Made in Chelsea #15

I miss the old days of Spencer and Hugo some weeks.

oh my god muffin what the actual duck name is that honestly I can’t take it seriously.

Ruby and Rez are just a pair of sad cunts that deserve each other.

Paris is completely pointless and is just a waste of screen time.

I miss the old Mark and Victoria days for snarkiness

And don’t get me started on what the hell that thing Vanderpump is Christ on a bike he’s just a walking steroid
 
I miss the old days of Spencer and Hugo some weeks.

oh my god muffin what the actual duck name is that honestly I can’t take it seriously.

Ruby and Rez are just a pair of sad cunts that deserve each other.

Paris is completely pointless and is just a waste of screen time.

I miss the old Mark and Victoria days for snarkiness

And don’t get me started on what the hell that thing Vanderpump is Christ on a bike he’s just a walking steroid
I miss when the show was genuinely about poshos in chelsea, not good looking young ones that only became wealthy from the show and instagram.
 
Why did I find this so funny? 😂
On top of all that, the guy was wearing a sleeveless knitted jumper over a smart shirt. Paris saying "at least he's made an effort" when Freddie slagged off his boots made me lol because you know she's internally thinking he looks like sh!t
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I miss the old days of Spencer and Hugo some weeks.

oh my god muffin what the actual duck name is that honestly I can’t take it seriously.

Ruby and Rez are just a pair of sad cunts that deserve each other.

Paris is completely pointless and is just a waste of screen time.

I miss the old Mark and Victoria days for snarkiness

And don’t get me started on what the hell that thing Vanderpump is Christ on a bike he’s just a walking steroid
Am yet to actually see a scene with Vandersh!thaircurtains because he always seems to be in scenes with people I can't stand and have to skip past (Sam, Yaz and Jasmine). I saw that clip of his and Tristan's bunfight and it was pretty comical.

What's his deal? Is he new money? I was expecting a private school Henry, but that he ain't.
 
On top of all that, the guy was wearing a sleeveless knitted jumper over a smart shirt. Paris saying "at least he's made an effort" when Freddie slagged off his boots made me lol because you know she's internally thinking he looks like sh!t
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Am yet to actually see a scene with Vandersh!thaircurtains because he always seems to be in scenes with people I can't stand and have to skip past (Sam, Yaz and Jasmine). I saw that clip of his and Tristan's bunfight and it was pretty comical.

What's his deal? Is he new money? I was expecting a private school Henry, but that he ain't.

He’s a nobody basically. But at least his dog can spot a n*nce
 

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I miss the old days of Spencer and Hugo some weeks.

oh my god muffin what the actual duck name is that honestly I can’t take it seriously.

Ruby and Rez are just a pair of sad cunts that deserve each other.

Paris is completely pointless and is just a waste of screen time.

I miss the old Mark and Victoria days for snarkiness

And don’t get me started on what the hell that thing Vanderpump is Christ on a bike he’s just a walking steroid

This sums up how I feel too. You've described it perfectly.....
Also every time I hear "muffin" I actually feel nauseous.
 
Sorry you can tell I’m watching this as we speak 😂but bleeping hell Maeva is just poison. I wouldn’t want her to come to any of my family events so it’s probably nice that she doesn’t but I’m sure she palms a kid off on and on the every opportunity she gets there I bet.
 
On top of all that, the guy was wearing a sleeveless knitted jumper over a smart shirt. Paris saying "at least he's made an effort" when Freddie slagged off his boots made me lol because you know she's internally thinking he looks like sh!t
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Am yet to actually see a scene with Vandersh!thaircurtains because he always seems to be in scenes with people I can't stand and have to skip past (Sam, Yaz and Jasmine). I saw that clip of his and Tristan's bunfight and it was pretty comical.

What's his deal? Is he new money? I was expecting a private school Henry, but that he ain't.
Do you watch the real housewives of Beverly Hills / pump rules? His aunt is Lisa vanderpump she’s very wealthy (one of the wealthiest from the Beverly Hills franchise) and her brother was his dad, I’m assuming they were a well off family pre her meeting her husband Ken and building their restaurant / bar empire. I feel like at the moment they seem to be quite well off the cast we just don’t know as much of where their money comes from I remember reading something when Tina was on love island that her step dad was a multi millionaire same with yaz whereas before with mitton and people like him I think they just came from middle class families, like no money troubles and good education but not wealthy wealthy if that makes sense!
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I wonder if Tina is still friends with Olivia Bowen? She was her bridesmaid after love island
 
