Miscanthus
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Congratulations to our queen of thread titles @Milking Keynes for yet another gem 
which received 60 votes!!!! 
We really have a lot of "appareciation" (sic) for your efforts!
* Results of poll - Two thirds of voters thought the view out of the car window was a painted landscape backdrop for a static shot for the 'gram. The other third should have gone to Specsavers!
* Yes, the thread title is the MGs continuing to mangle the names of the brands that keep paying them. But who will ever say Lulu Lemon correctly again?
* Maybe the thread title should read BOT-tom as our "perfectionist" video editing influencer has reached 1m followers on TikTok, the platform she's been concentrating her efforts on.
* The secret financial project that's taken so much time is a revamp of the blog. Who reads blogs?
* Lidl has signed with public relations agency Belle PR. Meanwhile ditched Naked PR Christopher Charnley is redoing his web site...
* As reported in the last tl;dr the MGs went to Ibiza to the Intelligent Change Summit, which took place on April 27 - 30.
* The trip involved Tomb Raider channeling Lidl and Teeny Ali going on "Sanctum" hikes and workouts. Unfortunately they were too strenuous for the pub crawling MGs, and he developed a shoulder injury...rapidly followed by Lidl. Except that Lidl kept forgetting she had one. Our @Shoelaces diagnosed BULLSHIT in what was the thread's most popular post.
* If Lidl doesn't have an eating disorder she has a manners disorder, stuffing her cheeks like a chipmunk as if she hasn't seen food all day...oh wait.....
* Our jet setting fashionista then went to Palma, Mallorca for a Cara Mellon shoot. She flew there via Northamptonshire, as you do when you are not paying for flights! However, she told us she was going straight from Ibiza to Mallorca....after all, the flight is less than 50 minutes!
* We are totally sick of the tan Hermès belt and bag "styled" with everything, including KM clothing. Cost per wear dahhhlings!
* The MGs then popped up in America for the Kentucky Derby, thus swerving the Coronation of King Charles. What, no coronation invites for the Kate Middleton wannabe, royalty loving Lidl?
* She wore a green spotted dress, with pink hair bow AND headband as a nod to Oaks Day. It was held on the Friday, so you could have been back in time to join Josie, Suzie, Vi and Amelia! Oh, no invite?
* Lidl won 300 dollars in a bet but promptly gave it away to "someone more deserving than her". That'll be Ali, then!
* She says she likes to wear a dress to and from the airport and can slip out of the dress and into her cashmere joggers in her seat. Er.... I tried it in economy and got arrested!
* Lidl claims to suffer from shyness. Looks like narcissist egomaniac control freakery from where we are sitting.
* On the topic of mental health, Lidl posted a way for ADHA sufferers to read faster. "This felt like a hug for my brain" said Lidl, self diagnosing as usual.
* The outdoor kitchen's solid oak cabinets with black hardware (made by a Cotswold joiner!) have now been installed. The MGs can't cook and the actual kitchen is 10 feet away! I smell a rat.......mice, ants, woodlice and some spiders.
* We wondered why there were so many cupboards... Lidl has turned Ali's shed into her potting shed so are they for him...?
* Green fingered Lidl showed huge asparagus she'd grown....er....you harvest in the third year to allow plants to establish!
* She's back on a horse in new riding gear and has progressed to cantering. Jelly of Amelia, Lidl?
* Copying of Josie is off the scale...church bells, white tulips, the garden, smoothies....
In other news:
* Ali appeared in a floral dressing gown, channeling his feminine side...
* The lit-tul lad's black patent opera shoes with grosgrain bow added fuel to the fire....
* As did the linen shirt, pert nipples and see through linen trousers. Blink twice if you need help Ali!
* Ali is hiding his horrible dressing room floor with a large rug.
* Woodpeckers have destroyed the beehives. Wait till they see the kitchen garden garden kitchen!
Our thoughts are with our @Ms.Chanandler Bong
Screenshots thanks to @Oops...,@Shoelaces @Peppypoopar
which received 60 votes!!!! We really have a lot of "appareciation" (sic) for your efforts!
