Lunatics #6

[4FoxAche]

Welcome back crazies

Old thread:

Lunatics #5

We are one babe 😂 I’ve told my friends if anything bad ever happens to me, don’t bullshit that I ever ‘lit up a room’. if anything, I plunge it into darkness. My friends said I'm the most likely to be killed by a serial killer but, also, most likely to be a serial killer. MOTWYW ✨️

tattle.life

 

[SeptemberCatLady]

'she was the life and soul of the party'
duck off no she wasn't

‘She was always smiling’…..I think you mean scowling

 

[Jolie1988]

She was the kindest soul...

I'd be sitting up in the coffin...eh...wrong funeral

 

[4FoxAche]

‘She was always smiling’…..I think you mean scowling

She bought sunshine and warmth to everyone she met...

My poor family trying to find some funeral appropriate to say about me

 

[Disneygirl89]

'She was an angel on earth'
No she was a bleep

 

[Jolie1988]

She always had time to speak to everyone...aye to tell them to duck off

 

[Lizzy 93]

I’ve told my ma that it I go missing don’t fukin put my posters around
I’m gone
Wtf
I can’t no
I’ve warned her

 

[Disneygirl89]

'Was always there to help'
She was a lazy witch.

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I’ve told my ma that it I go missing don’t fukin put my posters around
I’m gone
Wtf
I can’t no
I’ve warned her

If someone put missing posters out of me no one would find me
Insta me and Asda me are 2 different people
I’d be in plain sight looking like subo and people are looking for Kimmy K

 

[Disneygirl89]

I’ve told my ma that it I go missing don’t fukin put my posters around
I’m gone
Wtf
I can’t no
I’ve warned her

Not even a candlelight vigil Liz?
I'd even part with one on my Yankee ones

 

[TheMogadon]

Me: Sitting up from my shallow grave in the fuckin desert after being strangled by some toothless crack head and seeing my missing poster “omg nooooo untag me my chins AND back tits are showing”

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

Only the other day we were discussing this IRL.

At my sisters funeral they were saying she would light up a room, the life & soul of the party a kind loving girl with brothers.
No mention of sisters (there are three of us) MOTWYW.

I was one word away from LOL

she was in fact a heroine addict!

I told my mate any of you chat tit at my funeral about kind, loving, caring I will rise from the dead.

I’ve also asked her to text all my friends and family from my phone a black screen photo saying
“let me out I’m not dead witches”

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I’ve also asked her to text all my friends and family from my phone a black screen photo saying
“let me out I’m not dead witches”

so evil

 

[Lizzy 93]

My Nana had the most beautiful words
And all I kept thinking is
She didn’t even fukin like you mate
My Nana was kind to her loved ones but she was the most rudest person you’d meet
Ahhhh

 

[Jolie1988]

I'm so lazy at the moment I don't even think I could be bothered to turn up at my own funeral

 

[4FoxAche]

I'm so lazy at the moment I don't even think I could be bothered to turn up at my own funeral

If it got me out of the school run, I'd consider it.

Need a good lie-in tbf

 

[johndoe111]

I hate people and have demanded No funeral

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

My funeral will be empty, I've pissed off that many people in my life! Actually no wait, maybe they'll all turn up and have a mother bleeping party and piss on my grave

 

[whenindoubtgossip]

I am going to create a banned list for people I don't like and those that I know don't like me


No free food for them

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

CRAZY POST ON THE OG THREAD alert. Well, to me it's crazy, I mean, I was on the he'snotthedad hill for a longggg time but honestly I think this is even crazier than that.
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I am going to create a banned list for people I don't like and those that I know don't like me


No free food for them

Mine really would be empty then, just my kids and my husband and sometimes he would be on the banned list