Miscanthus
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Congratulations to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for the brilliant thread title with 43 votes! 
Our last poll asked how we thought #savoygate played out....it was a close run result:
Mange tout! Fiesta resistance! Achtung baby! Ich bin ein Hamburger!
Our multi-lingual, widely--travelled influencer is reinventing herself as a culture vulture after visiting the ballet and theatre for the first time, considering buying a print of a still life in oils she saw in a window and sprinkling foreign words around like Del Boy.
In the last thread we had Vlogmas Day 5, 6, 7 and 8 but who's counting? We are! We can't wait for this dismal smugfest to end and Lidl to start her 3 week holiday. Aufwiedersehen pet!
Photos thanks to @Julia123
Day 8 "Mulled wine, Christmas markets and a celebration..."
* The MGs flew to Hamburg with Cawwie and Man Bun, checking into a suite at the Vier Jahrzeiten 5* Fairmont hotel...cosy!
* It was Cawwie's birthday dinner but Lidl couldn't bear the focus to not be on her.
* We saw a PDA with Ali...hi Lidl!...but very little of the lovely Christmas markets.
* They ate gnocchi and burgers, and drank Starbucks coffee and Glühwein!
Day 7 "A big unboxing...."
* Lidl went to the Royal Opera House to see the Nutcracker with a handful of other tittering influencers, courtesy of Karen Millen.
* They wore flammable 'tool' polyester dresses that ripped off Milla designs and made them look like the corps de ballet..... only not graceful, elegant, matching or silent....
* Lidl and equally nasally challenged new bff Lauren (The l.a. way) held hands...er.....
* She filmed some of the performance for TikTok, even though it's not allowed.
* She wants to advertise the ROH and ballet to the masses. I think you'll find it's already fully booked you idiot!
* Lidl 'unboxed' #gifted items including boots and a bag from countryside living, British brand Fairfax and Favor. Parfekt for dog walks!
* We learn that Lidl only thinks in "facts", not opinions, which is more than can be said of her idols Meghan, where "facts" equate to "recollections may vary".
Day 6 "Festive hosting, friendship and vulnerability"
* Lidl has 'friends' over for a meal of asparagus risotto and fig tart. She forgets to add the asparagus to the rice and can't be arsed to make the fig tart.
* Dessert was smores cooked on the rusty fire pit.
* She won't show her friends on the vlog as she's only met them once and people (Tattle) will discuss it.
* She shows us Ali's wardrobe, designed and styled by her, cough, even though he asked her not to.
* She opens thousands of pounds of #gifted clothes
Day 5 "What's happening in 2023"
* We see behind the scenes at KM, who are continuing their collaboration with this plagiarist, cackling idiot into next year and beyond.
* Lidl takes Lumi to the vet, where she is diagnosed with arthritis, but not before we see her being fed on the marital bed. Barf....
Round up of other news:
* The MGs went to Canterbury on the Belmond Pullman train. She filmed herself singing carols in the cathedral, reading from the hymn sheet as she didn't know the words. Next year will be a piano recital as she cosplays The Princess of Wales.
* She's delighted it's finally very cold and frosty, despite the population struggling to heat their homes.
* Her old ego may be dead but it's been reborn and she's more insufferable than ever.
* Grossie and Splainer hosted friends Vic and Susie Bonaldi and partners and dogs for the weekend at their historic Cotswold mansion.
* Splainer threw shade with an anti hunting statement.
* Lidl wasn't invited on the Jimmy Choo trip...karma is a witch!
Previous vlogmas posts:
Day 4 "Things are happening at the house". Sponsored by Beauty Pie, Lidl talked about filming the Vlogmas intro, had 4 inches chopped off her hair by Despina and went hacking on Romeo in her Amazon rubber/ Hermes riding boots plus highlights of the garden.
Day 3 "An extra festive trip to London". The two night Savoy trip, plus theatre/shopping with no mention of the heating "misunderstanding" scandal TikTok (Nov 22) and no festivity.
Day 2 "My wonderful friends and 30 Christmas party outfits". Lidl and her two paid for friends, Cawwie and Alex, cackled through a KM shoot, and the house and Christmas trees were decorated for her.
Day 1 "Christmas will be different this year". Lidl declared they would spend it alone...like last year.
Thanks to @Jamboree for taking one for the team and watching the vlogs so you don't have to.
