Love Island 2022 #16

Least favourite Islander

  • Jacques

    Votes: 220 34.8%

  • Gemma

    Votes: 18 2.8%

  • Luca

    Votes: 53 8.4%

  • Dami

    Votes: 5 0.8%

  • Indiyah

    Votes: 3 0.5%

  • Antigoni

    Votes: 2 0.3%

  • Danica

    Votes: 40 6.3%

  • Andrew

    Votes: 6 0.9%

  • Tasha

    Votes: 234 37.0%

  • Jay

    Votes: 25 3.9%

  • Davide

    Votes: 7 1.1%

  • Paige

    Votes: 20 3.2%
  • Total voters
    633
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Paige straddling Jacques while he spoke to her like actual dirt was utterly infuriating. I don't rate her, I get snakey vibes from her but even I was shouting at the telly for her to have a bit of self respect and fuck him right off. I don't know if she thought she was giving bad bitch energy with her head wobbling like a bowl of jelly but it was actual rage inducing watching it.
 
IndominusRex said:
100% this! I’d love if on aftersun instead of random ‘celebs’ they’d have psychologists or relationship experts commenting on the goings on like they used to on big brother in the early days.
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they used to have one weekly episode (the equivalent to unseen bits) of big brother where they’d get a panel of psychologists to review housemate behaviour during the week. It was utterly fascinating and the main reason I watched the show. One of the psychologists was Geoff Beattie who is a professor as well as a consultant in consumer behaviour. I’ve been to some guest lectures hes delivered; it’s fascinating stuff.
 
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"I didn't know whether to play it safe, or take a risk. So the boy I've decided to couple up with is......"
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The3e said:
New to this thread just had a quick read through, I didn't realise other people got the same vibe from jacques as I did, I think he comes across narcissistic. Do we know what start sign he is? I get cancer vibes 😂
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His birthday is May 8th so that makes him a Taurus 🐂
Male Taurus Negative Traits:
  • Materialistic.
  • Stubborn Streak.
  • Self-Indulgent.
  • Laziness.
  • Prone to Burnout.
  • Overly Protective.
  • Opinionated.
  • Tagged with being “Dull”

My father is a Taurus and he is mean and moody AF.
 
cee-bee said:
they used to have one weekly episode (the equivalent to unseen bits) of big brother where they’d get a panel of psychologists to review housemate behaviour during the week. It was utterly fascinating and the main reason I watched the show. One of the psychologists was Geoff Beattie who is a professor as well as a consultant in consumer behaviour. I’ve been to some guest lectures hes delivered; it’s fascinating stuff.
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tbh i just imagine this to be like the post match analysis on sky sports where they pause clips and draw little scribbles on the screen
 
ASAnigel said:
Just been catching up on what I missed - this thread was so accurate and more enjoyable than the shows.

i felt like the girls were SO mean about Charlie’s performance - it wasn’t great but they didn’t need to be mean about it, some of theirs weren't great either - looking at you Paige)

Also, really like Andrew but I was getting the ick over how buzzing with himself he was about raising heart rates, it’s the most animated I’ve ever seen him.
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I thought this too about Charlie. I didn't even think he was that bad. If any of the guys said that about Paige's performance she would not be happy.
 
I’m still cackling at Charlie’s performance last night. The worm? That infamous panty dropper? I’m imagining his thought process went something like this….

‘I need to be sexy, hmmmmm what’s sexy? Think Charles, THINK!’

(several hours pass)

‘The WORM! And for extra sex appeal, I shall The Worm backwards, *away* from the women, play hard to get’
 
Jacques and Luca could recite the “Love Island Winners Handbook”

Luca - find the girl who’s already known on the outside and/or being publicised the most (there’s always one every series) BONUS points if she has a rich and famous family. Cling to her with all your might and maximise any CUTE moments for the camera. Ensure everyone knows that you are OBSESSED with her and almost falling in love despite it being 3 weeks in. Become bereft in Casa Amor and play the publics heart strings by constantly sitting with an item of said girls staring sadly into the distance. Repeat until recoupled and on your way to the final.

Jacques - go in with a bad boy playboy image. Tell the public you want to play the field BONUS points if you refer to women only as “birds”. Limit your options to the “nice” girls in the villa who won’t call out your bullshit and will worship the ground you walk on. Act like a kicked puppy if they so much as breathe near another man. State that you have “never felt like this before” while making her feel 3foot tall for any minor disagreement (NB this disagreement does not always have to be her fault - in fact most of the time it will be yours). Ensure the camera catches all of your “vulnerable” moments. Be tempted at Casa Amor - but not too tempted. Recouple after Casa Amor - play up the changed man angle. Get to the final. Get rid of girl 3-5 business days later or as soon as the £25k settles in your account.
 
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