Miscanthus
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Congratulations to our @EvieM for the brilliant thread title with 52 votes. "Who IS she?" is to be said in your best Nikki Grahame voice, of course!
Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu ...I don't know how many times I can say this.... I know, I'll ask Lidl!
* "People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day," said Ali....are you sure you meant to say that?
* The MGs were impressed with Diana Ross' performance at Montreux. Thank goodness for that. Miss Ross, your hard work and long career have not been in vain.
* It might even be Diana's last ever concert.....but no, the meal was the highlight of the trip.
* Lidl has no more trips planned "for a very long time". Begging not working then?
* Cawwie and Lidl signed up for a Thames Path Mighty Hike in Windsor organised by Macmillan Cancer Support.
* Unfortunately Lidl feels uncomfortable mentioning a charity and the amount she gives away. She likes to do her charity work behind the scenes....
* Rather than using her platform to raise cash she gave the wrong name for the charity, buried the link and didn't wear the numbered top provided. We werewere disgusted.
* Macmillan ask for a minimum of £250 to cover costs. Lidl has £30 from one donation.
* The marathon length walk should have been a breeze for our seasoned hikers. Lidl forgot her sunglasses and adventure braids, she got 4 blisters, her Apple watch 'died' and the last leg was suspiciously fast.
* The food provided didn't not meet their exacting requirements. They were forced to have a three hour pub lunch.
* It was 38 degrees but they stayed hydrated...with wine.
* The hike coincided with a "well earned" #gifted spa break with Cawwie at the Fairmont hotel in Windsor. Shame Lidl didn't donate it to a cancer sufferer....
* Never mind, she's saving lives every day with self care tips!
* At the spa Lidl tried cryotherapy. Isn't that where your brain is preserved for future generations? Don't bother!
* Talking of brains, she said Paracetamol helps her brain function. Maybe stop drinking so much!
* Try hard Lidl boasted of their "fleet" of 3 cars, which were being valeted. Yes, you are so luxe. Two cars are leased and you don't even have a garage.
* An eagle eyed Tattler noticed the Defender is untaxed since July 4. Don't worry everybody, Lidl's 'on it'.
* Her Manolo flats, worn for gardening, are trashed. They can be restored.....at Restory. Sadly they don't do hooomans.
* Lidl showed us poor people 'affordable' Amazon and h&m versions of the expensive outfits she likes to wear.
* She was annoyed herPepper Pepa & Co x Bertioli dress only goes down to a size 6. Fortunately she was able to avoid costly alterations by tying a big bow around her size 4 frame.
* We were treated to Lidl's heatwave tips. She lost me at Straw "Bota".
* She made a risotto with a black courgette. Risotto is described as a true test of a chef. In this case, a true test of the Thermomix.
* Lidl harvested an iceberg lettuce. We don't believe her.
* Her step mother looked after the house and animals while they were swanning around Europe. Instead of thanking her publicly Lidl slammed her for having a glass of her wine.
* A pot of cucumbers fell off the window sill. It was a "tragedy". No, it was an accident. You are a tragedy.
* They will finish the house before they move in the next 5 years. You will never more because you will never finish decorating.
* She's asked for designs for thefire escape courtyard but nobody is offering. Try paying!
In other news
The lil man got his chopper out on Sunday. Too late Ali. Lidl harvested her "Black Beauty" courgette!
According to Ali, Scotland is no longer in the UK. I'm just ringing Nicola Sturgeon to let her know!
Ali let the train take the strain when his flight back from Scotland was delayed. He had to rush back tosee Elsie pose in his undercrackers.
Vic is off to NYFW
We had more witty poetry from @Oops and @Milking Keynes
To all of us who are going through tough times. Stay strong ❤
Screen grabs courtesy of @happyforest @Namima @Allexie01
Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu ...I don't know how many times I can say this.... I know, I'll ask Lidl!
* "People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day," said Ali....are you sure you meant to say that?
* The MGs were impressed with Diana Ross' performance at Montreux. Thank goodness for that. Miss Ross, your hard work and long career have not been in vain.
* It might even be Diana's last ever concert.....but no, the meal was the highlight of the trip.
* Lidl has no more trips planned "for a very long time". Begging not working then?
* Cawwie and Lidl signed up for a Thames Path Mighty Hike in Windsor organised by Macmillan Cancer Support.
* Unfortunately Lidl feels uncomfortable mentioning a charity and the amount she gives away. She likes to do her charity work behind the scenes....
* Rather than using her platform to raise cash she gave the wrong name for the charity, buried the link and didn't wear the numbered top provided. We werewere disgusted.
* Macmillan ask for a minimum of £250 to cover costs. Lidl has £30 from one donation.
* The marathon length walk should have been a breeze for our seasoned hikers. Lidl forgot her sunglasses and adventure braids, she got 4 blisters, her Apple watch 'died' and the last leg was suspiciously fast.
* The food provided didn't not meet their exacting requirements. They were forced to have a three hour pub lunch.
* It was 38 degrees but they stayed hydrated...with wine.
* The hike coincided with a "well earned" #gifted spa break with Cawwie at the Fairmont hotel in Windsor. Shame Lidl didn't donate it to a cancer sufferer....
* Never mind, she's saving lives every day with self care tips!
* At the spa Lidl tried cryotherapy. Isn't that where your brain is preserved for future generations? Don't bother!
* Talking of brains, she said Paracetamol helps her brain function. Maybe stop drinking so much!
* Try hard Lidl boasted of their "fleet" of 3 cars, which were being valeted. Yes, you are so luxe. Two cars are leased and you don't even have a garage.
* An eagle eyed Tattler noticed the Defender is untaxed since July 4. Don't worry everybody, Lidl's 'on it'.
* Her Manolo flats, worn for gardening, are trashed. They can be restored.....at Restory. Sadly they don't do hooomans.
* Lidl showed us poor people 'affordable' Amazon and h&m versions of the expensive outfits she likes to wear.
* She was annoyed her
* We were treated to Lidl's heatwave tips. She lost me at Straw "Bota".
* She made a risotto with a black courgette. Risotto is described as a true test of a chef. In this case, a true test of the Thermomix.
* Lidl harvested an iceberg lettuce. We don't believe her.
* Her step mother looked after the house and animals while they were swanning around Europe. Instead of thanking her publicly Lidl slammed her for having a glass of her wine.
* A pot of cucumbers fell off the window sill. It was a "tragedy". No, it was an accident. You are a tragedy.
* They will finish the house before they move in the next 5 years. You will never more because you will never finish decorating.
* She's asked for designs for the
In other news
The lil man got his chopper out on Sunday. Too late Ali. Lidl harvested her "Black Beauty" courgette!
According to Ali, Scotland is no longer in the UK. I'm just ringing Nicola Sturgeon to let her know!
Ali let the train take the strain when his flight back from Scotland was delayed. He had to rush back to
Vic is off to NYFW
We had more witty poetry from @Oops and @Milking Keynes
To all of us who are going through tough times. Stay strong ❤
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