Lydia Millen #6 I'll promote my wedding '2 years later' because I'm irrelevant & jealous!

[Gemma_NYC]

New thread!

Thanks to @dezign for the inspo!

Tattle Life here, your one and only source into the tragic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen. Lydia's October shenanigans have reached new levels of cringe! But which of her multiple IG personalities will shine on a new season thread of Single White Female #Frowwedding Envy? That's a secret we'll surely tell.


Who is Lydia Elise Millen-Gordon?

See for yourselves. Lucky for us, we have proof.

Lydia Millen Wiki

[JUSTIFY='%s']Lydia was born Lydia Elize (sic) Millen on 14th April 1988, near Watford, England, to Harvey Hamilton Millen (April 1961), a Special Projects Director at Edwin Millen Estates Ltd and Edwin Millen Build Ltd in Northampton, UK, and Anna (aka Sophia Emma) Sammut (or Sahhut) a...

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New to Lydia Millen's tragic influenza life? Get caught up with the threads below:

• Lydia Millen Gorden #1
• Lydia Millen #2 cat-ASS-trophy! The latest from the thong flogging, fake-youtube-trophy beggar!
• Lydia Millen #3 Affiliate Lynx packs his bottega & flees the “dried things” dictatorship!
• Lydia Millen #4 Who is Lydia Elise Millen in 2020? A freeloading, flatulent, brand beggar!
• Lydia Millen #5 Inside Lydia Millen's twitter rampages, Dior envy, and YouTube meltdowns!

Lydia's had a tragic October start...

She's been:

• prepping for Vlogmas and more mediocre content with a new iMac and iPad
• Ali's admitted what he knew all along – Affiliate Lynx met an untimely death (likely on the business end of farmer Joe's shotgun)
• tweeting about her Zara Home online order woes and readying for next tragic home vlog
• sitting in her den of horrors* like, Block-delete-block-delete-damnit!-toot-block-delete...
• reminding us why she's a "Proud Difficult (and Illiterate) Woman" that writes below an eighth-grade level

• backtracking on her "I never shop at Zara" lies
• lacking proper context for her gifted in exchange for content foundation #PartneringwithDior
• reminding us how big her gap really is (and to mind it)
• catching herself in Jimmy Choo Lidl lies
• revealing new Instagram identities and personalities, starting with "wannabe business bitch" photo

• preparing to beg for a Lacanche Range Cooker – stay tuned, we called it here first!
• showing her minions how to look like a Smug Clown in less than 20 seconds #ClownsPartneringwithDior
• ghosted by Nars and replaced with lispy 'that's so divine' Inthefrow
• reminding us that she truly is a smug muppet
• using her Twitter lemmings to beg for more free stuff (and to do her job for her)

• working overtime and social-climbing to becomes Victoria's new influenza "bae
• bragging about being chauffered by her new lispy bae
• consistently not declaring freebies and #Ads (because she doesn't really care) – but the ASA definitely does
• hiring a personal publicist to manage her train wreck of a brand (and get PR coverage that actual creators earn)
• shaking in her Intimissimi knickers since the ASA has enough complaints and are presently working on an investigation

• using Tattle Life for fresh content in hopes to revive her dead YouTube channel (cut us a check already!)
• reminding us why she doesn't do Fashion Week (because she's never invited)
• taking a stab at Apple tech journalism
• auditioning for the next season of Botched!
• whining about her new Amazon.com Office Chair that she'll replace sooner than later

• searching for her self-respect
• climbing back into bridal wear on Instagram because the #frowwedding envy is real
• signing up for TikTok to inflate her numbers
• sitting in front of open books props
• shilling 'the best ever' biscuits

• having tweet remorse
• releasing a 'Wedding Vlog' 2 years later...

And the search for her self-respect continues.

What does the rest of October 2019 hold for Lydia Millen? That's one secret you know we'll tell. You know you love us. XOXO, Gossip Girl Tattle Life.

 

[classyc]

So Lydia heard her BFF Vicky was going to Pronovias Valmont Barcelona Bridal Fashion Week and she ran to Halfpenny to desperate help her to be a relevant bride

Lydia can't let Vicky has her bride moment.

 

[classyc]

Title is on point!

 

[Angeoudemon]

L: I want my dress to be"poofy" in the back *tucks hair behind ear*.

HP: Say no more!

 

[Georgeeee]

L: I want my dress to be"poofy" in the back *tucks hair behind ear*.

HP: Say no more!

To give the impression she has a backside?

 

[Rondoodle]

That tweet! Imagine being that self unaware and boastful that you trash the brand paying you publicly to try and big yourself up

 

[Oohthedrama]

New thread!

Thanks to @dezign for the inspo!

Tattle Life here, your one and only source into the tragic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen. Lydia's October shenanigans have reached new levels of cringeworthy! But which of her multiple IG personalities will shine on a new season thread of Single White Female #Frowwedding Envy? That's a secret we'll be happy to tell.


Who is Lydia Elise Millen-Gordon?

