Lynsey Queen of Clean #9 Save water or get told off, while Lynsey washes a single cloff!

[Shineyshine]

Congratulations to @spongey for the thread title - it was inspired! I had to bastardise it a little as I was limited in the number of characters I was allowed to use, but I think the message is still loud and clear!

Lynsey’s on a mission to save the planet - or make the rest of us save water, whilst she continues to waste it by putting on a 4 hour wash containing a single towel, and a baseball cap in the dishwasher.

It seems she’s departed to her holiday home (*cough, caravan), so I’m sure we can expect some riveting content over the next couple of days…

As you were

 

[Noseymeddler]

She’s taken a fair amount of freebies to the mouldy windowed van and brand new fick cloffs .

 

[spongey]

Congratulations to @spongey for the thread title - it was inspired! I had to bastardise it a little as I was limited in the number of characters I was allowed to use, but I think the message is still loud and clear!

Lynsey’s on a mission to save the planet - or make the rest of us save water, whilst she continues to waste it by putting on a 4 hour wash containing a single towel, and a baseball cap in the dishwasher.

It seems she’s departed to her holiday home (*cough, caravan), so I’m sure we can expect some riveting content over the next couple of days…

As you were

Woooo thank you! And yes it's still loud and clear, like the free flowing stream of water that we all need to save!

 

[If i told you …]

inspired title @spongey and great recap @Shineyshine

Don’t think I would be too chuffed if I lived on Sandy Lane NR11?! But Lynsey doesn’t have a problem with other peoples privacy

 

[shadow123]

Did she really need to fill that bowl to clean that small patch saving water

 

[RubyTuesday39]

She goes on about working out and eating healthy yet in her fridge there’s a load of snacks and as for the bottled weetabix

 

[Kezza_69]

She’s taken a fair amount of freebies to the mouldy windowed van and brand new fick cloffs .

I like to take brand new white undies on holiday with me . .
Big fick pink cloffs for our Queen tho

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

She goes on about working out and eating healthy yet in her fridge there’s a load of snacks and as for the bottled weetabix

But not chocolate cause that was eaten last night when TOTP was on

so this is her career and she is showing videos with her silly wee socks on, break into that extension that you must have built to house all those shoes you have Lego hair

 

[Shineyshine]

But not chocolate cause that was eaten last night when TOTP was on

so this is her career and she is showing videos with her silly wee socks on, break into that extension that you must have built to house all those shoes you have Lego hair

I’m sick of seeing her in her stocking feet. I wish she’d get some bloody slippers, or even a pair of birkensocks or something to wear around the house. It’s manky walking around in socks.

Do they have a cloakroom downstairs for their coats and shoes? Or was that another thing sacrificed for Lynsey’s chipboard, splinter giving cleaning cupboard? I’m just wondering what they do with wet shoes and coats when they come home - clearly far too much time on my hands

 

[#ad#gifted#pr]

Omfg!!! Has she actually just shown the road name where all them beautiful houses are?!!!
Id be furious my address had been shown to all her followers. Cheeky selfish cow. She wouldnt like anyone doing that to her!!!
Im fuming if im totally honest wiff you

 

[Shineyshine]

She can’t even go on holiday and relax for a few days without posting swipe ups for bloody garment steamers and the like She could just post some of the nice places she’s visiting (*not other people’s houses and addresses). Give the adverts a rest, it won’t break the bank.

I can imagine my husband as we stop in a country pub for a drink and a snack - can you you just video me while I clean this table down with an antibac wipe

What a way to live.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

I can imagine my husband as we stop in a country pub for a drink and a snack - can you you just video me while I clean this table down with an antibac wipe

What a way to live.

With the trademark bitter lemon pout and all

 

[spongey]

With the trademark bitter lemon pout and all

That video made me laugh. It was pout on, pout off, pout on, pout off... like she loses it and has to remember to pout again

 

[Hehehehe123]

She makes it so obvious she reads on here! Anyone else noticed the heart at the end of her message a few days after we all talked about how rude her responses are!

 

[If i told you …]

She makes it so obvious she reads on here! Anyone else noticed the heart at the end of her message a few days after we all talked about how rude her responses are!

She absolutely reads on here, and has started to take a few tips of us?! But she has a long way to go.

Think our mate Nigel from the ASA has had a word and looks like TM are distancing themselves too. Look at TM insta page. February 2020 is the last time they have used her picture … regular presenter she ain’t

Looks like Rib has got his credit card out and treated her to a few bots… desperate times call for desperate measures

welcome @Hehehehe123.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

LIVING for the new fred title if I’m honest wif you!

 

[MrsJ2000]

They’ve only been there 5 minutes and having a cleaning session already! You’re on holiday!

 

[Kezza_69]

Her holidayhome/caravan looks as fuddy duddy and frumpy as she is . .

 

[Shineyshine]

They’ve only been there 5 minutes and having a cleaning session already! You’re on holiday!

Imagine going on holiday and your Mam making you clean…

 

[Tamij]

That pout as soon as she comes to the end of a story!