He’s a nobody basically. But at least his dog can spot a n*nce
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Do you watch the real housewives of Beverly Hills / pump rules? His aunt is Lisa vanderpump she’s very wealthy (one of the wealthiest from the Beverly Hills franchise) and her brother was his dad, I’m assuming they were a well off family pre her meeting her husband Ken and building their restaurant / bar empire. I feel like at the moment they seem to be quite well off the cast we just don’t know as much of where their money comes from I remember reading something when Tina was on love island that her step dad was a multi millionaire same with yaz whereas before with mitton and people like him I think they just came from middle class families, like no money troubles and good education but not wealthy wealthy if that makes sense!
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I wonder if Tina is still friends with Olivia Bowen? She was her bridesmaid after love island
Nope, am I in the minority lol? Ahh cheers for filling me in. It's funny because I've listened to podcast interviews with Harvey and Mytton both doing the whole pauper act and claiming they're really not from comfortably-off families, despite what everyone thinks. I guess their benchmark of wealth is Spencer Matthews/Mark Francis/Victoria levels of affluence.
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These two popping up on my Insta feed again ffs. Every time they say "Bellr" I keep thinking they're talking about Bella. Maybe they should just rebrand to "Bellnd".

Am also finding Yas and her continued Single White Female act a bit creepy when you consider Inga used to do these Bellr promo videos/pics with Sam. After copying her fashion/posey vids🤮

 
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Nope, am I in the minority lol? Ahh cheers for filling me in. It's funny because I've listened to podcast interviews with Harvey and Mytton both doing the whole pauper act and claiming they're really not from comfortably-off families, despite what everyone thinks. I guess their benchmark of wealth is Spencer Matthews/Mark Francis/Victoria levels of affluence.
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These two popping up on my Insta feed again ffs. Every time they say "Bellr" I keep thinking they're talking about Bella. Maybe they should just rebrand to "Bellnd".

Am also finding Yas and her continued Single White Female act a bit creepy when you consider Inga used to do these Bellr promo videos/pics with Sam. After copying her fashion/posey vids🤮


That jacket is a bit tight. She's by no means overweight but needs to dress for the body she has not the body her boyf wishes she had.

Also really disturbed found Prince attractive in this video. About to go to hospital to see if they can give me drugs to forget this ever happened
 
That jacket is a bit tight. She's by no means overweight but needs to dress for the body she has not the body her boyf wishes she had.

Also really disturbed found Prince attractive in this video. About to go to hospital to see if they can give me drugs to forget this ever happened
She really dressed up for the Flower Show huh? Bizarre choice of outfit. Maybe she served the canapes?

🤣 There's probably worse than Prince tbf. At least it's not Temps 🤡
 
Do you watch the real housewives of Beverly Hills / pump rules? His aunt is Lisa vanderpump she’s very wealthy (one of the wealthiest from the Beverly Hills franchise) and her brother was his dad, I’m assuming they were a well off family pre her meeting her husband Ken and building their restaurant / bar empire. I feel like at the moment they seem to be quite well off the cast we just don’t know as much of where their money comes from I remember reading something when Tina was on love island that her step dad was a multi millionaire same with yaz whereas before with mitton and people like him I think they just came from middle class families, like no money troubles and good education but not wealthy wealthy if that makes sense!
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I wonder if Tina is still friends with Olivia Bowen? She was her bridesmaid after love island

yeah they are still friends I think, there was a photo of them recently where they met up in Dubai
 
Jazz is weird. The way she talks about kissing and getting with people is so blasé.... like she's talking about going to the shops. She doesn't say it with any excitement or animation like other females on the show would. She just reels it off like some sort of activity.
 
I miss when the show was genuinely about poshos in chelsea, not good looking young ones that only became wealthy from the show and instagram.

I've been a watcher since the Spencer Caggy days and those were the best days. The current lot are a pale slightly posh imitation.
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Sorry for so many posts but I am really so involved in slagging off MiC atm and loving it at the same time that I am on a roll.

Can we please have an episode where Ruby doesn't cry. I sit counting the minutes until I see the lower lip wobble, the nips heave a bit and think oh, here we go again.

Anyway, another thing - i think Jaz is a genuinely very pretty girl. Some of them seem full of artifice but Jaz is a natural beauty
 
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That jacket is a bit tight. She's by no means overweight but needs to dress for the body she has not the body her boyf wishes she had.

Also really disturbed found Prince attractive in this video. About to go to hospital to see if they can give me drugs to forget this ever happened
Really?! I’m not seeing it. It’s a weird fit and weird cut, and they are both insufferable. But it wouldn’t strike me as she’s dressing for a smaller size!
 
I must be one of the only ones who doesn’t mind Jazz.

She’s naturally pretty and seems sweet/normal.

I don’t really understand why she’d lower herself to appearing on the show given she’s got/wants a professional sporting career?

The show only makes sense for desperados like Temps that want to be famous/increase their exposure. He gets worse every episode, particularly now his master Miles is returning…
 
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