Lydia Millen #5 Inside Lydia Millen's twitter rampages, Dior envy, and YouTube meltdowns!

[Oohthedrama]

New thread!!!! Most voted seemed to be @Gemma_NYC !

Ali might be nominated for an E! Award but Lydia is a strong contender for the “Best Newcomer” award in the Tattle life ‘19 ceremony
Cawiee, get making an award!!!

 

[Gemma_NYC]

Ah! So let's recap – shall we?

Hold, please...

Gossip Girl Tattle Life here, your one and only source into the melodramatic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen.


Lydia Millen had a busy September...

• living her best life
• sitting around in her Intimissimi (how do you pronounce that again?) knickers
• raving about online censorship and pro-Brexit
• taking photos in her wedding gown
• delaying clickbait videos to steal Victoria's thunder
• schlepping and still not disclosing affiliate links
• lazily cranking out year-old NARS content
• and making rebuttal videos in response to people dragging her up and down the internet – whilst relevant content creators are at New York, London, and Milan fashion weeks.
• Addressing cheek filler rumors, issuing non-apologies to Intimissimi for being mediocre, lying in tandem with Scarrie about YouTube growth
• vlogging in public and being butthurt because French people are talking over her
• reminding us of why people simply don't like her
• publishing mediocre blog posts

and so much more here.


But it didn't stop there...

From Dior overkill (a.k.a., bag/belt-on-repeat and publishing 42% of her IG content to get the attention of Dior) to catching herself in a Miele little lie, Lydia's asked her minions to suffer along in her plight as a self-proclaimed "proud difficult woman!"

Affiliate Lynx is still on the run after the release of Ali's short-film dedicated to the most famous Bengal Cat in Britain! The heart-wrenching saga kept Ali sobbing with each keystroke. But don't despair, because this lot will milk Catgate for all its worth. (We will never forget).

But hopefully, we can all forget Lydia's:

• NARS content fail
• the salacious comment section in Hadassah Cordoba's response video to Lydia's YouTube smackdown
• proving she didn't actually pay for a new Meile washer and dryer
• what people really think about Lydia Millen – because there are even comments under Hadassah's latest video
• artificial intelligence (and no we're not talking high tech!)
• leg stretching, tip-toe posing, stilt-walking I'm approx. 5'4" but I want to be more antics
• (did I mention... those cheeks!)
• pity pass to Paris Fashion Week and high-street humble brag courtesy of L'Oréal Makeup PR
• failure to learn from real content creators like Tamara Kalinic
• itchy block-delete finger that just doesn't seem to reach far enough to Hadassah Cordoba's new video
• tragic quotes in HARPER'S BAZAAR "Inside the home of... Lydia Elise Millen"
• desperation to prove she resides in Buckinghamshire
• envy of the blog editor she wishes she had and so desperately needs - @ilikenailpolish
• self-proclaimed "exceptional" blog post entitled "I Am A Proud Difficult Woman"
• cameo in the NDubz 'Wouldn't You' music video and subsequent Twitter allegations (we have no official comment)
• jump the bandwagon tweets in support of Sali-gate slacktivism and her loyal sheep
• (and yes, we all enjoyed watching influenzas argue amongst themselves on Twitter #Sali-gate) I digress...

Unlike the rest of us, influenza lies, social climbing, and scandal never take a vacation.

What does October 2019 hold for Lydia Elise Millen? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl Tattle Life.

 

[avabella]

Looking forward to the next thread!

 

[Ravenstown]

• vlogging in public and being butthurt because French people are talking over her

Mon dieu!

Brilliant synopsis.

 

[My2cents]

I wish someone from Dior clothing would just contact her and say stop wasting your time trying to impress us it ain't happenin'

 

[Oohthedrama]

Looking forward to the next thread!

So is lynx

 

[Gemma_NYC]

I smell a Zara Home Haul underway... Cue Lydia's infamous baby voice

Because... you know, Lydia says she's struggling with content and fresh ideas.

