Lynsey Queen of Clean #12 Today’s Tip - Do up ya zip!

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An inspired thread title from @becky's artex ceiling - inspired by “our Queen” herself flying at half mast the other day 😂

Still shilling the same old Swan shite on a daily basis. Ironic then that she has a phobia of our feathered friends, although they seem pretty keen on old Lynsey 😉

More trips to the charity shop with sackfuls of barely worn clothes. Meanwhile buying more hideous polyester frocks to replace them - she has all the Scamp and Dude dresses 🙄

Carry on…
 
This woman is seriously unhinged, the skirt, the bird, the Pooh, the twins, jakes bullies, the cleaning, the sheets, the make up. Does she not realise what she sounds like and what some poor people are going through right now. Do yourself a favour set your kids free, give your husband some respect and get your nose sorted rather then spending money on all those manky dresses that you give away 6 weeks later !! twit total troubled twit !!
 
She’s off again with the pout on her updates

youare1 said:
Clean up urine splashes with shaving foam????🙄 what planet is she on? Honest to goodness do people really fall for this rubbish.
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Shineyshine said:
That post was just so moving and beautifully written. Maybe it’s best Lynsey didn’t attempt to write anything on this occasion, we know she’d only mess it up.
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ive not seen it yet but knowing Lynsey she will make some sort of comment about it

God she’s even got an article about her clean palace in the Metro talk about big headed
 
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She’s dressed like a 5 year old going to their best friend’s birthday party. All she’s missing is some sparkly shoes ffs. What’s wrong with this woman?
 

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kennedy7 said:
Oh dear someone’s not going to be happy about that she wants to be the only queen of clean Kim and Aggie were there first
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God knows Kim is a harridan but NOBODY who read the iconic original How Clean Is Your House book can be in any doubt that she knows her stuff! I still use tips from that book :love:

I doubt Kim knows a swipe-up from a slap in the face PLUS I'm sure Lynz is fewmin. I'm here for the Poundland collab, get money Kim!!
 
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