Most popular post from last thread congrats @Peppypoopar
Our last poll asked how we thought #savoygate played out....it was a close run result:
Mange tout! Fiesta resistance! Achtung baby! Ich bin ein Hamburger!
Our multi-lingual, widely--travelled influencer is reinventing herself as a culture vulture after visiting the ballet and theatre for the first time, considering buying a print of a still life in oils she saw in a window and sprinkling foreign words around like Del Boy.
In the last thread we had Vlogmas Day 5, 6, 7 and 8 but who's counting? We are! We can't wait for this dismal smugfest to end and Lidl to start her 3 week holiday. Aufwiedersehen pet!
Photos thanks to @Julia123
Day 8 "Mulled wine, Christmas markets and a celebration..."
* The MGs flew to Hamburg with Cawwie and Man Bun, checking into a suite at the Vier Jahrzeiten 5* Fairmont hotel...cosy!
* It was Cawwie's birthday dinner but Lidl couldn't bear the focus to not be on her.
* We saw a PDA with Ali...hi Lidl!...but very little of the lovely Christmas markets.
* They ate gnocchi and burgers, and drank Starbucks coffee and Glühwein!
Day 7 "A big unboxing...."
* Lidl went to the Royal Opera House to see the Nutcracker with a handful of other tittering influencers, courtesy of Karen Millen.
* They wore flammable 'tool' polyester dresses that ripped off Milla designs and made them look like the corps de ballet..... only not graceful, elegant, matching or silent....
* Lidl and equally nasally challenged new bff Lauren (The l.a. way) held hands...er.....
* She filmed some of the performance for TikTok, even though it's not allowed.
* She wants to advertise the ROH and ballet to the masses. I think you'll find it's already fully booked you idiot!
* Lidl 'unboxed' #gifted items including boots and a bag from countryside living, British brand Fairfax and Favor. Parfekt for dog walks!
* We learn that Lidl only thinks in "facts", not opinions, which is more than can be said of her idols Meghan, where "facts" equate to "recollections may vary".
Day 6 "Festive hosting, friendship and vulnerability"
* Lidl has 'friends' over for a meal of asparagus risotto and fig tart. She forgets to add the asparagus to the rice and can't be arsed to make the fig tart.
* Dessert was smores cooked on the rusty fire pit.
* She won't show her friends on the vlog as she's only met them once and people (Tattle) will discuss it.
* She shows us Ali's wardrobe, designed and styled by her, cough, even though he asked her not to.
* She opens thousands of pounds of #gifted clothes
Day 5 "What's happening in 2023"
* We see behind the scenes at KM, who are continuing their collaboration with this plagiarist, cackling idiot into next year and beyond.
* Lidl takes Lumi to the vet, where she is diagnosed with arthritis, but not before we see her being fed on the marital bed. Barf....
Round up of other news:
* The MGs went to Canterbury on the Belmond Pullman train. She filmed herself singing carols in the cathedral, reading from the hymn sheet as she didn't know the words. Next year will be a piano recital as she cosplays The Princess of Wales.
* She's delighted it's finally very cold and frosty, despite the population struggling to heat their homes.
* Her old ego may be dead but it's been reborn and she's more insufferable than ever.
* Grossie and Splainer hosted friends Vic and Susie Bonaldi and partners and dogs for the weekend at their historic Cotswold mansion.
* Splainer threw shade with an anti hunting statement.
* Lidl wasn't invited on the Jimmy Choo trip...karma is a witch!
Previous vlogmas posts:
Day 4 "Things are happening at the house". Sponsored by Beauty Pie, Lidl talked about filming the Vlogmas intro, had 4 inches chopped off her hair by Despina and went hacking on Romeo in her Amazon rubber/ Hermes riding boots plus highlights of the garden.
Day 3 "An extra festive trip to London". The two night Savoy trip, plus theatre/shopping with no mention of the heating "misunderstanding" scandal TikTok (Nov 22) and no festivity.
Day 2 "My wonderful friends and 30 Christmas party outfits". Lidl and her two paid for friends, Cawwie and Alex, cackled through a KM shoot, and the house and Christmas trees were decorated for her.
Day 1 "Christmas will be different this year". Lidl declared they would spend it alone...like last year.
Thanks to @Jamboree for taking one for the team and watching the vlogs so you don't have to.
Most popular post from last thread congrats @Peppypoopar
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) which is good because she's got so much on/to do at the moment... or something to that effect. The clip then quickly jump cut 
you can see why she's crashing and burning 
she spoke with and Italian accent and French, erm OK 
