Made in Chelsea #15

[Musings30]

I must be one of the only ones who doesn’t mind Jazz.

She’s naturally pretty and seems sweet/normal.

I don’t really understand why she’d lower herself to appearing on the show given she’s got/wants a professional sporting career?

The show only makes sense for desperados like Temps that want to be famous/increase their exposure. He gets worse every episode, particularly now his master Miles is returning…

She's so dull though. Despite her weird hyperness, there's still zero sparkle. She's entirely forgettable. Am so bored of the show centring around her pretend love life. No one cares.

Lol she must be nearing her tennis retirement age. Cheers to Bella for bringing her on the show

 

[Emmajay]

How did Lauren get invited to Cannes Film festival?

 

[gleevall]

Liv is participating in the Sidemen's version of Locked In... all the fanboys in the comments have no idea who she is

 

[JulesWake]

How did Lauren get invited to Cannes Film festival?

Heard it's a Red Carpet to advertise your 'goods & services'.
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Heard it's a Red Carpet to advertise your 'goods & services'.

Apologies for the double post...

Dark Hollywood: Yachting... what is it and who does it? — Scandalous Media

For many years, all I ever wanted to do on ESMG was explain what yachting was and how that plays a role in the lavish celebrity lifestyle that our dear starlights lead.

scandalous.media

Anyone seen this site before^
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Heard it's a Red Carpet to advertise your 'goods & services'.
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Dark Hollywood: Yachting... what is it and who does it? — Scandalous Media

For many years, all I ever wanted to do on ESMG was explain what yachting was and how that plays a role in the lavish celebrity lifestyle that our dear starlights lead.

scandalous.media

Anyone come across this site^

 

[EllaEm87]

Liv is participating in the Sidemen's version of Locked In... all the fanboys in the comments have no idea who she is

I have no idea who any of the others are tbf. Not a clue!

 

[SunshineRae]

I’m sorry but what the hell did Ruby (and Jemma) ever see in him?

 

[coriander]

I’m sorry but what the hell did Ruby (and Jemma) ever see in him?

Every time I see him I feel ill

 

[clawhands]

How did Lauren get invited to Cannes Film festival?

That does not look like her!

 

[Musings30]

How did Lauren get invited to Cannes Film festival?

She's attended it in previous years, God knows why. Then again, Kimberley Garner does too, and so did Zara this year. So yeah, they can't be too fussy about their invite list so long as you're a slim, attractive female.
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Heard it's a Red Carpet to advertise your 'goods & services'.
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Apologies for the double post...

Dark Hollywood: Yachting... what is it and who does it? — Scandalous Media

For many years, all I ever wanted to do on ESMG was explain what yachting was and how that plays a role in the lavish celebrity lifestyle that our dear starlights lead.

scandalous.media

Anyone seen this site before^
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Anyone come across this site^

Christ, that was an exhausting read. They wrote an incoherent, rambling 10K word essay which I'll sum up in a nutshell: Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and their famous gal pals suddenly saw their careers jettison after going on an elaborate yachting trip funded by some Dubai billionaires. Apparently this is because they were paid to f*ck some dirty rich dudes and this bettered their industry connections and career profiles.
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That does not look like her!

That's because she's not doing that stupid pout she does in all other pics of her.

 

[SunshineRae]

Every time I see him I feel ill

I’m disgusted because when Ruby first got with him I thought he was a knob but there was something about him looks wise. Now he’s my sleep paralysis demon

 

[Musings30]

I knew Willow had some work done (trigger warning: not for the faint-hearted)

 

[doodlebug]

How sad. Isn’t she like 21???

 

[Musings30]

How sad. Isn’t she like 21???

Yep! I thought she looked different when she first started appearing on the London MIC. Only took her a few months to get sucked into it all.

 

[lilamay]

Willow's 23 but she's going to ruin her looks if she gets work done. Long term it never ends well.

 

[Ravenstown]

Yep! I thought she looked different when she first started appearing on the London MIC. Only took her a few months to get sucked into it all.

Yes, even though she was annoying and simpering, it was refreshing to see a young woman looking natural.

 

[Musings30]

The top half of his face is giving "pretty lady", the bottom half is giving "saggy old man jowels".

 

[doodlebug]

He looks like a lesbian I can’t explain it.

 

[centreaisle]

He looks like a lesbian I can’t explain it.

this makes perfect sense

 

[AshM]

Looks like Miles is on some trip to Copenhagen to visit a mystery woman. Love the way he calls it a solo trip. It’s not really a solo trip if you’re flying out to meet people!

 

[blairwaldorfxo]

Sam Prince used to be so cute! But after what he did he lost all his attractiveness IMO