Haha great thread title and I cant take credit for the 'piss stained pony' part as
@Polava came up with that.
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Ok so for anyone who cares here's a quick recap of what's happening in Elsie's life....
She is still stomping around the bungalow as she has no brand work
She showed us the new Cotswold stone wall boarder outside the bung and yes it looks
tit against the modern red brick bung, and is that step on the wonk?
She is having the en-suite bathrooms done in the guest bedrooms despite just having decorated the Wisteria room
She is back in the saddle looking all bougie on a piss pit stained pony, ooh the luxe country life
She now claims her family owned a farm and she had riding lessons from aged 10-16, despite also previously saying she is a novie and from watching her on the pony, cant ride for
tit!
Her style is still atrocious
Her hair is still a dry haystack
and her hubby is still an arrogant short arsed prat.