* Results of poll - Two thirds of voters thought the view out of the car window was a painted landscape backdrop for a static shot for the 'gram. The other third should have gone to Specsavers!
* Yes, the thread title is the MGs continuing to mangle the names of the brands that keep paying them. But who will ever say Lulu Lemon correctly again?
* Maybe the thread title should read BOT-tom as our "perfectionist" video editing influencer has reached 1m followers on TikTok, the platform she's been concentrating her efforts on.
* The secret financial project that's taken so much time is a revamp of the blog. Who reads blogs?
* Lidl has signed with public relations agency Belle PR. Meanwhile ditched Naked PR Christopher Charnley is redoing his web site...
* As reported in the last tl;dr the MGs went to Ibiza to the Intelligent Change Summit, which took place on April 27 - 30.
* The trip involved Tomb Raider channeling Lidl and Teeny Ali going on "Sanctum" hikes and workouts. Unfortunately they were too strenuous for the pub crawling MGs, and he developed a shoulder injury...rapidly followed by Lidl. Except that Lidl kept forgetting she had one. Our @Shoelaces diagnosed BULLSHIT in what was the thread's most popular post.
* If Lidl doesn't have an eating disorder she has a manners disorder, stuffing her cheeks like a chipmunk as if she hasn't seen food all day...oh wait.....
* Our jet setting fashionista then went to Palma, Mallorca for a Cara Mellon shoot. She flew there via Northamptonshire, as you do when you are not paying for flights! However, she told us she was going straight from Ibiza to Mallorca....after all, the flight is less than 50 minutes!
* We are totally sick of the tan Hermès belt and bag "styled" with everything, including KM clothing. Cost per wear dahhhlings!
* The MGs then popped up in America for the Kentucky Derby, thus swerving the Coronation of King Charles. What, no coronation invites for the Kate Middleton wannabe, royalty loving Lidl?
* She wore a green spotted dress, with pink hair bow AND headband as a nod to Oaks Day. It was held on the Friday, so you could have been back in time to join Josie, Suzie, Vi and Amelia! Oh, no invite?
* Lidl won 300 dollars in a bet but promptly gave it away to "someone more deserving than her". That'll be Ali, then!
* She says she likes to wear a dress to and from the airport and can slip out of the dress and into her cashmere joggers in her seat. Er.... I tried it in economy and got arrested!
* Lidl claims to suffer from shyness. Looks like narcissist egomaniac control freakery from where we are sitting.
* On the topic of mental health, Lidl posted a way for ADHA sufferers to read faster. "This felt like a hug for my brain" said Lidl, self diagnosing as usual.
* The outdoor kitchen's solid oak cabinets with black hardware (made by a Cotswold joiner!) have now been installed. The MGs can't cook and the actual kitchen is 10 feet away! I smell a rat.......mice, ants, woodlice and some spiders.
* We wondered why there were so many cupboards... Lidl has turned Ali's shed into her potting shed so are they for him...?
* Green fingered Lidl showed huge asparagus she'd grown....er....you harvest in the third year to allow plants to establish!
* She's back on a horse in new riding gear and has progressed to cantering. Jelly of Amelia, Lidl?
* Copying of Josie is off the scale...church bells, white tulips, the garden, smoothies....
In other news:
* Ali appeared in a floral dressing gown, channeling his feminine side...
* The lit-tul lad's black patent opera shoes with grosgrain bow added fuel to the fire....
* As did the linen shirt, pert nipples and see through linen trousers. Blink twice if you need help Ali!
* Ali is hiding his horrible dressing room floor with a large rug.
* Woodpeckers have destroyed the beehives. Wait till they see the kitchen garden garden kitchen!
Our thoughts are with our @Ms.Chanandler Bong
Screenshots thanks to @Oops...,@Shoelaces @Peppypoopar
Thanks for the thread title votes, Tattlers - very, very much appareciation 
Elsie, we love your grammar, pronunciation, spelling, wow, wonderful, oh my goodness..
power couple short in the last thread and I was a bit stunned (but not surprised) at the state of her “slandals”. My gosh woman! Wearing those out in public and for dinner! They are TRASHED! 
