Lynsey Queen of Clean #10 Recycled Clips, Useless Tips and Please Stop Pouting Your Blown Up Lips

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A landslide victory for @kettlecrisp32 on the thread title! 🥳 Slightly adapted to fit.

Our Queen continues to wow us with her ever so usefulless and original cleaning tips. The fresh and new daily clips are a delight for the senses 😂

Her wardrobe choices get more bizarre by the day, and the addition of a Gucci belt always adds a touch of class.

She’s been so boring lately she doesn’t deserve anything else to be written about her.

As you were lads.
 
Shineyshine said:
A landslide victory for @kettlecrisp32 on the thread title! 🥳 Slightly adapted to fit.

Our Queen continues to wow us with her ever so usefulless and original cleaning tips. The fresh and new daily clips are a delight for the senses 😂

Her wardrobe choices get more bizarre by the day, and the addition of a Gucci belt always adds a touch of class.

She’s been so boring lately she doesn’t deserve anything else to be written about her.

As you were lads.
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I will celebrate with a skinny whip and a bottle of cheap Soave while wearing my favourite trainners, if I’m honest wiv you.
 
Just got off a flight with TUI and they announced that the plane had been disinfected and please don’t use any of our own wipes or cleaning items as this will brake down the protection that has been used by them - my first thought was the beta blocker queen herself would have been out with the panda wipes showing off how clean the plane was !

But by the time she goes away on holiday on a plane fingers crossed that will be a thing of the past - can buy herself all the goodies but pay for holiday and all the tests for kids that are not double jagged oh no !
 
Our first typical Lynsey proof-read fail of the thread! How can she think she’s a successful influencer, I have no idea!
 

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If i told you … said:
@Shineyshine and @kettlecrisp32 you are my new heroes 🙌

What will today bring …

Boring bridge walk

wrinkled veg from her fathers allotment

Grey over cooked roast

Huge pile of ironing …because they have so much clothes and she has been super busy all week

Some crap film that no one has ever heard off

All finished off wiff a face steam?! 😴🥱🥱🥱🥱
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Spot on!! . .

You forgot bed change day though?
Today she treated us to a re run of her steaming the mattress too . .
Exciting stuff 🤣
 
Sunday morning looks so bleeping boring in her house.

What I don’t understand, despite how early she gets up in the morning, is how she manages to get so many loads of laundry done so quickly… she must put everything on a quick wash which doesn’t really wash things properly, and is pretty bad for the environment.

ETA - her pj drawer looked like that of a toddler
 
jesusmaryandtheweedonkey said:
Just got off a flight with TUI and they announced that the plane had been disinfected and please don’t use any of our own wipes or cleaning items as this will brake down the protection that has been used by them - my first thought was the beta blocker queen herself would have been out with the panda wipes showing off how clean the plane was !

But by the time she goes away on holiday on a plane fingers crossed that will be a thing of the past - can buy herself all the goodies but pay for holiday and all the tests for kids that are not double jagged oh no !
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Well they looked at going aboard for half term and didn’t bother more than likely because when the looked you still had to do a departure test. The rules changed on October 4th and then again on the 24th .
 
Thanks for asking lynsey …
we are having, slow cooked lamb shanks in a red wine and rosemary jus, dauphinois and tender stem broccoli followed by sticky toffee pudding with custard.
All homemade because we are not boring or predictable in this house. When I say homemade it is and not bought from a farm shop 🤷‍♀️😂
 
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