Lynsey Queen of Clean #21 More QVC than QOC

[Marylou]

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Lynsey Queen of Clean #20 Free Course Meal with Canopies wearing her best blowaz

I wish she’d send those bloody silver boots to the charity shop. They’re vile - like something out of an early 1970s, cheaply made sci-if show!

tattle.life

Title courtesy of beanpole

 

[If i told you …]

Bloody heck! Lotil must be paying her a fortune?! She has advertised it too death. More than she has promoted her own cleaning range? . Speaking of which, wait until she hears that Stacey Solomon is bringing out a pink cleaning range. .

Morning Lynsey

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Old thread

Lynsey Queen of Clean #20 Free Course Meal with Canopies wearing her best blowaz

I wish she’d send those bloody silver boots to the charity shop. They’re vile - like something out of an early 1970s, cheaply made sci-if show!

tattle.life

Title courtesy of beanpole

Genius

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Congrats @beanpole you’ve won a slice of levvery beef and 1 roast potato.
You can smell the cake for pudding xoxox

 

[Noseymeddler]

Congrats @beanpole you’ve won a slice of levvery beef and 1 roast potato.
You can smell the cake for pudding xoxox

Cake nah that’s got calories in even if you smell it fick Cocknose said so

 

[Holly1977]

Three things gone wrong so far today . That blouse , the lipstick and her hair?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Three things gone wrong so far today . That blowaz, the lipstick and her hair?

I've fixed it for you ma luvlee

 

[kettlecrisp32]

I don’t know how she isn’t embarrassed posting the gym videos. Her form is shocking. Maybe if the Pervy PT spent more time actually coaching her and less time prancing about, she might actually benefit more.

 

[Elmoo]

Why does she wear eyeshadow to match her hair?

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

At least your friends tree is a better job than she done on your lips

 

[If i told you …]

Separated at birth … ?

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Separated at birth … ?

literally this is who she makes me think of all the time

 

[Tea and Toast]

Her deep sunken eyes . .
She just looks forever miserable ~ which I suppose you would be, living such a structured/military life.
I get that some people thrive on routine, but hers is off the chart . . Soup Monday ffs.
I don't work on Mondays, I treat it as my bonus Sunday ~ everyone is back at work and I do exactly as I please, it differs weekly but today, I've stayed in my pj's all day, not set foot outside the house! Bliss. . Imagine ol Lynsey doing that?

 

[Justdee]

Saying the other day she was the original cleaner but is now doing more stuff... she's been doing clothes cooking ect
Is this because nancy been on TM doing cooking cleaning and wreaths our lyns is showing what she can do ??
Maybe she could do a toast beef special

 

[AllieBee]

Saying the other day she was the original cleaner but is now doing more stuff... she's been doing clothes cooking ect
Is this because nancy been on TM doing cooking cleaning and wreaths our lyns is showing what she can do ??
Maybe she could do a toast beef special

Kim and Aggie were way before her, God knows why she thinks she's the OG of cleaning!

 

[mee43]

I wish she’d not bother with the recipe tips.
The pigs in blankets pasta made me feel a bit queasy

 

[kettlecrisp32]

I wish she’d not bother with the recipe tips.
The pigs in blankets pasta made me feel a bit queasy

This was a particularly special one

 

[Tea and Toast]

This was a particularly special one

Looks like the bucket sat beside a kid suffering from noro virus if I'm honest wiff you

 

[kettlecrisp32]

Looks like the bucket sat beside a kid suffering from noro virus if I'm honest wiff you

She really has ‘pulled it out the bag’. The sick bag….

 

[spongey]

Why does she close the washing machine drawer like this? To show off the nails?