Thread title suggested (via the tattle life shed) by @Georgeeee
Good. Morning. Everybody...... (8.30pm )
Well if you listened to my 3 hour podcast you’ll know it’s not morning,
as much as I tried to make everyone think that 6am was my favourite time of the day it was a lie, because I revealed I don’t roll out of bed before 10am!!
it’s probably lunchtime now (8pm) and I’m not even out of my ratty dressing gown! THE DREAM!!
(-You’ll also have learned that ali reminds me of the duck boys I blew in Ibiza, only shorter.
-You’ll know lynx is dead, yes you knew that in August but it’s like an ongoing sponsorship, we’re gonna drag him around with us for content!!!!
- You’ll again have learned that Ali and I just don’t do physical contact in public.... or in private...ever. But as @Lola Faith mentioned I’m now a “higher vibrating version of myself” and Ali has a pussy so it’s all good
- You may have noticed if you listened carefully I’ve stopped diagnosing myself with tonsillitis!!!
I touch on that in the mindnumbling boring podcast, remember my sassy replies when people innocently told me not to diagnose myself? remember I was ADAMANT I knew what was wrong with me and it was tonsillitis and I shot down anyone who said otherwise,
I was wrong. )
Last week I shared with you my pure JOY on hearing the news.... that H&M sold a ton of tit which had duck all to do with me,
but I have no shame therefore I take credit for anything & everything!
I also ranted.
A LOT.
I ranted A LOT.
you thought I couldn’t go any lower content wise?
I said hold my Chanel trendy.... (that I can’t afford but bought because all the cool gals have one)
I’ve realised that when someone kills themselves,
someone I’ve never met, never followed, someone who has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with me....
whilst others question her motives and show sympathy for her situation, I CAN MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME!!
I can dine out on her death for weeks,
I used affiliate’s death for sympathy.... and I now i get to use Caroline (that’s her name right?) as an excuse to patronise my followers and convince them to let me get away with any shady behaviour from this point forward. #bekind #dontreportme
You’ll notice this introduction is just as long as one of my vlogs,
and it’s filled with a whole load of NOTHING!!!! I’ve LITERALLY said nothing of interest!
the PERFECT way to start a Lydia thread.
swipe up for my new collection Lydia X Tattle life and for my highlight reel of older threads. All dreamy....
continue here!!
Good. Morning. Everybody...... (8.30pm )
Well if you listened to my 3 hour podcast you’ll know it’s not morning,
as much as I tried to make everyone think that 6am was my favourite time of the day it was a lie, because I revealed I don’t roll out of bed before 10am!!
it’s probably lunchtime now (8pm) and I’m not even out of my ratty dressing gown! THE DREAM!!
(-You’ll also have learned that ali reminds me of the duck boys I blew in Ibiza, only shorter.
-You’ll know lynx is dead, yes you knew that in August but it’s like an ongoing sponsorship, we’re gonna drag him around with us for content!!!!
- You’ll again have learned that Ali and I just don’t do physical contact in public.... or in private...ever. But as @Lola Faith mentioned I’m now a “higher vibrating version of myself” and Ali has a pussy so it’s all good
- You may have noticed if you listened carefully I’ve stopped diagnosing myself with tonsillitis!!!
I touch on that in the mindnumbling boring podcast, remember my sassy replies when people innocently told me not to diagnose myself? remember I was ADAMANT I knew what was wrong with me and it was tonsillitis and I shot down anyone who said otherwise,
I was wrong. )
Last week I shared with you my pure JOY on hearing the news.... that H&M sold a ton of tit which had duck all to do with me,
but I have no shame therefore I take credit for anything & everything!
I also ranted.
A LOT.
I ranted A LOT.
you thought I couldn’t go any lower content wise?
I said hold my Chanel trendy.... (that I can’t afford but bought because all the cool gals have one)
I’ve realised that when someone kills themselves,
someone I’ve never met, never followed, someone who has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with me....
whilst others question her motives and show sympathy for her situation, I CAN MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME!!
I can dine out on her death for weeks,
I used affiliate’s death for sympathy.... and I now i get to use Caroline (that’s her name right?) as an excuse to patronise my followers and convince them to let me get away with any shady behaviour from this point forward. #bekind #dontreportme
You’ll notice this introduction is just as long as one of my vlogs,
and it’s filled with a whole load of NOTHING!!!! I’ve LITERALLY said nothing of interest!
the PERFECT way to start a Lydia thread.
swipe up for my new collection Lydia X Tattle life and for my highlight reel of older threads. All dreamy....
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