Miscanthus
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Congratulations to our fabulous @Wophie for the thread title with 50 votes! 
* Cancel the removal lorries...Lidl isn't moving!
* We've asked the men in white coats to take her to the loony bin instead....she's displaying signs of multiple personality disorder and terminal fibbing.
* Lidl has reinvented herself as an #EnglishCountryGrandmother. For a 34 year old 'Italian' living near Milton Keynes I'd say that's a stretch.
* Or is it Coastal Grandma in landlocked Northamptonshire?
* She's now copying Rosie the Londoner and stalking Sheer Luxe and the Duchess of Cambridge.
* Lidl did a Tiktok where she described her life in her faux posh accent...except it was all a big fat lie.... She said:
- she steers clear of trends and big name brands...and it seems, the truth. Last time I looked she had a growing Hermes collection, the Daxon
dog of the moment x 2 and a Defender!
- she drives a Defender. It might be on the drive but she doesn't drive it. She drives a contract Range Rover or The Aston
- she has a horse. I think owner Claud might argue with that. Of course, if she wanted a horse she could "pick one up for £700".
- she dresses in timeless style. No, you shop in Boohoo, Erdem and Zimmerman for floral Amish dresses.
- she prefers country pubs to named restaurants. Funny, I could have sworn you are constantly eating in London but slagging off your local pubs.
- she has 'antiques' in her house..... but shows a photo of an antique shop.
- she spends time in the great outdoors. Does that mean sitting on the curb waving a bottle of wine or stomping across farmers' fields?
- she shops at farm shops. No, you shop at Asda and Waitrose' essential range.
You too can have this life for very little money...if you beg for everything!
* Lidl forgot she can't control the comments on TikTok and had a meltdown rant trying to address them! Unfortunately she forgot that she "always tries to understand things from others' perspective"!
* After showing off about ordering bespoke features for her contract Range Rover (a facility for all customers), she's now downgraded the spec, saving £5K. Meanwhile Grossie's RR has arrived. Hee hee!
* Work is starting in the 'grounds' with a new patio. They are also having an outdoor kitchen which is 'moveable'. That'll be a camping stove then!
* We celebrated Her Majesty The Queen's Platinum Jubilee, and her lifetime of service. Lidl celebrated "Queen Lizzie's" anniversary with a pasta lunch for her bff Cawwie and boyfriend, and croquet on the lawn.
* While she was happy to merch Amazon decorations through her blog, the Union Flag didn't suit her Assthetic!
In other news:
Ali is planning a trip to a Milton Keynes car park in a white safari jacket, cinched at the waist.
Frow was in St Tropez with Jimmy Choo.
* Cancel the removal lorries...Lidl isn't moving!
* We've asked the men in white coats to take her to the loony bin instead....she's displaying signs of multiple personality disorder and terminal fibbing.
* Lidl has reinvented herself as an #EnglishCountryGrandmother. For a 34 year old 'Italian' living near Milton Keynes I'd say that's a stretch.
* Or is it Coastal Grandma in landlocked Northamptonshire?
* She's now copying Rosie the Londoner and stalking Sheer Luxe and the Duchess of Cambridge.
* Lidl did a Tiktok where she described her life in her faux posh accent...except it was all a big fat lie.... She said:
- she steers clear of trends and big name brands...and it seems, the truth. Last time I looked she had a growing Hermes collection, the Daxon
dog of the moment x 2 and a Defender!- she drives a Defender. It might be on the drive but she doesn't drive it. She drives a contract Range Rover or The Aston
- she has a horse. I think owner Claud might argue with that. Of course, if she wanted a horse she could "pick one up for £700".
- she dresses in timeless style. No, you shop in Boohoo, Erdem and Zimmerman for floral Amish dresses.
- she prefers country pubs to named restaurants. Funny, I could have sworn you are constantly eating in London but slagging off your local pubs.
- she has 'antiques' in her house..... but shows a photo of an antique shop.
- she spends time in the great outdoors. Does that mean sitting on the curb waving a bottle of wine or stomping across farmers' fields?
- she shops at farm shops. No, you shop at Asda and Waitrose' essential range.
You too can have this life for very little money...if you beg for everything!
* Lidl forgot she can't control the comments on TikTok and had a meltdown rant trying to address them! Unfortunately she forgot that she "always tries to understand things from others' perspective"!
* After showing off about ordering bespoke features for her contract Range Rover (a facility for all customers), she's now downgraded the spec, saving £5K. Meanwhile Grossie's RR has arrived. Hee hee!
* Work is starting in the 'grounds' with a new patio. They are also having an outdoor kitchen which is 'moveable'. That'll be a camping stove then!
* We celebrated Her Majesty The Queen's Platinum Jubilee, and her lifetime of service. Lidl celebrated "Queen Lizzie's" anniversary with a pasta lunch for her bff Cawwie and boyfriend, and croquet on the lawn.
* While she was happy to merch Amazon decorations through her blog, the Union Flag didn't suit her Assthetic!
In other news:
Ali is planning a trip to a Milton Keynes car park in a white safari jacket, cinched at the waist. Frow was in St Tropez with Jimmy Choo.
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Why she can't say "Carrie and her boyfriend are comming for dinner". Her subscribers know who Carrie is. Carrie basically lives at Lydia's house.
.. might wake up a few of her delusional minions to the real story of what Liedia is all about….