 

[avabella]

Wait, is she dragging Zara online? This type of bullying shouldn't be allowed! Someone get her NI number and passport details and get on the blower to the police. Zara must be absolutely devastated.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Has she honestly bought an iMac and an iPad Pro for the “busiest time of the year”?.........
That would be her 4 or 5 vlogmas uploads before she gets the flu/a cold/a stomach bug/loses a cat and stops uploading????

 

[dezign]

Ah! So let's recap – shall we?

Hold, please...

Gossip Girl Tattle Life here, your one and only source into the melodramatic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen.


Lydia Millen had a busy September...

• living her best life
• sitting around in her Intimissimi (how do you pronounce that again?) knickers
• raving about online censorship and pro-Brexit
• taking photos in her wedding gown
• delaying clickbait videos to steal Victoria's thunder
• schlepping and still not disclosing affiliate links
• lazily cranking out year-old NARS content
• and making rebuttal videos in response to people dragging her up and down the internet – whilst relevant content creators are at New York, London, and Milan fashion weeks.
• Addressing cheek filler rumors, issuing non-apologies to Intimissimi for being mediocre, lying in tandem with Scarrie about YouTube growth
• vlogging in public and being butthurt because French people are talking over her
• reminding us of why people simply don't like her
• publishing mediocre blog posts

and so much more here.


But it didn't stop there...

From Dior overkill (a.k.a., bag/belt-on-repeat and publishing 42% of her IG content to get the attention of Dior) to catching herself in a Miele little lie, Lydia's asked her minions to suffer along in her plight as a self-proclaimed "proud difficult woman!"

Affiliate Lynx is still on the run after the release of Ali's short-film dedicated to the most famous Bengal Cat in Britain! The heart-wrenching saga kept Ali sobbing with each keystroke. But don't despair, because this lot will milk Catgate for all its worth. (We will never forget).

But hopefully, we can all forget Lydia's:

• NARS content fail
• the salacious comment section in Hadassah Cordoba's response video to Lydia's YouTube smackdown
• proving she didn't actually pay for a new Meile washer and dryer
• what people really think about Lydia Millen – because there are even comments under Hadassah's latest video
• artificial intelligence (and no we're not talking high tech!)
• leg stretching, tip-toe posing, stilt-walking I'm approx. 5'4" but I want to be more antics
• (did I mention... those cheeks!)
• pity pass to Paris Fashion Week and high-street humble brag courtesy of L'Oréal Makeup PR
• failure to learn from real content creators like Tamara Kalinic
• itchy block-delete finger that just doesn't seem to reach far enough to Hadassah Cordoba's new video
• tragic quotes in HARPER'S BAZAAR "Inside the home of... Lydia Elise Millen"
• desperation to prove she resides in Buckinghamshire
• envy of the blog editor she wishes she had and so desperately needs - @ilikenailpolish
• self-proclaimed "exceptional" blog post entitled "I Am A Proud Difficult Woman"
• cameo in the NDubz 'Wouldn't You' music video and subsequent Twitter allegations (we have no official comment)
• jump the bandwagon tweets in support of Sali-gate slacktivism and her loyal sheep
• (and yes, we all enjoyed watching influenzas argue amongst themselves on Twitter #Sali-gate) I digress...

Unlike the rest of us, influenza lies, social climbing, and scandal never take a vacation.

What does October 2019 hold for Lydia Elise Millen? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl Tattle Life.

The best recap

 

[Oohthedrama]

I’m watching Ali’s vlog...... #fanclubwhereyouat
God almighty it’s Lydia part two. But actually he seems genuine, if he hadn’t uploaded that bleeping crying insta story I’d find this acceptable.

He knows the neighbour killed him.
He knows he’s an awkward AF YouTuber
He knows he belongs behind a till in Costco.

I’ve embellished some of that.

