Miscanthus
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Congratulations to @EvieM for the thread title with 66 votes, edited to fit. 
The original was: "Since it’s your husband Ali who is winning the bread, it’s his name not yours that should be in the title of this thread."
Our ‘time poor’ influencers Ali and Lidl had a busy few days with a wedding and other events. How well were you paying attention?
At a Billy Eilish concert courtesy of Skytv Lidl and Ali left early. What was she wearing?
a. A leather pencil skirt, a tight top, heels and an anklet, doing her best MILF impression, or should that be GMILF?
b. Jeans, a Chanel jacket and heels like Frow, who was also there
c. The Erdem dress she wheels out for every occasion
d. A (floral) trouser suit like the Duchess of Cambridge
They flew 11 hours ( there and back ) to spend the night in Baku, Azerbaijan. Their trip was sponsored by
a. Fairmont hotels
b. F1 racing
c. F1 sponsors and former brand partners Longines
d. Lanyards R Us
In a photo Ali’s one leg appeared twice the size as the other. Why?
a. He misunderstood the VaHa instructions
b. The Peloton bike had to be returned halfway through his workout
c. He has been walking in circles around a farmer's field
d. It was a Photoshop fail
A last minute invite to The Ascot by coffee company Lavazza sent them into a spin. While Ali went to London for a morning suit Lidl begged for a hat. She wore the sweaty Erdem dress from Baku and a hat from where?
a. The charity shop
b. The fancy dress shop
c. The WI
d. Karen Millen
The hat (worn at the incorrect angle) reminded us of
a. Anne with an E
b. Mary Poppins
c. A butcher
d. A gondolier
Lidl walked in on Ali, sitting in his study in the dark. He leapt up, looking guilty! What was he doing?
a. Checking the rising electricity price rises
b. Stroking his ego
c. On lnstagram looking at Nicky with the lovely hair
d. Admiring a photo of Splainer
The Hermès bags pop up everywhere. What does it make us think of?
a. How rich Lidl is
b. The well travelled garden gnome in the film Amélie
c. Fake, fake, fake
d. Blowing up the bloody things
This week Lidl is identifying as
a. Italian
b. Coastal Grandma
c. English Country Grandmother
d. English Country Gardener
Lidl was incensed by the TikTok comments and likened herself to
a. Martha Stewart in prison
b. Anne Frank in hiding
c. Fritzl’s daughter in a basement
d. A Holocaust survivor
Which brand did Lidl NOT trash this week?
a. Laura Mercier
b. Dior
c. Carolina Herrera
d. Beauty Pie
Lidl 'can't afford' to pay, so she was begging for
a. Ghd hair products
b. A Dyson Airwrap
c. A Babyliss hair dryer
d. Hair gummies
Lidl admitted to what?
a. Liposuction
b. Abusing a pregnant hairdresser
c. Sleeping in another room to Ali
d. Being lazy
In other news
Ali is now wearing cashmere leisure wear…it's 32 degrees! The cashmere sweats are real!
Grossie has collected her Porsche Cayenne E Hybrid
Vic is still working with Bentley
The original was: "Since it’s your husband Ali who is winning the bread, it’s his name not yours that should be in the title of this thread."
Our ‘time poor’ influencers Ali and Lidl had a busy few days with a wedding and other events. How well were you paying attention?
At a Billy Eilish concert courtesy of Skytv Lidl and Ali left early. What was she wearing?
a. A leather pencil skirt, a tight top, heels and an anklet, doing her best MILF impression, or should that be GMILF?
b. Jeans, a Chanel jacket and heels like Frow, who was also there
c. The Erdem dress she wheels out for every occasion
d. A (floral) trouser suit like the Duchess of Cambridge
They flew 11 hours ( there and back ) to spend the night in Baku, Azerbaijan. Their trip was sponsored by
a. Fairmont hotels
b. F1 racing
c. F1 sponsors and former brand partners Longines
d. Lanyards R Us
In a photo Ali’s one leg appeared twice the size as the other. Why?
a. He misunderstood the VaHa instructions
b. The Peloton bike had to be returned halfway through his workout
c. He has been walking in circles around a farmer's field
d. It was a Photoshop fail
A last minute invite to The Ascot by coffee company Lavazza sent them into a spin. While Ali went to London for a morning suit Lidl begged for a hat. She wore the sweaty Erdem dress from Baku and a hat from where?
a. The charity shop
b. The fancy dress shop
c. The WI
d. Karen Millen
The hat (worn at the incorrect angle) reminded us of
a. Anne with an E
b. Mary Poppins
c. A butcher
d. A gondolier
Lidl walked in on Ali, sitting in his study in the dark. He leapt up, looking guilty! What was he doing?
a. Checking the rising electricity price rises
b. Stroking his ego
c. On lnstagram looking at Nicky with the lovely hair
d. Admiring a photo of Splainer
The Hermès bags pop up everywhere. What does it make us think of?
a. How rich Lidl is
b. The well travelled garden gnome in the film Amélie
c. Fake, fake, fake
d. Blowing up the bloody things
This week Lidl is identifying as
a. Italian
b. Coastal Grandma
c. English Country Grandmother
d. English Country Gardener
Lidl was incensed by the TikTok comments and likened herself to
a. Martha Stewart in prison
b. Anne Frank in hiding
c. Fritzl’s daughter in a basement
d. A Holocaust survivor
Which brand did Lidl NOT trash this week?
a. Laura Mercier
b. Dior
c. Carolina Herrera
d. Beauty Pie
Lidl 'can't afford' to pay, so she was begging for
a. Ghd hair products
b. A Dyson Airwrap
c. A Babyliss hair dryer
d. Hair gummies
Lidl admitted to what?
a. Liposuction
b. Abusing a pregnant hairdresser
c. Sleeping in another room to Ali
d. Being lazy
In other news
Ali is now wearing cashmere leisure wear…it's 32 degrees! The cashmere sweats are real! Grossie has collected her Porsche Cayenne E Hybrid Vic is still working with Bentley
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