Love Island 2024 #3

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Just having a nose said:
Side note..I low-key love Harriett, I mean she’s an absolute nightmare but she’s brought the majority of the drama this season. If it wasn’t for her we would be stuck with Sam just quoting TOWIE to joey and watching everyone else’s dry as duck chats.
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Yeh Harriett is an grating as duck but she’s bringing the drama that we wouldn’t get from all these “normal people” folk want to be in the villa lmao
 
gimm3more said:
Yeh Harriett is an grating as duck but she’s bringing the drama that we wouldn’t get from all these “normal people” folk want to be in the villa lmao
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Totally agree! I feel like she’s taken one for the team and decided to play the love island villain and I’m here for it. I want to see less of the cringey date scenes and more of the carnage.

Another side note I also love the fact her and joey are mates and how much it infuriates Sam 🥲 feel like she wants him to be her little lap dog and he’s just chilling with Harriett giving each other rogue as duck advice 😅
 
ELFILY said:
Can anyone tell me if that Jess has been on tele before because she looks and sounds so familiar but I can’t put my finger on it! She really reminds me of Jacqui McQueen from hollyoaks and I’m not sure if I’m just getting confused 😂😂😂
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Sorry if this has already been said, I'm trying to catch up with the thread now so may have missed it... but she really reminds me of an influencer called Chantelle Fen. I see her on Tiktok a lot and they look so alike to me. I saw in her comments on her videos that a few people have said the same
 
doodlebug said:
Why would Mimii steal just to end up in a friendship couple with a guy who’s not interested in her! There’s no way she isn’t picking Ayo
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If they aren’t allowed to steal from the same couple, she might have to! If they let Omar go first and he picks Uma… who knows what Mimi is gonna do!
 
Is it me or does Ronnie look like Mr Burns??
 

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Mortified for Jess that she was coupled up with a man like Ronnie and HE got the ick FIRST!

Harriet is a hot mess but I’m here for it.

Munveer is just a decorative feature at this point. How can someone be so good looking but so un-sexy? The maths don’t math.

Samantha is insane. And I think Joey is getting scared. Howling at the Baby Reindeer reference - it’s so spot on!

Mimii will choose Ayo - those two have unfinished business. She is so stunning but I think he’s more drawn to Uma’s outgoing personality. It’s much easier to be around someone when you’re not having to work hard to draw them out of their shell all the time. Maybe Ayo was just tired, bless him. My hot take, though, is…Uma is in the closet. She’s never had a boyfriend despite being witty and gorgeous, plus in the kissing challenge at the fire pit, she swerved it by laughing and ducking out of it. Hmmm….

Pasty is making me cringe so hard. She doesn’t really do seductive. Also dying that she admitted she shared a bed with her mum. That must be a universal boner killer for all men (except for the weirdos).

I keep forgetting about Sean. Seems like the rest of the Villa have as well. Jess kicking off about Harriet kissing Ronnie and no one gave a single duck that Harriet is coupled up with Sean. He’s just collateral damage.

Omar will pick Uma if he’s got any sense. Patsy would try to eat him alive.

I don’t think Nicole and Ciaran will last. He is a 21 year old horny, bouncy Labrador puppy of a man and if a bombshell walks in, his penis will override his brain. Nicole seems the type to forgive him though.

I think that’s everyone. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
 
GoldSilver said:
I don’t think it’s odd that Uma hasn’t had a boyfriend. Sure she’s had plenty of offers!
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And she hasn’t taken any of them up? They can’t all have been that bad. Although, if the Villa boys are a representative sample of what’s out there these days, I can understand why she’d prefer to stay single.
 
Wolf359 said:
Mortified for Jess that she was coupled up with a man like Ronnie and HE got the ick FIRST!

Harriet is a hot mess but I’m here for it.

Munveer is just a decorative feature at this point. How can someone be so good looking but so un-sexy? The maths don’t math.

Samantha is insane. And I think Joey is getting scared. Howling at the Baby Reindeer reference - it’s so spot on!

Mimii will choose Ayo - those two have unfinished business. She is so stunning but I think he’s more drawn to Uma’s outgoing personality. It’s much easier to be around someone when you’re not having to work hard to draw them out of their shell all the time. Maybe Ayo was just tired, bless him. My hot take, though, is…Uma is in the closet. She’s never had a boyfriend despite being witty and gorgeous, plus in the kissing challenge at the fire pit, she swerved it by laughing and ducking out of it. Hmmm….

Pasty is making me cringe so hard. She doesn’t really do seductive. Also dying that she admitted she shared a bed with her mum. That must be a universal boner killer for all men (except for the weirdos).

I keep forgetting about Sean. Seems like the rest of the Villa have as well. Jess kicking off about Harriet kissing Ronnie and no one gave a single duck that Harriet is coupled up with Sean. He’s just collateral damage.

Omar will pick Uma if he’s got any sense. Patsy would try to eat him alive.

I don’t think Nicole and Ciaran will last. He is a 21 year old horny, bouncy Labrador puppy of a man and if a bombshell walks in, his penis will override his brain. Nicole seems the type to forgive him though.

I think that’s everyone. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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So if you’ve not had a boyfriend by the age of 23 you’re a lesbian lmao?
 
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