Miscanthus
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Congratulations to @Al Fresco for the genuine, honest thread title with 46 votes! 
Thank you for voting in the last poll. An overwhelming majority (62.7 per cent) of you voted Ice Team Fick! Yes, you genuinely thought that errors in Lidl and Ali's output were because they are stupid, badly educated and don't know any better.
* Lidl has announced she's moving from the Potato House. We thought it was your "forever dream home"?
* She's got a viewing in Buckinghamshire. Can't afford The Cotswolds, Lidl ?
* The market is hot. You have to have your property on the market before vendors will take you seriously. The Bunga is being photographed...
* She's worried that people know where she lives. She suggests filming the viewing. Then we will know where you're moving to!!!
* We suggested Lidl's requirements from a new house. Top of the list were a winery, a beggary and a chapel.
* We also listed problems facing the sale of the 5 bed, 6 bathroom Bunga....
* She said they've made "good investments" doing up the Bunga..yeah right...see above.
* She needs room for 5 staff. An assistant, a COO, an accountant, a videographer and a stylist????? Help us out Lidl!
* After a luxury trip to the Maldives Lidl bought her fourth Hermès bag in 2 years. No cost of living crisis for Lidl!
* She didn't reveal the price of the gold mini Kelly, but we guessed approx £27k. It holds a credit card, a lipstick and a phone. Parfekt!
* We don't believe it came from Hermès....distracted unboxing; didn't show insides; no details of purchase; long redacted receipt; no clickbait title
* @Namima found a recently sold bag from SacLab, a company followed by Lidl....just saying!
* Lidl admitted she bought the sage Dior because she liked the twilly the S.A. had put on it. If brains were dynamite you wouldn't be able to blow your nose!
* Lidl was spotted in London with a large Louis Vuitton carrier bag...she's replaced her free with purchase make up bag with an £800 vanity case.
* She bought Hermes beauty products..that other influencers were sent as PR!
* After denying she uses clickbait titles she calls her Beauty Pie vlog "A vulnerable and honest chat".
* She says she's dyslexic. There is a word for what you are Lidl and it's definitely got 'ick' in it.
* She grew chickens from seed. Her "whole existence grew immeasurably from a packet of seeds". She's "different, happier, more fulfilled". Buy more seeds, Lidl!
* The MGs went to the garden centre. Ali indulged his self proclaimed love of looking at tools.
* Lidl wore a white linen dress, a twilly around her wrist and her new mini Kelly. She saw some "raw" iron gates then they went for a burger...yup, money can't buy you brains!
* Work on the Bunga has stalled. There's no sign of Lauren Costly phase 2 and
Nicholsons are busy in Ye Olde Rectum garden. Scrambling for content Lidl?
* They are both rehashing old content. Lidl is posting memories of the Maldives....while Ali is reminiscing about Sardinia, where he went without her!
* The Greedhouse is overflowing. Tables and pots are springing up around the garden of Hillbilly House.
* Lidl is following the Depp/Heard case. 'Miss Turd' has histrionic personality disorder. Symptoms include - needing to be the centre of attention, lacking sincerity, overly concerned with physical appearance, making rash decisions and self centred with no concern for others. Remind you of anybody Lidl?
* Lidl and Cawwie went for a drunken 30k(!?!) stomp across farmer's fields while Ali was in Ireland with his daddy. The next morning she felt 'fresh'...yeah right!
* She's finally admitted to having Botox. You don't say? It used to be frowned on, but when you told us, nobody raised an eyebrow!
* The Botox is forteeth grinding headaches slimming a masculine jaw looking fresh.
* Teeny tiny Ali is having it too. One small prick can wipe the smile off your face Ali!
* Ali wore an anchor pendant. Is that a subliminal message Ali? Sending the RNLI now!
In other news
* Teefers has bought the cottage adjoining Strawtop allegedly.
Screen grab @Namima
Thank you for voting in the last poll. An overwhelming majority (62.7 per cent) of you voted Ice Team Fick! Yes, you genuinely thought that errors in Lidl and Ali's output were because they are stupid, badly educated and don't know any better.
* Lidl has announced she's moving from the Potato House. We thought it was your "forever dream home"?
