Lynsey Queen of Clean #16 Lumpy nose, cringy pose, dressing like a child in frumpy gingham clothes

[Shineyshine]

@Mum3boys nailed it wiv the new fred title
Our Lynsey has taken to walking around wearing table cloffs for some reason known only to herself.

It’s frow it fursday guys so I’m sure she’ll be chucking some bags in those charity bins…

 

[DCICassieStuart]

"Cecil"

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Linz your nose is growing you didn’t wash Ribs did you, you wasted water on these two only little fibber

 

[Mum3boys]

Thanks guys for using my fred title, I feel soooo wacky and totally crazy if I’m honest wiv you. I’m off now, really must run a full dishwasher cycle containing a mere two baseball caps , with dubious stains on from Cecil

 

[youare1]

"They do come out quite wet" no s£*t Sherlock, well you would expect that given its a dishwasher and not a washing machine with a spin cycle which would be perfectly fine to use, pop them in with other clothes, instead of being wasteful and putting the dishwasher on.

 

[Tea and Toast]

Say hello Hetty it'll make @DCICassieStuart day

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Say hello Hetty it'll make @DCICassieStuart day

Stop! I've just got into bed and don't want nightmares about devil dog

 

[Donnavanessa]

Screaming at the new fred title @Mum3boys

Absolutely living for old Lynse’s crappy captions - i.e her craptions lol!

She’s so slapdash and unprofessional it’s unreal and this is supposed to be her actual job. In any other job if you made so many errors surely you’d be fired?

 

[party_pigeon]

She added sizzling sounds over her bbq….

 

[JG54]

Not only is she a cock nose, she’s a bum cheek chin too

 

[Shineyshine]

Why does she always look so gormless in these stories?

And for crying out loud, it’s written on the packet - bergamot, not bergamont you fick bint

 

[beaniebobble]

She makes me I can’t believe such a snob is admitting to supping lambrini!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Sooo shocked that our Lynz celebrated the opening of the new FRED with a dry tiny roast and walkies to the bridge, for a change

 

[Deedee25]

I know day to day life isn’t exciting but they just seem like the most boring couple. I’m not always convinced he is happy with how his days are planned out for him. He never looks happy.
Have a roast dinner which looks like shoe leather then we must clean up straight after. Go for our weekly coffee and cake and we take it in turns to choose the cake and have half each. Get up early on a Sunday and get straight to cleaning and washing. Everything is so regimented and I’m married to someone who was in the armed forces.

 

[Shineyshine]

I know day to day life isn’t exciting but they just seem like the most boring couple. I’m not always convinced he is happy with how his days are planned out for him. He never looks happy.
Have a roast dinner which looks like shoe leather then we must clean up straight after. Go for our weekly coffee and cake and we take it in turns to choose the cake and have half each. Get up early on a Sunday and get straight to cleaning and washing. Everything is so regimented and I’m married to someone who was in the armed forces.

I know, the poor sod always looks miserable, but then I think to myself he picked her!

Do they never just want to have a lazy day, relaxing, doing nothing, listening to music, reading the papers or books, cooking nice food to graze on together or watch films back to back? I can’t fathom being in such a routine that never ever changes. Every Saturday morning it’s M&S early doors for a selfie then a coffee and cake, then dog walk, then cleaning, then no calorie no taste food, then wine o clock. You can set your watch by it. Same thing Sunday, except sheet wash and ironing thrown in. So bloody boring. Zero spontaneity. Zero fun.

 

[Tea and Toast]

I know day to day life isn’t exciting but they just seem like the most boring couple. I’m not always convinced he is happy with how his days are planned out for him. He never looks happy.
Have a roast dinner which looks like shoe leather then we must clean up straight after. Go for our weekly coffee and cake and we take it in turns to choose the cake and have half each. Get up early on a Sunday and get straight to cleaning and washing. Everything is so regimented and I’m married to someone who was in the armed forces.

At least they take it in turns to lift Hettie at the bridge each week
It'd be everso boring if Lynsey lifted her EVERY Sunday wouldn't it!!

 

[melonsandlemons]

So much misinformation out there. Lynsey it is NOT illegal to feed pigeons and the council can do nothing to stop your neighbour doing so. A quick google tells you so.

Maybe they’re pissed off with your moaning and moping, oh and to mention you live by a lake so feeding birds is probably happening all the time don’t blame your neighbours!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Them pigeons are tattlers on this tit in yer sheets Tuesday

 

[Donnavanessa]

I know day to day life isn’t exciting but they just seem like the most boring couple. I’m not always convinced he is happy with how his days are planned out for him. He never looks happy.
Have a roast dinner which looks like shoe leather then we must clean up straight after. Go for our weekly coffee and cake and we take it in turns to choose the cake and have half each. Get up early on a Sunday and get straight to cleaning and washing. Everything is so regimented and I’m married to someone who was in the armed forces.

Regimented is the exact word for it. What a dull and unenviable existence they have.

How I long for Rib to go off the rails and break free - oh for him to be found on a coke and booze bender in the arms of an escort sprawled across old cock nose’s newly changed bed on clean sheet Sunday!

 

[party_pigeon]

It was me guys, I took one for the team, put up with her bird alarm and aimed for her pink dressing gown.