Love Island All Stars #4

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Omg is that Demi?? She's caked in makeup and looked embalmed
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How are they finding Tom attractive? He's the opposite of fine. Needs sunscreen, botox and the distance between his eyes increased
It was so sad seeing Demi on the show and how clearly insecure she is, she’s had a lot of work done and literally covers herself in make up. She made some comment when they were getting ready like “here’s where I go from a 2 to a 10” or something
 
Tyler is full of tit.

Georgia S is a stage 19 cling on. Tom’s entertaining it because he’s got no escape, in the real world she’d be blocked. Tom’s got the personality of an ironing board, he’s a classic case of ‘he’s not hot, he’s just tall’. And clearly too many people have lied to him and said his eyes are mesmerising because he seemed to think putting his sunglasses back on offered protection. Watch him when he’s trying to lay it on thick, off come the glasses 🙄 He’d be better off keeping them on, he must have sunstroke every evening!

Georgia H does not fancy Mouthbreathing Mitch, not one tiny bit, not even if she was blindfolded and he had a paper bag on his head

I’m wondering if somehow they’ve got access to some ❄️ in there you know. When it gets to the evening Josh and Sophie in particular seem to change around the eyes (his get more wild and hers get more ‘lazy’, also I don’t remember her eyes looking like that before, did they? All I remember is the voooooooice 🤢) and I’ve noticed some teeth licking and subtle gurning
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This is rather accurate
😂😂 her son must be able to sleep through a pneumatic drill
 
Josh used to be quite an attractive lad in the first love island. Not sure what’s happened to him! He must have gone down the plastic surgery route.

...9 years happened to him 😚
🤣🤣

But yeh I get you, he was more attractive in 2015*, but I'm putting it down to a decade of partying, boozing, recreational drugging, probs steroiding, all combined with our good friend aging lol


*Edit2add- and for me most men get more attractive with age
 
...9 years happened to him 😚
🤣🤣

But yeh I get you, he was more attractive in 2015*, but I'm putting it down to a decade of partying, boozing, recreational drugging, probs steroiding, all combined with our good friend aging lol


*Edit2add- and for me most men get more attractive with age

Yea that’s true but it’s so odd as his whole face seems to have dramatically changed. Definitely got some fillers in some odd places 🤣
 
We’re not halfway through yet, have a feeling they’ll send in someone ‘oven ready’ for Kaz before too long, it’s happened before,

Also why the tears over Tyler and Hannah’s date Kaz, you’ve stated clearly you’ve had no contact with Tyler for two years, that has to be by choice 🤫
You know i think shes been very lonely in there, it must be so frustrating to be a black woman in there and be so bleeping invisible to the men. I dont think she was that upset by Tyler and Hannah, more it was the straw that broke the camels back
 
Has anyone seen the unseen bits of Anton and Hannah in the bathroom? I'm sorry but I actually think Anton is such a sweetheart, really warmed to him this series !!
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I mentioned on here that she was the only person I could think of for him! I really liked her on her series, LI producers if you're reading get her in!
Didn't Toby have a thing with her?
I'm sure he brought someone back from casa and then recoupled with her or am I thinking of the wrong person lol
 
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