* She's got a viewing in Buckinghamshire. Can't afford The Cotswolds, Lidl ?
* The market is hot. You have to have your property on the market before vendors will take you seriously. The Bunga is being photographed...
* She's worried that people know where she lives. She suggests filming the viewing. Then we will know where you're moving to!!!
* We suggested Lidl's requirements from a new house. Top of the list were a winery, a beggary and a chapel.
* We also listed problems facing the sale of the 5 bed, 6 bathroom Bunga....
* She said they've made "good investments" doing up the Bunga..yeah right...see above.
* She needs room for 5 staff. An assistant, a COO, an accountant, a videographer and a stylist????? Help us out Lidl!
* After a luxury trip to the Maldives Lidl bought her fourth Hermès bag in 2 years. No cost of living crisis for Lidl!
* She didn't reveal the price of the gold mini Kelly, but we guessed approx £27k. It holds a credit card, a lipstick and a phone. Parfekt!
* We don't believe it came from Hermès....distracted unboxing; didn't show insides; no details of purchase; long redacted receipt; no clickbait title
* @Namima found a recently sold bag from SacLab, a company followed by Lidl....just saying!
* Lidl admitted she bought the sage Dior because she liked the twilly the S.A. had put on it. If brains were dynamite you wouldn't be able to blow your nose!
* Lidl was spotted in London with a large Louis Vuitton carrier bag...she's replaced her free with purchase make up bag with an £800 vanity case.
* She bought Hermes beauty products..that other influencers were sent as PR!
* After denying she uses clickbait titles she calls her Beauty Pie vlog "A vulnerable and honest chat".
* She says she's dyslexic. There is a word for what you are Lidl and it's definitely got 'ick' in it.
* She grew chickens from seed. Her "whole existence grew immeasurably from a packet of seeds". She's "different, happier, more fulfilled". Buy more seeds, Lidl!
* The MGs went to the garden centre. Ali indulged his self proclaimed love of looking at tools.
* Lidl wore a white linen dress, a twilly around her wrist and her new mini Kelly. She saw some "raw" iron gates then they went for a burger...yup, money can't buy you brains!
* Work on the Bunga has stalled. There's no sign of Lauren Costly phase 2 and
Nicholsons are busy in Ye Olde Rectum garden. Scrambling for content Lidl?
* They are both rehashing old content. Lidl is posting memories of the Maldives....while Ali is reminiscing about Sardinia, where he went without her!
* The Greedhouse is overflowing. Tables and pots are springing up around the garden of Hillbilly House.
* Lidl is following the Depp/Heard case. 'Miss Turd' has histrionic personality disorder. Symptoms include - needing to be the centre of attention, lacking sincerity, overly concerned with physical appearance, making rash decisions and self centred with no concern for others. Remind you of anybody Lidl?
* Lidl and Cawwie went for a drunken 30k(!?!) stomp across farmer's fields while Ali was in Ireland with his daddy. The next morning she felt 'fresh'...yeah right!
* She's finally admitted to having Botox. You don't say? It used to be frowned on, but when you told us, nobody raised an eyebrow!
* The Botox is for
* Teeny tiny Ali is having it too. One small prick can wipe the smile off your face Ali!
* Ali wore an anchor pendant. Is that a subliminal message Ali? Sending the RNLI now!
In other news
* Teefers has bought the cottage adjoining Strawtop allegedly.
Screen grab @Namima
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) and also many things are sad but true (title of Beauty Pie Vlog). As usual the cream of the crop photos which will get used many more times. Thank you so much for setting the time aside to create such wonderful starts for us each week. It always sets the perfect tone for a new week ahead. 
Love the new poll too. I haven’t watched the latest offering except for the beginning and already she’s complaining that the 27k bag doesn’t match the Oran slandals but it does match the Manolo flats. 
They may need dog walkers possibly…They may need someone who knows how to lay a table properly…They may need someone who can gently explain that because she says something it doesn’t make it so…Failing that maybe they wish to delegate their vlogging to someone else or for someone to shriek and drink as often as possible. I mean it’s anyone’s guess what 5 staff members would fill their workdays with.