Lynsey Queen of Clean #11 Lynsey thought she saw a ‘sleb, it wasn’t and now legohead looks like a pleb.

[mammaof3]

Thread title by @Tamij with 27 votes.

Still the same boring Lyns.
Still recycling her ads.
Still isn't eco even if she pertains to be.
Still pouts like a trout.
Still can't spell or pronounce words correctly.
Still following with the hashtags.
Still flogging tat via endless swipe ups.
Still desperate for content.
Still serving zero-calorie, zero taste slop morning, noon and night.
Still doesn’t have OCD.
Still out shopping every day.
Still buying new clothes almost daily.
Still dresses like an old maid.

Previous thread.

Lynsey Queen of Clean #10 Recycled Clips, Useless Tips and Please Stop Pouting Your Blown Up Lips

A landslide victory for @kettlecrisp32 on the thread title! 🥳 Slightly adapted to fit. Our Queen continues to wow us with her ever so usefulless and original cleaning tips. The fresh and new daily clips are a delight for the senses 😂 Her wardrobe choices get more bizarre by the day, and the...

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[If i told you …]

Brilliant recap @mammaof3. And congratulations to @Tamij for the winning title

 

[Noseymeddler]

Place marking for the trouts pout adventure to the bridge and counting how frequently she replenished her polyester wardrobe of garish clothes

 

[yoyoyoitsportholeperry]

Please please explain what the fashion was. Does she not realise how bloody stupid she looks. Maybe rather then spending so much money on clothes get that bloody nose sorted out. She must be delusional if she thinks she can pull a fashion show off

 

[Kezza_69]

What is her cringy obsession with the snoopy mug too?
Did you see her stood all proud showing it to the camera today . . Like a 6 year old would with an easter egg/mug combo . .
Hilarious

 

[mammaof3]

I'll add the cringing video again from the last thread.

 

[Kezza_69]

Cant wait to see her "strutting her stuff" in these beauts
Wonder if she'll ditch the trainner sock?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Cant wait to see her "strutting her stuff" in these beauts
Wonder if she'll ditch the trainner sock?

 

[melonsandlemons]

I liked the sneaky leggings under the dress… what’s that all about with the lovely material Lyns? Welcome to the chub rub club

 

[If i told you …]

Since when does the singular spelling of tomato have an “e” in it? Here’s an idea for more content for you Lynsey, try do wordle or something similar instead of prancing around in your ridiculous fashion choices

 

[youare1]

Why link everything she buys - does she really think we all want what she buys? Although I know it leaves a cookie on your computer so she earns from anyone even just clicking the link, I mean wear whatever you want but stop thinking we all want it.

 

[Tamij]

Since when does the singular spelling of tomato have an “e” in it? Here’s an idea for more content for you Lynsey, try do wordle or something similar instead of prancing around in your ridiculous fashion choices

I mean, it’s LITERALLY in front of her!

 

[spongey]

Me coming on tattle tonight and seeing there's a new thread... coat off, comfies on

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

What just what with those trousers ! Pencil trousers , leggings are ‘trender’ shorter but wide leg trousers NOPE they are just too short ! For the amount of shopping she does you think she would know you can get A White trainer socks and B trainer socks that don’t show !!!

 

[Opinionated]

What the fudge are those trousers?????? She’s got them in a shorter length to make her look even more ridiculous!!! I’m getting she’s seen them on someone and copying their style but lyns YOU WILL NEVER BE STYLISH!!

 

[Doodlebug71]

I never knew lego hair had a budgie that has died fikk as fukk friday ma luvlees so aye

 

[Frenchgirl]

She’s been trying the new leg cream daily for a couple of days … so she’s used it twice! And it’s lovely. Why do these companies work with people that can’t even string a sentence together. Why is it lovely? Is it really nourishing for dry skin, what does it smell like? What ingredients does it use?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Lego hair working with lego logy

 

[youare1]

She’s been trying the new leg cream daily for a couple of days … so she’s used it twice! And it’s lovely. Why do these companies work with people that can’t even string a sentence together. Why is it lovely? Is it really nourishing for dry skin, what does it smell like? What ingredients does it use?

Exactly she hasn’t a clue how to promote anything but then what does she care she has already received the free product.

 

[Clare]

No way on Earth that fridge was only cleaned last Friday! Looks like Jumanji Queen of Clean