Lynsey Queen of Clean #19 Lynsey queen of clean, fake leathery melt in a fake leathery belt

[Shineyshine]

@Mum3boys has done it again wiv a fred title! Excellent work

An interesting week or two…

The girls’ 21st! A time for celebration - or so you’d think. Never one to miss an opportunity, the Pepto Princess is straight in there with an interview reminding everyone about the girls’ father

Old Lynz did her best to upstage her daughters at their 21st birthday party this weekend. In her usual style it looked as though it was all about her - pink themed party, she made the speech, she chose the music, granny dancing and filming for Instagram. I’m sure she enjoyed her party…

She probably viewed the party much like she views her home - she pays for it so it’s hers and can do what she wants.

This attitude was made abundantly clear when her childrens privacy was violated as she went through their rooms tidying and cleaning while they were away. Followers must have asked her about it, because when challenged she posted an aggressive statement stating basically that it’s her house and she can do what she likes. I’m sure this is duly noted by the kids, who also feel that it’s Lynsey’s house (not their home).

 

[Mum3boys]

Great recap, treat yourself to a new blowaz…. Every single day for the rest of your life

 

[Shineyshine]

Great recap, treat yourself to a new blowaz…. Every single day for the rest of your life

Fanks! I might just do that - and a levvery dried up roast on Sunday

 

[WitchPlease]

Needle and Fred christ she's a moron! Check your posts Lynz pet.

 

[If i told you …]

I’m literally disappointed that you haven’t used the word literally in your recap!

Oh well you can’t literally have it all

Great recap. Can I suggest that you treat yourself to a hideous dress and pair it with some trainners that rock it

 

[Shineyshine]

Needle and Fred christ she's a moron! Check your posts Lynz pet.

I’m just aghast thinking about her boob falling out of something Imbecile.

 

[blahfeblah]

There it is

 

[AllieBee]

I’m just aghast thinking about her boob falling out of something Imbecile.

Christ. And someone's paid for that ad. It's a load of nonsensical, illiterate rambling.

 

[melonsandlemons]

There it is View attachment 2985517 q

Waited for the girls to bring back the fake from the holiday

 

[cazellie]

Waited for the girls to bring back the fake from the holiday

Definitely fake

 

[Shineyshine]

Waited for the girls to bring back the fake from the holiday

Either that or she had to fork out herself at the outlet shop because nobody got her the one she really wanted for her birthday…

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

There it is View attachment 2985517 q

She has flashed this before in one of the many horrific M&S mirror shots 100% fake

 

[Justdee]

I think this is it the Billie.
she looks so cheap with all the pink nylon and plastic then sneaks in with that. Good luck keeping that colour pristine on the trains though lyns
Alough i I'm gutted cos I love mulberry have to say I dont actually like that bag and it is definitely one of their cheaper ones

 

[Tea and Toast]

Jesus christ, nearly £200 a night for that?? They musta seen her coming . .
Snobby cow, think I'd take a premier inn over that rubbish any day!!

 

[Crazycatty]

Oooh she’s not happy with that baffroom is she?! I’m sure I can feel a room change coming up.

 

[beaniebobble]

Is it just me but she seems to think that’s cheap? No better than a premier inn!

 

[Mum3boys]

She’s furiously tagging in the hotel, trying to get a refund as she’s clearly had to fork out for that shite hole hotel out of her own (sewn shut with her trusty gadget) pockets , tight arse as always cock
Nose

 

[DCICassieStuart]

That hotel looks terrible. I know London prices are crazy, but it seems like a complete rip off.

Also, she's "Armed" is she? What, and deadly?

 

[cazellie]

I’ve been in much nicer hotels in London for less than what she’s paying for that room. I’m sure if she doesn’t get moved or refunded she’ll get her piss torch out.

 

[mammaof3]

She's such a snob.

Why does she always think that no one else wears bright clothing but her.
Lyns did you go through all the carriages and check?

Slyly got the 1st class seat in with the charger pic.

The hotel wouldn't have put kids in that room you silly cow as it doesn't look like a family room.