Miscanthus
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Thanks to everybody who voted for my thread title which received 58 votes. 
Happy April Fool's Day, and what better topic than our Lidl who continues to make content....for others!
* "Summer sun is on its way" in Northamptonshire. The rest of the UK is only a week into spring and dodging showers.
* April's word salad is verbatim the one from last year! #lazy
* The "new life of happiness" lasted a week. Lidl is back to a whinefest of victimhood rant.
* She feels that she doesn't fit in. That's because your life is a pretence, Lidl!
* Lidl "old money" Millen says they are not old money. She's from Watford and he is "self made". Er...didn't you tell us last week you weren't from Watford? #receipts
* She's now so 'humble, she'll be popping up in the Charles Dickens remake of Great Expectations on Sunday night.
* She says she's been "cancelled" from trips because she takes a plus one. Ooh, sore about Versailles, Lidl? Could have sworn I saw Harrison there!
* Maybe it's because you cackle in a corner with Cawwie/treat it as a jolly/have a crappy entitled attitude/bullied a pregnant hairdresser/don't promote the brands properly/others don't want to go if you do?
* Lidl is raging at the comments ripping Ali's hair post....then mentions his receding hairline on You Tube.
* She leapt to the lil fella's defence when he was mocked by tiktokker Shabaz (Shabaz Says - I'm rich, you're poor) for wearing his Hugh Hefner dressing gown over his clothes to brekkie. It's called satire, Lidl!
* She's fuming at his piss take of their GRWM tiktok and hasn't let go of her anger at his tiktok post on #savoygate. If you have no sense of humour and a thin skin, maybe tiktok is not the platform for you, Lidl?
* She values being well spoken...er...have you listened to yourself lately?
* Lidl "booked into" Garrards to look at engagement rings. Guess the two Chupi rings and lab grown diamond stack will be joining the Tiffany solitaire, ear furniture, headbands and scrunchies in The Bunga land fill site.
* While at Garrards Lidl tried on tiaras. We present to you Princess Lidl Elsie Crispina Millen Moron of The Bunga Potato House Surgery.
* She's putting £160 a metre fabric blinds in the dressing room. Fix the plumbing!
* She's busy buying Chanel shoes, Hermes coin purse etc, only to send them back once unboxed #desperate
* It's the end of March and she's planting 100 tulips that should have been planted in November! It was backbreaking!
* Her promotion of Hairburst's claim to make your hair grow was dodgy to say the least. Meanwhile Nicky's hair IS growing fast!
* She spent the day at Le Manoir au Quat'Saisons, learning about edible flowers and micro herbs. That'll be herb pasta with a flower on top then!
It's her mother's birthday and they are crying down the phone at the death of her childhood cat....so she jumps on stories with tear stained face to flog us a Beauty Pie code.
* We really, really want to know about the secret personal financial project....and we're wondering what happened to Karen Millen....
In other news
* Nicky is working with L'Oreal...and Lidl hasn't washed her hair in a week!
* Ken made fun of Lidl and Ali was filming him.
* OT but we were very sad to hear that Paul O'Grady had passed away.
Screen grabs thanks to @Namima @Milking Keynes @fc0795
Happy April Fool's Day, and what better topic than our Lidl who continues to make content....for others!
* "Summer sun is on its way" in Northamptonshire. The rest of the UK is only a week into spring and dodging showers.
* April's word salad is verbatim the one from last year! #lazy
* The "new life of happiness" lasted a week. Lidl is back to a whinefest of victimhood rant.
* She feels that she doesn't fit in. That's because your life is a pretence, Lidl!
* Lidl "old money" Millen says they are not old money. She's from Watford and he is "self made". Er...didn't you tell us last week you weren't from Watford? #receipts
* She's now so 'humble, she'll be popping up in the Charles Dickens remake of Great Expectations on Sunday night.
* She says she's been "cancelled" from trips because she takes a plus one. Ooh, sore about Versailles, Lidl? Could have sworn I saw Harrison there!
* Maybe it's because you cackle in a corner with Cawwie/treat it as a jolly/have a crappy entitled attitude/bullied a pregnant hairdresser/don't promote the brands properly/others don't want to go if you do?
* Lidl is raging at the comments ripping Ali's hair post....then mentions his receding hairline on You Tube.
* She leapt to the lil fella's defence when he was mocked by tiktokker Shabaz (Shabaz Says - I'm rich, you're poor) for wearing his Hugh Hefner dressing gown over his clothes to brekkie. It's called satire, Lidl!
* She's fuming at his piss take of their GRWM tiktok and hasn't let go of her anger at his tiktok post on #savoygate. If you have no sense of humour and a thin skin, maybe tiktok is not the platform for you, Lidl?
* She values being well spoken...er...have you listened to yourself lately?
* Lidl "booked into" Garrards to look at engagement rings. Guess the two Chupi rings and lab grown diamond stack will be joining the Tiffany solitaire, ear furniture, headbands and scrunchies in The Bunga land fill site.
* While at Garrards Lidl tried on tiaras. We present to you Princess Lidl Elsie Crispina Millen Moron of The Bunga Potato House Surgery.
* She's putting £160 a metre fabric blinds in the dressing room. Fix the plumbing!
* She's busy buying Chanel shoes, Hermes coin purse etc, only to send them back once unboxed #desperate
* It's the end of March and she's planting 100 tulips that should have been planted in November! It was backbreaking!
* Her promotion of Hairburst's claim to make your hair grow was dodgy to say the least. Meanwhile Nicky's hair IS growing fast!
* She spent the day at Le Manoir au Quat'Saisons, learning about edible flowers and micro herbs. That'll be herb pasta with a flower on top then!
It's her mother's birthday and they are crying down the phone at the death of her childhood cat....so she jumps on stories with tear stained face to flog us a Beauty Pie code.
* We really, really want to know about the secret personal financial project....and we're wondering what happened to Karen Millen....
In other news
* Nicky is working with L'Oreal...and Lidl hasn't washed her hair in a week!
* Ken made fun of Lidl and Ali was filming him.
* OT but we were very sad to hear that Paul O'Grady had passed away.
Screen grabs thanks to @Namima @Milking Keynes @fc0795
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. Now if I didn't know I would have thought those pics of her grey hair was an April fools but its not!
Huzzah!