Made In Chelsea #16
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thegoldenhour7
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Looking back Jamie probably slept with the most people. So gross. Louise, Jess, Phoebe, Riley, Lucy, Gabriella, Frankie, Heloise, Binky, Tina, Naz, Sophie. Tried with Rosie but that failed.
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Looking back Jamie probably slept with the most people. So gross. Louise, Jess, Phoebe, Riley, Lucy, Gabriella, Frankie, Heloise, Binky, Tina, Naz, Sophie. Tried with Rosie but that failed.
Wow, and I’d forgotten about Gabriella.
thegoldenhour7
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And the south-african girl he promised the world and then when she arrives got humiliated and ignored by him.
thegoldenhour7
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Beks definitely using Freddie to get on the show. No way she would be into that 12 year old looking boy. Zeyno is strange and yaz does not fancy Jack and needs to put him out of his misery. She is one of those girls who wants all the boys to fancy her and will give them all just a little bit so they keep hanging on. Vanders is hilarious.
Musings30
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He did it in the worst possible way, exactly like Miles with that Ella girl. Rather than telling her he wasn't interested, he strung her along and told everyone behind her back that he didn't find her sexually attractive. Utter toolbag. I'll never forget her serving him that fantastic line.."if your head was any further up your arse, you'd be able to smell your own peroxide"
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On the topic of Jamie, I had a listen to his latest podcast with Emily Atack. He shared some TMI anecdote with her about watching porn as a kid, and how it inspired him to steal his mum's wooden spoon and take it up to his bedroom to spank himself with
Jumping on the Vanders band wagon here....
He's the best addition to MIC
just watched the latest episode. He's so funny (watching him squirm with Rez was brilliant) and seems really genuine compared to someone like miserable mountain goat Harvey who has no storyline apart from cheating. It's always been about him not being loyal and... sometimes his beer. What a bleeping vile human he is.
Jazz is very dumpy for someone who plays so much sport. Agree she doesn't like anyone on the show and simply loves the attention. I think she thought Jack was going to say he was in love with her.... she looked so gassed up to hear it, then he said I like you she's like a female Miles.
On a side note I saw Rosie F the other day in a shop and she looked just as miserable in person, and much shorter than I imagined.
He's the best addition to MIC
just watched the latest episode. He's so funny (watching him squirm with Rez was brilliant) and seems really genuine compared to someone like miserable mountain goat Harvey who has no storyline apart from cheating. It's always been about him not being loyal and... sometimes his beer. What a bleeping vile human he is. Jazz is very dumpy for someone who plays so much sport. Agree she doesn't like anyone on the show and simply loves the attention. I think she thought Jack was going to say he was in love with her.... she looked so gassed up to hear it, then he said I like you
she's like a female Miles. On a side note I saw Rosie F the other day in a shop and she looked just as miserable in person, and much shorter than I imagined.
Musings30
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Dumpy Jazz and her lobotomy headbands lol. Remember how mousey and awkward she was when she started on the show, now she's just OTT annoying and cocky.Jumping on the Vanders band wagon here....
He's the best addition to MIC
Jazz is very dumpy for someone who plays so much sport. Agree she doesn't like anyone on the show and simply loves the attention. I think she thought Jack was going to say he was in love with her.... she looked so gassed up to hear it, then he said I like you
On a side note I saw Rosie F the other day in a shop and she looked just as miserable in person, and much shorter than I imagined.
That's hilarious about Rosie. Which shop was it? I wonder how she came to be such a stone cold person. I think she's like Hermann. Thinks no man is good enough for her, and is waiting for the mythical perfect person to materialise until he never does. No wonder she's frozen her eggs.
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Jazz is not dumpy. I was going to say she’s got muscles compared to some of the others who clearly have a very negative relationship with food. But actually when you look at her insta, she is also very lean.Jumping on the Vanders band wagon here....
He's the best addition to MIC
Jazz is very dumpy for someone who plays so much sport. Agree she doesn't like anyone on the show and simply loves the attention. I think she thought Jack was going to say he was in love with her.... she looked so gassed up to hear it, then he said I like you
On a side note I saw Rosie F the other day in a shop and she looked just as miserable in person, and much shorter than I imagined.
