Recap of last thread!
* Oh my goodness! Lidl is planning on having elocution lessons. Crumbs!
* The MGs attended the Netflix premiere of The Crown where they posed on the red carpet and Lidl cackled and pointed over drinks.
* They spent the night at the Savoy which Lidl described as “home from home”. Have you looked at the Bunga lately Lidl?
* She asked subs to help her choose one of three KM dresses for the night. She wore the blush pink ‘tool’ Crumb Catcher (thanks
@Bearsmum13 )with matching Manolo Hangisi pumps and her Lady Dior.
* All three dresses rip off other brands including Ukrainian all female brand Milla, which she modelled as New Year’s Eve options last December. Despite this Milla won’t/can’t address the copying.
* The MGs were chauffeur driven to Goodwood in a new Range Rover with Creed fragrances. Lidl gushed over their room and added to the list of things she wants.
* They went on another ‘shoot’, conveniently forgetting about the vlog where she said they were both upset by the sound of shooting.
* In a ‘get ready with me’ TikTok they dressed as Serena Joyless and Commander Moron-Gordon in a Handmaid’s Tale cosplay. Blessed be the fruit!
* Their spritzing of the Creed fragrance was synchronised....shame about the sex.
* Lidl went to Farmhouse for the fireworks with Grossie and a heavily pregnant Robin Gallant.
* Lidl’s foray into TikTok, like everything she does, is backfiring spectacularly. Her slo mo TikTok of her cuntryside ride has sparked a slew of negative comments, a sniggering TikTok from @jenniferrebecca and a hilarious spoof TikTok from @willowswaystud
* Some of her fans think she’s a full livery kind of girl. Well, yes, she would be, except she doesn’t have a horse and she doesn’t want to pay.
* An expressionless and robotic Lidl featured her mother, wearing Black Watch Tartan, in a vlog.
* Mid food prep Lidl awkwardly gave her mum a #gifted Holland Cooper handbag, making sure she looked into the camera. Lidl stated she already had all the HC bags. Why haven’t we seen them?.
* Lidl said that they are not big on PDAs but “manners are everything to us”. This is the same person who constantly touches her nose and scratches her hair, doesn't wash her hands and uses the chopping board for deliveries.
* Lidl listened to 4 minutes of former actor Shia Lebeouf’s podcast and gushed that it “instantly changed her perspective”. It’s a shame she didn’t listen to the other 116 minutes and hear hear him describe himself as “a deplorable, disgusting piece of
tit”.
* Ali was ill and Lidl announced she finds bodily noises annoying. Says the woman who was nursed through Covid….
* Lidl’s nose filler consultant Dr Ayad posted a bizarre Insta story slamming the very narcissistic people whose faces he fills.
* Ali has been helping saw the Jack Evie ‘Highclere’ engineered hardwood planks for his dressing room floor in his slippers. It is not like the sample and looks like it’s been in a fire.
Pic thanks
@Namima
* The walls, cupboards AND ceiling are being painted in #gifted WMorris & Co. ‘Standen Clay’. Shame that Splainer beat you to it!
* Lidl is planning to hang antique oil paintings of country pursuits and is in search of ‘achitects (sic) drawers’ as a central island.
* Ali is getting a new shed but Lidl is already styling it her way. He’s under pressure to paint the bee hives green too. We’re hoping he finds his manhood but on last inspection there wasn’t a thausage.
* She was #gifted boots by family business Rey Pavon but by her sneer we won't see them again. They were £450.
* The garden landscaping, ‘inspired’ by Soho Farmhouse, is nearing completion. The only thing missing are bespoke oak signposts to the following: Rat Igloo/Coffin Beds/Bumblebee Walk/Wild Flower Boulevard/Greedhouse of Dreamz/Outdoor Kitchen/Rusty Fire Pit/Canopy Trees/Beech not birch Topiary and the homage to McDonald’s….The Cherry Archway. The bespoke oak security gates serve no function.
* The olive trees, whose crime is that they are too Italian, have been consigned to the plant graveyard along with ferns and lemon trees.
In other news
* Vic did a Viktor and Rolf Christmas advert. Lidl has not congratulated her.
* Amelia attended a Beauty Pie lunch.
Pic thanks to
@Allexie01
and by the way, where is the AD for the paint today? 
At least in the office, there is a clean surface to install them on. But on the columns with all the details… Horrible