Made in Chelsea #14

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Musings30 said:
The Habbs thread is here: https://tattle.life/threads/sophie-...e-coke-after-banging-that-harvey-bloke.44150/

She's forever getting comments on how she looks like she's smelling a sh!t😂The DM ones especially. Her and Melissa love talking about their jaw Botox - why do they constantly bang on about it? Methinks they're overcompensating for the various other procedures they conveniently neglect to mention. It's like they want to talk about cosmetic procedures in general but don't want to give away just how much work they've actually had done.

Re the TMJ stuff, jaw Botox absolutely does not cause one side of your mouth to freeze or downturn. The only way that would conceivably happen is if some dodgy aesthetician inserted it the wrong way. If that is the case, must say it's quite remarkable how she and Melissa keep having dodgy procedures done despite being hella loaded. Melissa also had some kind of non-invasive facelift (yes really) aged 27 and it left her with bad marks and scarring. She's still whingeing about it and how her skin Was perfect before getting the procedure. So why get it done, you complete and utter dingbat?!
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I heard that before about Yaz's mum. How embarrassing that mummy had to think of that for them. I don't think Sam or Yaz have ever had an original idea in their lives. It's also a shame her mum is enabling their relationship. If I saw a bloke treat Inga or my daughter that way, he wouldn't be allowed within a ten mile radius of my home. Not surprised Sam won her over though - typical cunning narc behaviour.

On the subject of Yaz's flourishing career, someone made a good point (possibly on this thread) that she doesn't have a showreel or even any actor headshots. Very strange for someone who's trained as/wants to be an actor? Her parents must be so horrendously loaded to not care that their daughter spends her life bumming around mum's flat with her loser boyfriend, making banal comments about falafel.
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The real and ultimate profession/ career of Yaz is being a rich parents' daughter.
 
Emmajay said:
The show has gone downhill wow
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Ruby's teeth (!!!) Did she steal them from a horse? Also, dry shampoo anyone? Nice to see Emily embrace her true chav roots with the accent. She's so plain, don't get why everyone fawns over her. Yaz is unbearably embarrassing, boasting about a Channel 5 show she appeared on a decade ago. Yes love, but how has your "acting career" gone since? Tristan is the only one I find bearable out of that lot. Why is he hanging around these losers?

But hey, at least they find themselves funny 🤡
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efie said:
The real and ultimate profession/ career of Yaz is being a rich parents' daughter.
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Lol her career = pouting and her admiring her own reflection in selfie mode as she harasses some poor stall owner and pretends to give a toss about his food.
 
Jackie Brown said:
Brilliant lol. No, it's a reality show about a bar / restaurant. The owner is the ex- Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump.
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I can’t believe people on this thread don’t know what VPRT. It’s great (it was definitely better) fave show and Scandoval was epic!!

This FB cross over is off key but I agree with whomever said he’s one of his desperation friends until he is forgiven. (I absolutely abhor FB & his ignorant views he is a narc & an idiot of supreme proportions) Wonder what over mic/vpr cross overs there are?
 
gossguru said:
Same, usually when I say that I don’t mean it but the show has lost any shred of watchability now. Sick of all these new wannabes who bring nothing to the show.
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I feel as much as Liv annoys me, she is one of the only somewhat entertaining cast members left. If she truly quit, I might not watch either. Plus it seems like Miles is being fazed out and I think James and Maeva will probably stop appearing a lot too
I could not handle Ruby letting all the screentime she is bound to get to her overly inflated head.
 
micfan said:
I feel as much as Liv annoys me, she is one of the only somewhat entertaining cast members left. If she truly quit, I might not watch either. Plus it seems like Miles is being fazed out and I think James and Maeva will probably stop appearing a lot too
I could not handle Ruby letting all the screentime she is bound to get to her overly inflated head.
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Hasn't she silently bowed out? I find her more annoying in her social media pics than I do on the show lol. In every pic, she's pulling a weird pout/sex face. She's very passé. I think she should ditch the Denise Welch hair and go for something more classy.

You can tell Maeva is completely detached from the whole thing and can't even be arsed to act half-convincingly nowadays. That scene where she tested Sam on how he would behave at her wedding was so cringe and contrived, like she'd read it all off a script moments beforehand.

Alas, it definitely now appears to be the Ruby, Sam, Yas & Temps show. They're really scraping the barrel, aren't they? I can't abide by the new Lauren/Verity/Tina Stinnes friendship group either. Name three more self-obsessed, silicone-inflated airheads than them🥴

The cast are currently in Mauritius for a week to film yet ANOTHER holiday series. Make it stop!
 
Musings30 said:
Hasn't she silently bowed out? I find her more annoying in her social media pics than I do on the show lol. In every pic, she's pulling a weird pout/sex face. She's very passé. I think she should ditch the Denise Welch hair and go for something more classy.

You can tell Maeva is completely detached from the whole thing and can't even be arsed to act half-convincingly nowadays. That scene where she tested Sam on how he would behave at her wedding was so cringe and contrived, like she'd read it all off a script moments beforehand.

Alas, it definitely now appears to be the Ruby, Sam, Yas & Temps show. They're really scraping the barrel, aren't they? I can't abide by the new Lauren/Verity/Tina Stinnes friendship group either. Name three more self-obsessed, silicone-inflated airheads than them🥴

The cast are currently in Mauritius for a week to film yet ANOTHER holiday series. Make it stop!
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How many holiday series do we need?! Remember when the holiday series were a novelty? Do they think the destinations will boost ratings?
 
Dragging Emily back shows how desperate MIC are and Emily is herself. What does she bring to the table? As for her proclaiming Ruby the most badass girl there it just shows she's still up her arse.

Looking at this bunch of losers I'd say the number one criteria to be in the gang is to have absolutely zero self respect. Sell your soul to the producers of the show in return to see your face on TV and have a couple of trips abroad a year. You couldn't even say they're enjoyable trips because they absolutely go out of their way to be as vile to each other as is humanly possible. I'd be devastated if anyone I knew declared they were going on this show.
 
Libbub said:
Dragging Emily back shows how desperate MIC are and Emily is herself. What does she bring to the table? As for her proclaiming Ruby the most badass girl there it just shows she's still up her arse.

Looking at this bunch of losers I'd say the number one criteria to be in the gang is to have absolutely zero self respect. Sell your soul to the producers of the show in return to see your face on TV and have a couple of trips abroad a year. You couldn't even say they're enjoyable trips because they absolutely go out of their way to be as vile to each other as is humanly possible. I'd be devastated if anyone I knew declared they were going on this show.
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Emily is hideous. I wish she would just stay on her rubbish podcast no one listens to, and continue talking rubbish with her crass mum. That way we don't have to have her fivehead and gut-wrenching screech forced upon us. I think she's just got a lot of time on her hands and jumped at the chance of a freebie holiday.

Haha, the only thing "bad" about Ruby are those terrible false teeth and Right Said Fred boobs.

Sam is just tragic at this stage, fawning over Yaz like an insecure puppy pandering for attention. She's feeding it to him in endless supply; that's why they stick together. I think he seeks a motherly figure, like he did with Inga, who grew very weary of his weird, insecure behaviour. And now he's got Yaz's mum fawning over him and letting him bum around her massive Chelsea apartment all day. He's def in no hurry to give up this sweet new gig of his. Anxious attachment ahoy. Sam used to have a bit about him, some edge and personality, but now he's just wet and boring like his girlfriend.
 
Ooohh, Ruby has done Emily dirty with this gem🤭🤭🤭

When I look at Emily, all I can hear is "you ain't my muvva!"

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