I do agree with you about Vanders tho
Musings30
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I thought "dumpy" was in reference to her naff dress sense (oversized trackies and weird penchant for double denimJazz is not dumpy. I was going to say she’s got muscles compared to some of the others who clearly have a very negative relationship with food. But actually when you look at her insta, she is also very lean. View attachment 3267585 q
I do agree with you about Vanders tho
)Sprinkleoftea
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Did Jazz, Julia and Zeyno know each other before MIC? Anyone know what school they went to? A lot of the old cast seemed to be ex Bradford College
Ahh sorry maybe that’s what they meant then. That red tracksuit I wil never forget!I thought "dumpy" was in reference to her naff dress sense (oversized trackies and weird penchant for double denim
I meant the clothes and the gait. She seems to waddle in the tracksuits. She has a very good healthy figure as you say, I think the other girls on the show are emaciated in comparison. Zeyno is half her size and not in a good way. It's was Cos on King's Road Duke of York square.
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Musings30
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I hate how Jazz has descended to these tacky bikini poses. I'm not a fan of hers but I thought she had more class than that. She's trying too hard to be like the trash girls of the group.
It's was Cos on King's Road Duke of York square.
I've never seen any of the cast on Kings Road, funnily. Only Ollie's car. I once saw Lucy near South Ken with that naff dog of hers
She was teeeeny. And James on High Street Ken.thegoldenhour7
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I can’t blame her, I live in tracksuits aswell. Also Tina needs some serious help. She looks ill. It’s so sad to see.
It's was Cos on King's Road Duke of York square.
Sliceofpizza
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Told you all Vanders was a great addition to MIC but I was ripped!!! he’s old skool mic in a good dgaf way, he’s absolutely hilarious.
How annoying and smug is Jazz, she’s awful. Also can’t stand Harvey anymore what a d1k!
he’s old skool mic in a good dgaf way, he’s absolutely hilarious. How annoying and smug is Jazz, she’s awful. Also can’t stand Harvey anymore what a d1k!
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Told you all Vanders was a great addition to MIC but I was ripped!!!
How annoying and smug is Jazz, she’s awful. Also can’t stand Harvey anymore what a d1k!
I really like Vanders! Best addition to the show in ages
Musings30
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I also love how everyone in MIC's Insta comments is finally seeing the light about Harvey's hairpiece.
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He is funny, has more charisma in his small toe than the rest of the cast combined. I can't shake how much how he reminds me of Tim Curry thoughTold you all Vanders was a great addition to MIC but I was ripped!!!
How annoying and smug is Jazz, she’s awful. Also can’t stand Harvey anymore what a d1k!
I also love how everyone in MIC's Insta comments is finally seeing the light about Harvey's hairpiece.
I was quite surprised to see one in chelseaI hate how Jazz has descended to these tacky bikini poses. I'm not a fan of hers but I thought she had more class than that. She's trying too hard to be like the trash girls of the group.
I've never seen any of the cast on Kings Road, funnily. Only Ollie's car. I once saw Lucy near South Ken with that naff dog of hers
previously only ever seen Sam Prince walking down my local high street and he was very tall.pinkhusky18
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I can't help but feel like Jazz has gotten completely off the hook with the whole Harvey and Zeyno situation! Yes, Harvey is an hole and asking Jazz on a date was insensitive, but if she and Zeyno are as good friends as she claims, why would she even think to go in the first place? Let alone going without telling her.
Her saying "I dated you first" to Harvey just spelled out for me that she knew she shouldn't have been there but was trying to justify herself. I hate to be all 'girl code girl code girl code' but I'm a similar age to Jazz and I don't know a single girl that would consider her a friend after going on a date with the guy that her close friend very clearly still has strong feelings for.
She comes across as the kind of girl that wants everyone to be interested in her, even at the expense of her friends' feelings. I used to like her but the way she goes about things just really rubs me the wrong way now.
Her saying "I dated you first" to Harvey just spelled out for me that she knew she shouldn't have been there but was trying to justify herself. I hate to be all 'girl code girl code girl code' but I'm a similar age to Jazz and I don't know a single girl that would consider her a friend after going on a date with the guy that her close friend very clearly still has strong feelings for.
She comes across as the kind of girl that wants everyone to be interested in her, even at the expense of her friends' feelings. I used to like her but the way she goes about things just really rubs me the wrong way now.