Geez her hair buns are so bad.
My small recap:
Lydiot went to a few old timey events and drank a lot. Then she went to an inspirational people gala and drank a lot. Then because she was drunk only posted pictures of herself from said event rather than highlighting the honorees. Finally she went to some wedding event despite having been married for nearly a decade (hyperbole) and wore a mismatched fake Dior bar jacket and Amazon skirt. And drank a heck of a lot while her husband hid in the bushes and other guests avoided her like the plague. During a temporary respite from all the drinking, she signed like five books for her sycophantic fans and injured her already weakened wrists.
Madame’s “publisher” held a heretical launch in some church. Liedia indicated that 250 adoring audience members were in attendance but
@Queenofsaigon confirmed that was a lie. At most 75-100 people were there. Lydia brought at least 8 paid friends and family members. Obviously the publisher had some seats filled as well. Perhaps the rest were church employees? Very few organic fans.
Heights were confirmed as well. Spoiler alert: Short. Susannah London continues to work with the bully and supplied her with another Christmas elf costume. The Birkin was temporarily supplanted by Evermean The Book but our fearless photoshoppers brought it back.
Reviews on Eversh!T have been…well, honest. Most are 1 star accounts describing how it reads awfully without substance or intrigue. There are several fake reviews from Lydia’s paid friends and family. Zero influencer “friends” have promoted the book as Lydia has no remaining good relationships with her former peers. Amazon apparently has halted reviews on the book likely at Lydia’s request so she can stymie overwhelming negative sentiment. Business owners can often do this on yelp but they often lose the war. You cannot keep the truth hidden.
Finally Madame ended her tiresome week of nontent with a sexy leg out nap shot with her favorite family member Porter who holds a higher position than her husband, her best friend, Berkeley (still a stupid spelling for that dog’s name dammit), and Lumi because well you know they learned how to walk together.
Did I miss anything?
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