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As the evenings draw in and it's "pit" black outside we digest the news that if we are critical of Lidl we are poor and unloved.....so let's carry on!
* Lidl’s attempt to get new viewers via TikTok continues to backfire as the new viewers turn the tables on her.
* Her equestrian "Marks and Spencer voiceover" Tiktok has seen at least 8 viewers produce their own piss taking TikToks, including @jenniferrebecca @willowswaystud @boo_bear_2568 @honorgon @emma2525255 @jessicalouellis @edencox49
* She's even made it on to an equestrian Facebook page. This is the equestrian community at the heart of Lidl's new "family", Holland Cooper. Isn't that shooting yourself in the foot, Lidl? Oh no, that's Purdey's!
* HC had to turn off the comments on her post on their Instagram.
* Lidl claimed to be ok with the spoofs but that Ali was angry. We bet he has a good laugh in the shed while she is seething.
* Despite her attempt to be oh so luxe it was her Amazon rubber boots that attracted the most attention!
* At the same time Lidl is passive aggressive about "ring light guy" @Ollie - Student Comedy whose only crime is to say he can't relate to her. She offers a new ring light as she has loads but we know she won't deliver.
* Lidl refused to back down for praising former actor Shia Lebeouf, who opened up on a podcast about the abuse allegations against FKA Twigs and others that disgraced his career. We think she recognised herself!
* After listening to 4 minutes she gushed that it “instantly changed her perspective”.
* After being called out for supporting him she now claims to have listened to the whole podcast but hasn't changed her view as he's turning his life around for his daughter. Let's hope if Lidl has children they don't Google her!
* Lidl declared she was a guest on a podcast (with Erika Vieira - thanks @Milking Keynes) that got the highest ever views....wrong! The vlog that actually got the highest ever views was the subsequent one "Why people don't like Lydia Millen" that she claims was made when she refused to do another!
* She's announced that her ego is dead. We think every single thing she does and says show that it's alive and kicking and has its own ego!
* We think her ego might be bruised by #globygate
* Cara Melon is flogging off Lidl's Luxe Bohemia collection...yours for 50 % off.
* We are confused by Lidl's style....will the real Lidl please stand up...
* As expected we had footage of The Crown premiere which was reported on a week ago....
* The MGs spent the night at the Savoy and Ali ordered room service mac and cheese for two...wtf...and tell me you are not influenced by Grossie and Splainer without telling me.....
* Lidl is flogging her Dior handbags, including a rare Celestial Dior, through Sellier Knightsbridge, just as Dior take over Harrods Christmas windows!
* Lidl is now advertising razors yet admits she has professional laser treatment as she's so hairy.
* She claims she has folliculitis. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS
* She's also advertising teeth whitening strips where she wipes her teeth on her dressing gown first..ugh!
* We thought the MGs might do a vow renewal to "coincide" with Grossie's wedding, but she says they are five years into their marriage so half way. Hmm...not sure you will be married in five years!
* We are still waiting for the garden to be unveiled but amused ourselves with the beech not birch topiary.
News from Ali
* Intricacies, intimacies, they've all got it infamy! The lil lad can't even speak!
* Lidl is sucking the life out of Ali (and not in a good way). He's either fading away or his lapels, pocket handkerchief and shoes have grown!
* In a crass display of bad taste he unveiled his Remembrance Sunday "outfit".
* Charlie unveiled his newly painted dressing room. Meanwhile we were treated to a mood board of objects for Ali's green room, including a revolving cabinet for his curated fragrances, a painting of a horse and an achitects (sic) plan chest....all chosen by the wife.
For #hairgate #globygate and all things Lydia please go the the WIKI (pink button at top of page).
Photos courtesy of @Allexie01, @Namina @Margo Polo @Milking Keynes @toomuchstuff
As the evenings draw in and it's "pit" black outside we digest the news that if we are critical of Lidl we are poor and unloved.....so let's carry on!
* Lidl’s attempt to get new viewers via TikTok continues to backfire as the new viewers turn the tables on her.
* Her equestrian "Marks and Spencer voiceover" Tiktok has seen at least 8 viewers produce their own piss taking TikToks, including @jenniferrebecca @willowswaystud @boo_bear_2568 @honorgon @emma2525255 @jessicalouellis @edencox49
* She's even made it on to an equestrian Facebook page. This is the equestrian community at the heart of Lidl's new "family", Holland Cooper. Isn't that shooting yourself in the foot, Lidl? Oh no, that's Purdey's!
* HC had to turn off the comments on her post on their Instagram.
* Lidl claimed to be ok with the spoofs but that Ali was angry. We bet he has a good laugh in the shed while she is seething.
* Despite her attempt to be oh so luxe it was her Amazon rubber boots that attracted the most attention!
* At the same time Lidl is passive aggressive about "ring light guy" @Ollie - Student Comedy whose only crime is to say he can't relate to her. She offers a new ring light as she has loads but we know she won't deliver.
* Lidl refused to back down for praising former actor Shia Lebeouf, who opened up on a podcast about the abuse allegations against FKA Twigs and others that disgraced his career. We think she recognised herself!
* After listening to 4 minutes she gushed that it “instantly changed her perspective”.
* After being called out for supporting him she now claims to have listened to the whole podcast but hasn't changed her view as he's turning his life around for his daughter. Let's hope if Lidl has children they don't Google her!
* Lidl declared she was a guest on a podcast (with Erika Vieira - thanks @Milking Keynes) that got the highest ever views....wrong! The vlog that actually got the highest ever views was the subsequent one "Why people don't like Lydia Millen" that she claims was made when she refused to do another!
* She's announced that her ego is dead. We think every single thing she does and says show that it's alive and kicking and has its own ego!
* We think her ego might be bruised by #globygate
* Cara Melon is flogging off Lidl's Luxe Bohemia collection...yours for 50 % off.
* We are confused by Lidl's style....will the real Lidl please stand up...
* As expected we had footage of The Crown premiere which was reported on a week ago....
* The MGs spent the night at the Savoy and Ali ordered room service mac and cheese for two...wtf...and tell me you are not influenced by Grossie and Splainer without telling me.....
* Lidl is flogging her Dior handbags, including a rare Celestial Dior, through Sellier Knightsbridge, just as Dior take over Harrods Christmas windows!
* Lidl is now advertising razors yet admits she has professional laser treatment as she's so hairy.
* She claims she has folliculitis. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS
* She's also advertising teeth whitening strips where she wipes her teeth on her dressing gown first..ugh!
* We thought the MGs might do a vow renewal to "coincide" with Grossie's wedding, but she says they are five years into their marriage so half way. Hmm...not sure you will be married in five years!
* We are still waiting for the garden to be unveiled but amused ourselves with the beech not birch topiary.
News from Ali
* Intricacies, intimacies, they've all got it infamy! The lil lad can't even speak!
* Lidl is sucking the life out of Ali (and not in a good way). He's either fading away or his lapels, pocket handkerchief and shoes have grown!
* In a crass display of bad taste he unveiled his Remembrance Sunday "outfit".
* Charlie unveiled his newly painted dressing room. Meanwhile we were treated to a mood board of objects for Ali's green room, including a revolving cabinet for his curated fragrances, a painting of a horse and an achitects (sic) plan chest....all chosen by the wife.
For #hairgate #globygate and all things Lydia please go the the WIKI (pink button at top of page).
Photos courtesy of @Allexie01, @Namina @Margo Polo @Milking Keynes @toomuchstuff
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