Lydia Millen would like you to believe she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Tragically, it was a kindly-not-so-gifted rustic wooden spoon. Another one of her Lidl lies. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves. Lucky for us, we have proof. Here's the inside track:

Lydia Millen Wiki

[JUSTIFY='%s']Lydia was born Lydia Elize (sic) Millen on 14th April 1988, near Watford, England, to Harvey Hamilton Millen (April 1961), a Special Projects Director at Edwin Millen Estates Ltd and Edwin Millen Build Ltd in Northampton, UK, and Anna (aka Sophia Emma) Sammut (or Sahhut) a...

tattle.life

New to Lydia Millen's tragic influenza life? Get caught up with the threads below:

• Lydia Millen Gorden #1
• Lydia Millen #2 cat-ASS-trophy! The latest from the thong flogging, fake-youtube-trophy beggar!
• Lydia Millen #3 Affiliate Lynx packs his bottega & flees the “dried things” dictatorship!
• Lydia Millen #4 Who is Lydia Elise Millen in 2020? A freeloading, flatulent, brand beggar!
• Lydia Millen #5 Inside Lydia Millen's twitter rampages, Dior envy, and YouTube meltdowns!

Lydia's had a tragic October start...

Lydia's been:

• prepping for Vlogmas and more mediocre content with a new iMac and iPad
• Ali's admitted what he knew all along – Affiliate Lynx met an untimely death (likely on the business end of farmer Joe's shotgun)
• tweeting about her Zara Home online order woes and readying for next tragic home vlog
• sitting in her den of horrors* like, Block-delete-block-delete-damnit!-toot-block-delete...
• reminding us why she's a "Proud Difficult (and Illiterate) Woman" that writes below an eighth-grade level
• backtracking on her "I never shop at Zara" lies

thanks gem!!
Thread SIX!!!! Almost time for Cawiee to make her a tattle award!

I assume by vlogmas we’re gonna be close to ten, what a great way to celebrate
Christmas with the unhinged MG’s!
With a tattle award wrapped in the Dior paper discarded from Victoria’s ACTUAL Dior gift!

 

[classyc]

That tweet! Imagine being that self unaware and boastful that you trash the brand paying you publicly to try and big yourself up

Yes, let's post again the Tweet to not forget.

When Lydia announces she is the 'new ambasadorship' of X brand, we will know the brand she is trashing here.

 

[dezign]

Can I just say that ripped jeans should be retired once you hit age 19. I just don't get it. Looks so unpolished and unprofessional.

 

[Flix16]

She is the gift that keeps on giving!

I don’t even follow her on any platforms anymore because I find her so repulsive (personality rather than looks) but I still read here for the banter.

I’d kinda like to see and speak to her in real life. I’m curious to see if she is the vain, narcissistic, backstabbing, jealous, filler-pumped wannabe I imagine her to be.
Unlikely though, seeing as she never leaves her ugly bungalow.

 

[Georgeeee]

Yes, let's post again the Tweet to not forget.

When Lydia announces she is the 'new ambasadorship' of X brand, we will know the brand she is trashing here.

It's DeBeers. That's the only meeting she had in London last week.

So sly to poach chavettes gig.

 

[Georgeeee]

She is the gift that keeps on giving!

I don’t even follow her on any platforms anymore because I find her so repulsive (personality rather than looks) but I still read here for the banter.

I’d kinda like to see and speak to her in real life. I’m curious to see if she is the vain, narcissistic, backstabbing, jealous, filler-pumped wannabe I imagine her to be.
Unlikely though, seeing as she never leaves her ugly bungalow.

You should've gone to her meet up tonight. Let's play a game of guess the colour of the jumpsuit.

 

[Lola Faith]

It's DeBeers. That's the only meeting she had in London last week.

So sly to poach chavettes gig.

That would fit with Claire's comment, but I don't think its them

 

[avabella]

Great title and intro, thanks Gemma_NYC

 

[Georgeeee]

That would fit with Claire's comment, but I don't think its them

Why not? Please don't tell me you think we have a year of wedding dresses ahead of us with a Halfpenny partnership?

 

[Gemma_NYC]

That would fit with Claire's comment, but I don't think its them

It's probably Doll House Fashion, I'm fairly sure. (click here) De Beers doesn't regularly work with influenzas –– much less dole out ambassadorship.

 

[Georgeeee]

Praying it's not Dior[emoji23]

 

[Lola Faith]

It's probably Doll House Fashion, I'm fairly sure. (click here) De Beers doesn't regularly work with influenzas –– much less dole out ambassadorship.

Really? I thought it would have been a prestigious brand, Dolls House Fashion is pretty low grade and nothing to get excited about. Maybe Jimmy Choo, she had the meeting there last week?

 

[Gemma_NYC]

Apparently, Lydia can't let Claire have her De Beers Moment Either...

@Lola Faith, you were right. Claire is definitely shading Lydiot. Claire partnered with De Beers in Dec. 2017 and Lydia's attempting to steal her thunder, as per her single white female 'Wedding Vlog'.

 

[Hunevoque2]

Can I just say that ripped jeans should be retired once you hit age 19. I just don't get it. Looks so unpolished and unprofessional.

No, I am 48 and love ripped jeans!