Love Island 2024 #5

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Will looks terrible with blonde hair šŸ¤®
 
Sweet of Harriet to be worried about Sean and NOT even in an instigating way, I can't believe it but I'm really starting to like her, and Jess is the nastiest one. Sometimes she looks like Zoe Sugg but just with even more makeup and no smiles, is it just me?
I really like Sean now too, he's got a soft inside I think and really good on him for not mentioning names "in case I get it wrong" when clearly he was doing to that to shield them because he knew Jess would chew them all out.

Ronnie- what can I even say? every single scene is another ick added on. The thrusting pushups, the licking the corners of his mouth with it mostly always open. I mean I get it he's hot( from the temp) like everyone else, and maybe he just breathes like that but it looks like he's trying to catch flies.

Don't really care for Wil but Uma looks like she's coming alive so that's nice. Also Wil's chair was seated literally like 3 inches from the pool at the new villa I was expecting him to back his chair into it hahaha

I'm getting sad there's no one in there for Omar, I find him really attractive, he's got a really nice smile and eyes and brings a positive energy, I really hope he doesn't end up dumped never having had a chance.
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Has someone given Tiff a tranquilizer?
And ugh Ronnie has no emotional intelligence he is definitely a fuckyboy. He kisses like he is trying to blow up a lilo.

I am still screaming laughing at this, I've had to lay over, I can't šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
 
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My 2 pence worth..
Jess needs to get booted out. Sheā€™s horrible.
Iā€™ve never watched TOWIE (& Iā€™m pushing 40 ish) and barely knew who ā€œJoey Essexā€ was, but I actually am really enjoying his rekindling with Grace. Donā€™t care if it was set. Half of reality TV is a set up. Donā€™t think heā€™s done anything wrong with Samantha IMO. But I also feel sorry for Samantha as she is clearly so insecurešŸ˜•
Love Uma - think he is very beautiful & has good vibes.
Ronnie is a creep IMO. Canā€™t see what the girls see - is it the football?!
Think Ciaran is a lovely looking guy and a lovely personality but heā€™s immature and will probably end up messing up with Nicole. Think Nicole looks 10yrs older than him!
Mimi and Ayo - loved them at the very start but they are boring AF. Ayo is very attractive but think his personality need to be pulled out a bit more. Mimi seems to tone it down!
Harriet kissed Ronnie after he was a dick - again - come on Harriet?! Have a bit of self worth. FFS. I do think the majority of these girls are so insecure & desperate!!
Think Grace is stunning.
Think the other bombshell - with the teeth/smile/boobs is a bit odd.

Would love Love Island to bring in a cast that are more ā€œnormalā€ ie no cosmetic surgery, size 12 or bigger ffs! Their own teeth & hair.
I know Iā€™m old & boring - but itā€™s very sad to see these girls have such low opinions of themselves!

I love Will & Jessie - think they are genuine!
 
Jess is having trouble handling the rejection from Ronnie. I hope she realises she has dodged a bullet, perhaps it will unite her wiht Harriet.

maybe Joey and Hrace was always planned by the show producers. Grace is Vinny but has the spongy over-filled face making her head look like Jocylen Wildenstein.

am kinda rooting for Sean but he seems out of his depth!

Ciaran and Nicole might be plotting to win, Ciaran is so immature though I feel he will strayā€¦.

Ronnieā€™s crappy pneumatic drill ā€˜snogā€™ with Bathroom Tile Teeth Jess will be revealed at some stage but Ronnie will find it all hilarious.
I donā€™t see the attraction with him at all, he is repulsive!
 
Iā€™m bored of Joey & Grace already. Iā€™m a firm believer that itā€™s been set up somehow & if they liked each other as much as they appear to why not be in a relationship already without waiting to go on Love Island.

Well Joey said it didnā€™t work out because of the distance and she wouldnā€™t move to Essex and he wouldnā€™t move to Manchester but now sheā€™s planning on moving to London!

Itā€™s clear itā€™s been planned but like others have said itā€™s not the first time itā€™s been done in love island and a lot of it is scripted. It makes me laugh they get one day off as to me thatā€™s when they get their new scripts for the week and learn their lines šŸ˜‰šŸ¤£

Iā€™m liking them together.
 
It makes sense why heā€™s been completely indifferent to Samantha but has never showed any interest in anyone else or have any concern that he could be sent home if samantha gets fed up. Itā€™s like he knew exactly what was going to happen. Also, she was one of the first islanders to be outed on social media before it started.
Exactly, all mapped out for him
 
Just echoing the comments all ready made but jez Jess is such a horrible cow.

Poor Sean, he was so nervous trying to talk to her. All he wanted to know was where he stood. She immediately made it all about herself !!! Such an awful attitude.

What is with all the crying this year ?? They know these lads a few days and they all crying like their husbands of 20 years cheated on them šŸ˜³
 
I've had boyfriends in the past who never met my family. I don't go introducing a boyfriend until I am sure. I don't think it means Joey and Grace didn't have a fling/relationship just because they didn't meet the family. My husband didn't meet my family straight away. My family are just as scary as Joey's :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: I do hope it's not a PR set up...
 
I've had boyfriends in the past who never met my family. I don't go introducing a boyfriend until I am sure. I don't think it means Joey and Grace didn't have a fling/relationship just because they didn't meet the family. My husband didn't meet my family straight away. My family are just as scary as Joey's :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: I do hope it's not a PR set up...
Nobodyā€™s saying that they didnā€™t have a fling, they clearly did, but it was Maya who asked Joeyā€™s cousin and nan on Aftersun whether they knew/met Grace and they both said no. Which as folk on here said, isnā€™t unusual since people donā€™t normally introduce someone theyā€™re just having casual sex with to their family šŸ˜‚
Deffo a set up
 
Iā€™m only starting now cos I had to watch the feckin England match. Thoughts so far:

Iā€™d pity Sam a bit more if she didnā€™t come off so aggro.
Jess is gorgeous but since the vote her ego has EXPLODED.
I think Ronnie likes Tiff the most.
Ciaran/Nicole can join Ayo/Mimii in the list of boring as eff couples whoā€™ll probably implode within the next week because they settled too early.
He only likes her the most as she barely talks and has nothing to say so she can be anything he wants her to be in his mind šŸ¤¢ Also the fact that the surgery has made her look like a blow up dollā€¦
 
Heā€™s a dating show veteran so yeah, Iā€™d imagine he expects the unexpected so to speak like they all do, but I feel like he knew specifically she was coming in and when. I donā€™t believe they havnt spoken in a year.
They haven't seen eachother in a year but I'm sure they said they'd spoken online the last few months. He knew she was going in.
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Ronnie is only there for a laugh a shag and to get himself on more TV shows.
 
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