 

[dezign]

I wish someone from Dior clothing would just contact her and say stop wasting your time trying to impress us it ain't happenin'

Lydia Millen stop trying to make Fetch Dior happen. It's not going to happen.

I’m watching Ali’s vlog...... #fanclubwhereyouat
God almighty it’s Lydia part two. But actually he seems genuine, if he hadn’t uploaded that bleeping crying insta story I’d find this acceptable.

He knows the neighbour killed him.
He knows he’s an awkward AF YouTuber
He knows he belongs behind a till in Costco.

I’ve embellished some of that.

#stillhere #fanclub #SaveAli

 

[Oohthedrama]

Lydia Millen stop trying to make Fetch Dior happen. It's not going to happen.

See also “hunbun” and “your channel”

 

[Brunette_]

I smell a Zara Home Haul underway... Cue Lydia's infamous baby voice

Because... you know, Lydia says she's struggling with content and fresh ideas. [emoji57]


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She has a typo in that initial tweet. Should have written “Missing free items (thus, have to go shop in ZaraHome)”.

And why is she surprised with customer service? I’ve never heard of/experienced bad customer service from Zara. Lydia is soooo unbelievably dim. Her line of thinking is “fast fashion-cheap clothing-crappy company”, not knowing that the owner of Inditex (Zara) Amancio Ortega is the wealthiest retailer (used to be the richest person in the world in 2015) in fashion industry (and not your beloved Dior house, Lydia).

 

[Georgeeee]

I’m watching Ali’s vlog...... #fanclubwhereyouat
God almighty it’s Lydia part two. But actually he seems genuine, if he hadn’t uploaded that bleeping crying insta story I’d find this acceptable.

He knows the neighbour killed him.
He knows he’s an awkward AF YouTuber [emoji2368]
He knows he belongs behind a till in Costco.

I’ve embellished some of that.

'Ali's that peng guy you see working at footlocker'

 

[Brunette_]

[emoji848]Funny how she thinks that Lydia Elise Millen BRAND is allowed to publicly talk sh*t about another company. But then we, here, in a relative privacy, and not tagging anyone, are not allowed to talk about her “brand”.

 

[Gemma_NYC]

Funny how she thinks that Lydia Elise Millen BRAND is allowed to publicly talk sh*t about another company. But then we, here, in relative privacy, and not tagging anyone, are not allowed to talk about her “brand”.

Oh! We are absolutely allowed to have an opinion and share those collective opinions on a public platform. Lydia's just mad because she can't control the narrative – or Google search results.

If she could, she'd be:


*sitting in her den of horrors* like, Block-delete-block-delete-damnit!-toot-block-delete...

Meanwhile, Scarrie is like... "Dear Hiring Manager, I'd like to apply for a job at..."

 

[Wazabi]

I just finished reading that blog post and OMG, I'm shocked. Lydia, please take our honest advice (since your followers won't bring it up for sure) and get a freaking SPELLCHECK before publishing what you write. The article is highly embarrassing, my eyes are about to bleed from what I've just read. If I was to send an email with so many grammar errors my boss would freaking fire me; you, dear Lydia, have the LUCK to be your own boss (even thought you clearly don't deserve it) so get your act together and stop embarrassing yourself.

Nothing to say regarding the content ("what content?") of the article because that's a whole other level of shame.

Proud, difficult and ignorant, what a delightful combo!!

 

[Gemma_NYC]

Lazy Lydia's latest "Proud Difficult Woman" blog post is a monstrosity.

The actual readability score is for those with an eighth-grade education (or lower). That’s an average 13-year-old –– based on U.S. grade levels. I fail to see the "expertise in an industry that I've spent more than a decade studying and working in to advise, perfect and innovate."

Lydia can't be bothered to proofread her blabbering -- after an entire decade!

Exhibit A.

 

[captainmagic]

You can tell that she literally gives no sh*t about what she puts on her blog anymore with the grammar and poor spelling - also does she want to reference here anymore with the ‘proud difficult woman’ title