like her now too and she's much less fake than the rest.

I'll add I bleeping hate Riz, always sticking him ore in and thinks he's so clever and mature. He's really rude and controlling yo Ruby too.
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Well I think Rez just become Riz and joined Julian over in the bellend name club 😂🙌🏻
 
Shepherd___spy said:
I'm currently watching ep 7 - on sky. But had to go to on demand / channels / all4 and like search for it manually. I'm slightly ashamed at my level of determination to watching this show 😊
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Thank you so much for letting me know!
I don't know why it hadn't occurred to me to check there yet 😂
 
nosiep4rker said:
So I have some thoughts that I need to air…. (I’ve paused episode 5 purely to come on here and rant.)

Verity marching in to shout at Digby. Wtf? Never have I applauded someone so hard for telling a woman to shut up. I was taken aback with her thinking it had a single duck to do with her?

on the topic of Digby, give it 5 years when they have all grown up and been messed about and grown tired of duck-boys and he will be fighting them off. I hope he turns each and every one of them down.

Liv is vile. Unloyal to every single friend she’s ever had and that slaggy member of the group that everyone has had a goon but nobody wants to commit to. Will grow up and live on a really messy farm, be a little bit smelly and probably have dreadlocks and wear a lot of tie-dye and become a support worker with an alcohol problem.

Rubys voice alone is enough to send her to prison for a very long time.

Sam Prince has had so much work done to his face that I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Maeva has grown on me like a rash. I couldn’t stand her at first, but her bitchiness, slyness and unapologetic simmering rage has grown on me and she’s now one of my favourite cast members.

Tristan. God, what a bleeping narcissistic prick that man is. His pale lips make me so angry and he loves the sound of his own voice. Absolute melt.

Ollie, Gareth, Mark V, Paris and the mini-mark boy (I can’t remember his name.) Are by far the MVP’s. Bring back Sophie Herman and Victoria full-time and it would make the show.

And lastly, Fred is possibly the most beautiful specimen to grace the screen.
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The Liv point makes me wonder what will become of all of them when they “grow up” - am now imagining Rez, Ruby etc at 45+ 🤣
 
Absolutely love Riz + Julian, hilarious new monikers, so funny. They both despise each other too & are both so full of themselves they would hate being called Riz & Julian. 😂😂

I know Ep 7 is up now but E4 really can be so shambolic; they did something equally chaotic, without adequate or timely explanation for MAFSUK for more than one episode too.

They even had the sheer audacity to remind US about correct episode order “Like Hi - we are showing the right ep guyyyyyys” on their Instagram page lolz

They are WILD.
 
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